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Unfortunately I don't think we have any male Au Ra for you to be gay with.
If I held hands with a guy, then it would be straight. We're trying to be queer here. None of that straight nonsense!

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It means you dumped your seed in her against her consent, and you'd better believe you'll hear about it on social media.
I wouldn't even if I were a dude. I have standards, you know. I have to uphold the queer baiting.
 
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If I held hands with a guy, then it would be straight. We're trying to be queer here. None of that straight nonsense!
I don't know. Holding hands with a guy is pretty gay.

Holding hands with a girl is pretty gay too.

Basically what I'm getting at here is that holding hands is gay as fuck.
 
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My feed has been mostly raiders doing "Now and then" memes, where "Now" is them having +50 kills on 5.2 fights with 99 parses. Then whining about how there's "no content" when really they just want savage raids, and how "it was better in the past".

You forgot how it's the same losers like Sfia and other attention whores who talk about how they're "glad they stopped caring about fflogs". After... Making a post about fflogs, but for Twitter points. They will never admit their greatest achievement in life is getting a world first in a Japanese MMO that nobody cares about. Same said people who try to stir the pot to continue their "relavency" in a video game by throwing an ultimate weapon away because everyone forgets about WF within 48 hours. These people think Yoshida noticing they exist is the meaning of life as grown ups who post hentai in their NSFW discord channels and talk about masturbating together.
 
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Scroll through the qoute retweets if you want terminal cancer. It's pretty telling when the game's community cares more about two characters being lesbians because they lack social awareness than the game getting actual content, not caring if the game gives a new dungeon every other patch since it feels we get less content with every expansion after heavensward.
They've drank from the punchbowl and the game now has been developed for the lowest common denominator. Hell I think the content flow was amazing even until the end of Stormblood. Say what you will about the story but there was almost always something to do in every patch cycle for that expac that would always be brimming.
4.1: UCOB, Shinryu EX, Rival Wings, Rabasnte One Dungeon, Eureka Anemos,
4.2: Sigmascape, Byakko EX, Two Dungeons, Eureka Pagos
4.3: Meaty as fuck MSQ, UWU, Tsukuyomi EX, Lighthouse, Four Lords story + New Dungeon, Eureka Pyros
4.4: Omegascape, Suzaku EX, Two new dungeons
4.5. Meaty MSQ, One dungeon, Seiryu EX, Blue Mage, Eureka Hydatos + BA, Hidden Gorge

People can bash Eureka for all they want but it is without a doubt some of the best filler content they've ever done, which is Bozja hasn't scratched that same itch for coming in so late and being done within a week sans Castrum.

You can try arguing that Ishgard restoration is meant to take the place, but the problem is not everyone wants to craft. Hell I'm a Saint of the Firmament from last season and i still don't want to craft lmao. You go through the rewards for scrips so quick too the most you'll actively end up buying are just materia, and like that ain't worth it chief especially if I get them for free from doing deliveries.

They've recently been going for the Quality over Quantity trend, and that can work for this game, but only if enough side stuff like Eureka is there to fill the void. I'm sure they thought stuff like Unreal would help but it's just the same fucking fight with the boss synced up to 80. Add in a weekly limitation (with some of the worst currency exchange rates I've ever seen), and it just ends in like half an hour.
 
You forgot how it's the same losers like Sfia and other attention whores who talk about how they're "glad they stopped caring about fflogs". After... Making a post about fflogs, but for Twitter points. They will never admit their greatest achievement in life is getting a world first in a Japanese MMO that nobody cares about. Same said people who try to stir the pot to continue their "relavency" in a video game by throwing an ultimate weapon away because everyone forgets about WF within 48 hours. These people think Yoshida noticing they exist is the meaning of life as grown ups who post hentai in their NSFW discord channels and talk about masturbating together.
Sfia is a loser who needs to go outside.
They've drank from the punchbowl and the game now has been developed for the lowest common denominator. Hell I think the content flow was amazing even until the end of Stormblood. Say what you will about the story but there was almost always something to do in every patch cycle for that expac that would always be brimming.
4.1: UCOB, Shinryu EX, Rival Wings, Rabasnte One Dungeon, Eureka Anemos,
4.2: Sigmascape, Byakko EX, Two Dungeons, Eureka Pagos
4.3: Meaty as fuck MSQ, UWU, Tsukuyomi EX, Lighthouse, Four Lords story + New Dungeon, Eureka Pyros
4.4: Omegascape, Suzaku EX, Two new dungeons
4.5. Meaty MSQ, One dungeon, Seiryu EX, Blue Mage, Eureka Hydatos + BA, Hidden Gorge

People can bash Eureka for all they want but it is without a doubt some of the best filler content they've ever done, which is Bozja hasn't scratched that same itch for coming in so late and being done within a week sans Castrum.

You can try arguing that Ishgard restoration is meant to take the place, but the problem is not everyone wants to craft. Hell I'm a Saint of the Firmament from last season and i still don't want to craft lmao. You go through the rewards for scrips so quick too the most you'll actively end up buying are just materia, and like that ain't worth it chief especially if I get them for free from doing deliveries.

They've recently been going for the Quality over Quantity trend, and that can work for this game, but only if enough side stuff like Eureka is there to fill the void. I'm sure they thought stuff like Unreal would help but it's just the same fucking fight with the boss synced up to 80. Add in a weekly limitation (with some of the worst currency exchange rates I've ever seen), and it just ends in like half an hour.
I was playing back then and hardcore raiders were bitching constantly about "no content" pretty hard. They also run BA into the ground with their efficiency mentality. On aether you either sucked dick or took their portals that their discord group called "dibs" on, you just weren't playing the content otherwise. Crybabies would rage really hard, try to get you banned by spamming reports, and put you on a public blacklist. The more things change, the more they're the same.

Eureka was trash. If they did Eureka again this expansion, I would have just skipped and waited until they nerfed it. That seems to be the lesson for most of that grinding content; it gets nerfed hard.

Unreal is boring, I have 0 interest in playing through old content. I play video games to go to mcdonalds, not eat reheated leftovers.

Ishgard restoration sucks and the leaderboard is dominated by bots.

If the mentality was quality, I can just go play other games. Other games have a better focus about what they want to be/do and offer better content.
 
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If the mentality was quality, I can just go play other games. Other games have a better focus about what they want to be/do and offer better content.
As bad as it can be, at least it isn't WoW levels of yikes.
 
As bad as it can be, at least it isn't WoW levels of yikes.
WoW has the problem of having too many damn dailies. XIV is also reading (probably too much) into engagement metrics.

XIV just doesn't seem to have enough staff to create more high quality content (IE MSQ, extra storylines, encounters with actual design in them). Even raid stories feel phoned in, with barely any voice acting, 0 camera work other than characters standing around doing /emote. Even the shittiest JRPGs I play put in more effort. I just don't think dropping a bunch of FATEs in an area is "quality". I'd rather go play the new Hyrule Warriors than do more FATEs. I understand that it's a different value proposition, but I have the money.

I also really don't care about losing the extra dungeon, although I'm miffed that the dev doesn't seem interested in giving players other ways to get the most recent tomes that don't suck. Hunt trains are just awful, and hunt train discords are run by crazy people. I'm fine running my static because it's my static. I'm not fine with having to deal with spergs to play the game.

I'm perfectly fine with the current amount of content. The people that complain on my feed tend to be raiders, and when they mean more content, they mean more raid.
 
Am I the only one that finds it a little unsettling people these days want to know the sexualities of other people? Those two are adolescents so it comes across as a little pedophilic.
 
If you ignore the literal fags that introduce you to that map with the tonberries, then yes, FFXIV truly is not progressive enough. Do we need more evidence that these people can't be pleased?
XIV just doesn't seem to have enough staff to create more high quality content (IE MSQ, extra storylines, encounters with actual design in them). Even raid stories feel phoned in, with barely any voice acting, 0 camera work other than characters standing around doing /emote. Even the shittiest JRPGs I play put in more effort. I just don't think dropping a bunch of FATEs in an area is "quality". I'd rather go play the new Hyrule Warriors than do more FATEs. I understand that it's a different value proposition, but I have the money.
I believe they admit that was an actual problem because you could probably count the number of Japanese MMO makers on two hands. I heard they would love to recruit Western developers but the language barrier and the latter's unwillingness to move to Japan will make that difficult.

As for content creators, I think I'm okay with Meoni but I mostly seen his tl;dr videos about upcoming updates, dunno what else he does.
 
If you ignore the literal fags that introduce you to that map with the tonberries, then yes, FFXIV truly is not progressive enough. Do we need more evidence that these people can't be pleased?

I believe they admit that was an actual problem because you could probably count the number of Japanese MMO makers on two hands. I heard they would love to recruit Western developers but the language barrier and the latter's unwillingness to move to Japan will make that difficult.

As for content creators, I think I'm okay with Meoni but I mostly seen his tl;dr videos about upcoming updates, dunno what else he does.
>Unwillingness

More like they prob pay shit and too high requirements like jobs in America where they want you to have a four year degree in order to type in emoji speak on their websites and social media.

WoW has the problem of having too many damn dailies. XIV is also reading (probably too much) into engagement metrics.

XIV just doesn't seem to have enough staff to create more high quality content (IE MSQ, extra storylines, encounters with actual design in them). Even raid stories feel phoned in, with barely any voice acting, 0 camera work other than characters standing around doing /emote. Even the shittiest JRPGs I play put in more effort. I just don't think dropping a bunch of FATEs in an area is "quality". I'd rather go play the new Hyrule Warriors than do more FATEs. I understand that it's a different value proposition, but I have the money.

I also really don't care about losing the extra dungeon, although I'm miffed that the dev doesn't seem interested in giving players other ways to get the most recent tomes that don't suck. Hunt trains are just awful, and hunt train discords are run by crazy people. I'm fine running my static because it's my static. I'm not fine with having to deal with spergs to play the game.

I'm perfectly fine with the current amount of content. The people that complain on my feed tend to be raiders, and when they mean more content, they mean more raid.
They missed a good opportunity to expand The First's world by using the Eden raids by letting you travel to other parts of the world but nah, just tossed into an arena.
 
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The rest of the world is just completely fucked, though. Like, what you see in the Empty is what the rest of the world is.
Pretty much.

Just because we've returned a few key elements to the world doesn't mean those parts of the world have any semblance of inhabitable life within them yet.

Save for a total asspull, it's gonna be a very long while before the rest of the First becomes livable even after the flow of aether's been restored through Eden.
 
I have to go back to recruiting because of one of our roles. Motherfucker jetted because he'd rather play with another group. Fair enough, but it's been getting annoying because this role in particular I've had to recruit for repeatedly.

It's getting harder than harder these days to justify playing this game.
 
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The rest of the world is just completely fucked, though. Like, what you see in the Empty is what the rest of the world is.
Easily remedied by them using Eden's power to show what life was like before the flood happened when summoning the element. The arena shows up when your characters thinks back to their past memories, so adding in someone's memories from the first that has an affinity with that element. A way to introduce more characters besides dull characters like Gaia, while getting a chance to see what an area looked like before the flood happened on The First. Good example is Mt. Atlas where you fight Titan by using someone's memories and as you climb up the mountain, you can see the flood coming in from the distance , with a voice text box showing up on your screen, random voices telling everyone to run from the flood right before their demise, to create a sense of urgency. Reaching the boss arena causes the visions to explode in aether and all manifests inside the boss arena, turning into the primal. Done powerleverling but I'm sick of 8-man raids not being raids anymore and other side content missing that meaningful engagement in their story and world building.
 
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The rest of the world is just completely fucked, though. Like, what you see in the Empty is what the rest of the world is.
Considering the twist, WoL could always use their Ascian creation magic.
 
The community on both Twitter and Discord have been in a tizzy about this Morgana Ultimus guy, mostly hardcore raiders:


A few twitterers calling for North America to have a public banlist. Can't say I'm keen on the NA community having a banlist when they'd probably put you on there because of all the isms and obics, and foremost because they just don't like you.

I don't know what's funnier. How obsessed the community is with this guy, or how a bunch of people calling him out are sex pests:

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3/4 of this party are serious sex pests or very poorly adjusted people.
 
The community on both Twitter and Discord have been in a tizzy about this Morgana Ultimus guy, mostly hardcore raiders:


A few twitterers calling for North America to have a public banlist. Can't say I'm keen on the NA community having a banlist when they'd probably put you on there because of all the isms and obics, and foremost because they just don't like you.

I don't know what's funnier. How obsessed the community is with this guy, or how a bunch of people calling him out are sex pests:

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3/4 of this party are serious sex pests or very poorly adjusted people.
The guy himself sound like a sped, ngl. But everyone else trying to dunk on him is also autistic so they probably deserve each other. I'm very glad to have never associated with the NA hardcore raider scene at all.
 
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The community on both Twitter and Discord have been in a tizzy about this Morgana Ultimus guy, mostly hardcore raiders:


A few twitterers calling for North America to have a public banlist. Can't say I'm keen on the NA community having a banlist when they'd probably put you on there because of all the isms and obics, and foremost because they just don't like you.

I don't know what's funnier. How obsessed the community is with this guy, or how a bunch of people calling him out are sex pests:

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3/4 of this party are serious sex pests or very poorly adjusted people.
This is some old stuff. Friends and I laughed at how crazy all of it was then we went on with our lives, unlike most people who play FFXIV.
 
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