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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
I hope Simmons is voted out first since he's a little cunty bitch. However I really want the group to do more jamming session with Vance and the only melodic instrument is the harmonica currently. I would love to watch a bunch of fish struggle how to play a guitar or piano and poorly play insane improvisations. Though I don't know how the producers introduce more musical elements.
 
This is Sam, I gurantee he has a giant laundry list of things to do to them over the course of 50 days that is probably way lengthier then the idubbbz gaslighting document
If Sam can be believed he’s been mostly hands off from the creative perspective and considers this Jets sink or swim moment. It’s no wonder for the first few days it looked like Jet hadn’t slept at all.
 
This is Sam, I gurantee he has a giant laundry list of things to do to them over the course of 50 days that is probably way lengthier then the idubbbz gaslighting document
Yeah he has a list of ideas and he's still asking people on Twitter to send more but I'm talking about the format of the show. For example, each season of Big Brother has a clearly defined set of rules and timelines before filming each season. The games are decided in advance and they stick to the script regardless of the results.
 
Damiel is what Jon wishes he could be and I want him to lash out about it physically so fucking badly. More pancake punching shit.
 
I hope Simmons is voted out first since he's a little cunty bitch. However I really want the group to do more jamming session with Vance and the only melodic instrument is the harmonica currently. I would love to watch a bunch of fish struggle how to play a guitar or piano and poorly play insane improvisations. Though I don't know how the producers introduce more musical elements.
I want them to get the cheapest, shittiest guitar they could find at a walmart, bestbuy, or whatever and just leave it in the middle of the living room at like 8am.
I'm talking one that would make a Squier look like a custom hand-made special.
 
Damiel getting bitched out by Jon every minute now. This is hard to watch. How will Damiel even recover from this disrespect from a tard?
 
i hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the man has a girlfriend. he's not gonna pump your dumper.
I don't care and this supremely autistic, but I really want to watch Vance lead Jam sessions. Vance is legit talented at drums and I want him to teach other people rhythm so he can lead jam out sessions. Melody is nice to have for sick beats, but Simmons harmonica is the only melody instrument available currently. Generally I want more music the house and forcing the fish to make it, sounds like a lot found. Especially when you have talented people on your cast.
 
Why do so many people want Simmons voted out for being a cross dressing weirdo? Isn't the point to be entertained by people doing weird things? Maybe Mauro or whoever is more likable but who cares? We should be rooting for a good show, not a show filled with regular fucking people, that wouldn't be fun to watch at all.
 
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