February 16th, 2021 prestream

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Prince Lotor said:
Phil has actually recently said that he is one of the only lolcows on this site. He said he was browsing the site and Wings and LTG did not have threads, and he was wondering why he did but they didn't "because they are much worse than me". Guaranteed he just looked at the front page and his boomer wet-brain couldn't figure out how to navigate. Phil basically thinks he is 1 of 6 lolcows that Farmers cow-watch.
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I'll give Phil this: Not many cows produce enough milk to have their own BOARD. But he might not understand that that's a bad thing for him.
 
Lord of the Large Pants said:
I'll give Phil this: Not many cows produce enough milk to have their own BOARD. But he might not understand that that's a bad thing for him.
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They do but Phil has so much history that he has his own section dedicated to threads talking about Phil only while LTG and Wings just have thier indivisual threads which are pretty much dead.
 
Xenomorph said:
:story: Blames KF for pozloading my neghole when that is what we dont do and shun those who come here trying to get stickers for touching it.
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This I found especially interesting because there was a time when he was playing genshin impact I think(?)

And he pretty much said that himself. That he knows kiwifarms rules are that you look through the glass you don't hop the fence and start fucking with lolcows / interfering with them.

Remember when Phil conflated making tihydp videos == trying to have him murdered by cops during one of the times he got swatted?

Kiwifarms is either a thorn in Phil's gouty foot or the sole reason of his "targeted and systematic harrasment" depending on what mood he is in.
 
My god i can barely watch 13 mins of his prestream hour longbitching and Phil you brought this on yourself everyone in the gaming comunitty hates you that is why you have so few pay pigs. Just make the prestreams shorter and go striaght into the gameplay if i was a fan i'd be pissed that every stream he bitches for a hour.
 
Jazz never died! said:
My god i can barely watch 13 mins of his prestream hour longbitching and Phil you brought this on yourself everyone in the gaming comunitty hates you that is why you have so few pay pigs. Just make the prestreams shorter and go striaght into the gameplay if i was a fan i'd be pissed that every stream he bitches for a hour.
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He'll keep doing this for eternity because.

1. He hates his job, he rambles on and on to delay the inevitable.

2. He will use this time to set up his attitude towards tips and cheers and whether they are "urgent" or not to plant the seeds for any Whales that want to drop one on him and he'll drag it for as long as he can so he gives them a lot of time to cheer him so he can respond and drag the process even more (But he can do that in his secret panic mode discord anyway if he's desperate).

3. And also this is rather sneaky but he also does this to exploit the twitch algorithm (reminiscent from his early youtube days). He will have "just chatting" as his status for a long time compared to some other steamers who quickly switch to a game because it pushes down smaller streamers who have the same activity, because new viewers will gravitate towards a stream that's been live for longer, is more visible on twitch compared to other streamers that go live after him and therefore will likely have more people clicking onto that stream, compared to someone who is only just chatting for about 10 minutes or so and then opens a game that viewers can see, allowing them to be more picky with a streamer they want to watch.
 
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Jazz never died! said:
Just make the prestreams shorter and go striaght into the gameplay if i was a fan i'd be pissed that every stream he bitches for a hour.
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It must feel really awesome donating him large sums of money and the next stream he's begging even more after the fact. He sure blew through that Twitch paycheck pretty quick.
 
DSP saying the lahlcow isn't the pathetic one, it's the people mocking them, reminds me of when Sargon's big attempt to pwn Metokur was to tell him he doesn't take anything seriously, and just laughs all the time, thereby making Metokur the joke, or some shit.

Truly I have no clue what goes through someone's mind when they take that angle to try and hit back. "I'm not the retard, everybody laughing at me for being retarded are the retards."

Oof!
 
Phil is his own worst detractor. He can point at us go "It's Tevin's fault." *snort* In actuality, it's always been his own doing. During the camcorder days, people were BEGGING Phil to go direct capture. LP's were coming in with better gameplay, direct capture, etc...and Phil was still in the dust. Like the mule he is, he dug his heels in and went "Dood, I was told by many people they prefer this, because it's like you're sitting next to me. Also, I think the quality is better than direct capture." Any person would've gone "The people want direct capture and better gameplay, the people will get what they want." Not Phil. Until he started losing money, he went direct capture. Phil FAILS to evolve, yet, he doesn't understand why he's hated. He was a cancer on the FGC arcade community - though, I'm willing to bet that a lot of the FGC arcade guys saw him as easy pickings for a few hundred bucks. Beat some loud-mouth scrub for a few hundred bucks, sure. He was a cancer on the FGC forms - and people wanted to physically fight him, but when it got too hot, he bitched up at the last minute. Don't get me started on the whole Jasper reveal! Phil, you can blame the detractor community all you want for your "failing", but remember - at the end of the day, it's you who has failed.
 
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