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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Some of you don't seem to understand that if TTS had been active (as was initially intended) EVERYTHING they're currently seeing on social media would have already been told to them. This whole show revolves around the interactions with TTS, which hasn't even been fully implemented which is a shame.

This is honestly just catching them up mentally to where they were supposed to be anyway.
While true to an extent, text to speech could be straight up lies, just like how Sam trolled Jon into believing Andrew Tate tweeted about him. It's different when you open your phone and see what people are saying about you vs believing what tts tells you people are saying about you.

Edit: Damn ninja'd by SFINAE
 
From watching on and off today I got the impression that the task they were given is finding two plants, that's where I got the "theory" from.
Great, so you have no evidence, glad we cleared that up
Also it's pretty obvious Dam is a plant from the way he has been acting, he never tried to be subtle once. And Vance is another safe bet too, he's basically the opposite of Damiel, it's like good cop, bad cop, he's been staying almost completely silent with a few exceptions where he's just saying "Yeah" to Jon's rambling.
He knows Jet. That doesn't immediately make him a plant, and why the fuck would a plant spend all their time not socialising and in their room. I'm not saying he isn't a plant, but he's doing a terrible job of being one if he is, like 1/2 of your posts are you sperging about plants, its really fucking boring, especially when you keep making truth statements with absolutely nothing to back it up.
Prior to applying the ones who knew Sam are Vance who has liked WP posts in 2016 and Damiel of course, some reasonable assumptions which you already mentioned are the best we got, for the rest.
They advertised this shit on their socials. Josie applied because Jet posted it on his story... Being aware of someone =/= to having a personal relationship with someone. I don't get how you can make the leap that they're plants just because they know of their content
 
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On the bright side I think all the excitment and access to their phones recharged them, maybe they won't be quite as low energy now
 
Super late, just caught up with the thread, and I just want to say one thing.
When you've seen a man that has abused toluene for most of his life:
-reheat McDonald's burgers and fries in pig fat,
-make chicken stew with fries and porkchop in a dog food bowl,
-make a cabbage soup with a whole kebab dumped in it,
-make a soup with hot dog sausage,

And a mentally retarded obese pant shitting village idiot:
-making a soup that consists mainly of canola oil as the liquid basis,
-making a kogel mogel with a piece of bread in it,

All in agonal hygienic conditions in a house that's filled with trash, whatever goyslop those mentally retarded Amerimutts have made does nothing to you.
 
The good news about this is that even with what they're learning from the outside world, this is only five days in. If this happened on day 30 or 39, this would've been much worse.
On the other hand it's only day 5 and they've been swatted and the website built for this is down and they limped over to Youtube. Not trying to be a downer because I am enjoying the whole thing, but who can really say how much longer it's gonna go on for at this point? Whole thing seems very tenuous currently.
 
I see the stream is back up but that doesn't mean my feelings on the matter weren't real

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I'm late and to this and mostly uniformed, but it's apparently barely been a week and they've already almost burnt the palce down with a pizza box and gotten doxxed with I can only assume is there same pizza box.
I'm now following this because seeing a bunch of autists locked together in one place sounds like everything this site could desire.
 
I'm not actually watching the strwams much cause job and all, but I am watching some of the catchup vids and whatnot. Quick question, do we actually KNOW the house was swatted? As in from independant sources? Couldn't the "swatting" be part of a storyline created by Hyde and Co?
 
The anonymity of the house itself is a core tenet of this operation. I'm afraid the address leak marks the beginning of HWNDU 2: Goldstriker's SNAFU. The show will still be entertaining, but not in the way Sam and co. intended.
 
It's so nice to see them all laughing and having a good time at Sam's antics after this whole situation. Very heart-warming.
 
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