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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Hes not going back to Japan. He wants to stay in the US. In order to do that he needs to get a greencard. To get a greencard he either needs money, a job, or marriage.
Gonna powerlevel for a bit here. I once knew someone who was also incredibly mentally ill, they were type II borderline personality disorder and c-ptsd. I shit you not, this woman has sex with this illegal immigrant guy who looks her in the eyes and goes "I love you" (her words) and she instantly fell in love with him just cause it "felt" real. Literally 1-2 months later they're married with a kid and greencard on the way.

I'm js, it could rike...totarry happen here!
 
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Gonna powerlevel for a bit here. I once knew someone who was also incredibly mentally ill, they were type II borderline personality disorder and c-ptsd. I shit you not, this woman has sex with this illegal immigrant guy who looks her in the eyes and goes "I love you" (her words) and she instantly fell in love with him just cause it "felt" real. Literally 1-2 months later they're married with a kid and greencard on the way.

I'm js, it could rike...totarry happen here!
Yeah but the idea is that we don't want shinji to ruin his life by doing that with summer.

Remember last night when Sam said everyone with an X on their head is going home, just not now? I wonder if that means Sam already has plans for Jimmy, TJ, and Shinji's eliminations. We already know the show is rigged, so I wonder if that was Sam giving some sort of foreshadowing or just talking out his ass.
 
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It's unbelievable to me that anyone actually suspects any of these people are 'paid actors' after the stand-up sets. They were all so bad. If there were any actors among them, you'd think at least one of them would have taken an improv class at some point and be able to deliver a passable performance there.
I want to be clear, I think maybe one guy (Brian) is an actor, i don't think any of the others are. But, it's pretty easy for a funny guy to be unfunny. Shinji was/is an actor of sorts if he was in porn, but he did well in the standup bit, so i'm not really talking about him.
 
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I have that exact model. It's a Tamagotchi On, White Magic shell.
She could've just pressed the first and second buttons to put it into pause mode, so she didn't need anyone to keep it.

Looks like it's still one of the basic backgrounds, and the character doesn't have a lot of mixing going on (there's race mixing in these tamagotchis).
 
I want to be clear, I think maybe one guy (Brian) is an actor, i don't think any of the others are. But, it's pretty easy for a funny guy to be unfunny. Shinji was/is an actor of sorts if he was in porn, but he did well in the standup bit, so i'm not really talking about him.


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Jon live on insta. Still stuck on his damiel beef despite sucking his dick during season 1. Says he has one of the leading roles for a movie that will be released nationwide. It’ll go viral cause of HIM dawg!
 
Japan is using TAMAGATCHI’s to SATE the AMERICAN WOMAN’S natural desire to PROCREATE and CARE FOR OUR NATION’S OFFSPRING!!!! Wake the FUCK up 🐑🤓
Looking into this and the inventor of the Tamagotchi is Satoshi Steinberg. I think you might be onto something.
 
Jon live on insta. Still stuck on his damiel beef despite sucking his dick during season 1. Says he has one of the leading roles for a movie that will be released nationwide. It’ll go viral cause of HIM dawg!
What an outdated humblebrag. Any nerd with a smartphone can self publish globally for free these days. If it's not many times better than what he's capable of, the only thing he's going to accomplish is blacklisting himself with anybody he sends this to as previous experience.
 
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Why is Delaney still there? I just don't understand why Jet would be wasting money on someone who hasn't done shit. The most memorable thing she did was get wasted and puke the other night.
 
What an outdated humblebrag. And nerd with a smartphone can self publish globally for free these days. If it's not many times better than what he's capable of, the only thing he's going to accomplish is blacklisting himself with anybody he sends this to as previous experience.
I automatically assumed he'd got conned into doing porn.
 
Jon live on insta. Still stuck on his damiel beef despite sucking his dick during season 1. Says he has one of the leading roles for a movie that will be released nationwide. It’ll go viral cause of HIM dawg!
You know you're retarded when Damiel is the reasonable one in a beef lol. Jon is one public freakout away from becoming a Daniel Larson or Joshua Block.
 
Why is Delaney still there? I just don't understand why Jet would be wasting money on someone who hasn't done shit. The most memorable thing she did was get wasted and puke the other night.
Tbh I doubt any freeloaders are paid hourly or even daily. I'd venture it's more like: you do 2 weeks, we pay you x. If you quit beforehand we take back the money in proportion to the length of the contract.
 
Tbh I doubt any freeloaders are paid hourly or even daily. I'd venture it's more like: you do 2 weeks, we pay you x. If you quit beforehand we take back the money in proportion to the length of the contract.
I'd still think it would make sense to kick her out now and find someone else that might actually earn them money or make the show more interesting. But who knows, maybe they're keeping her as a buffer to kick during an elimination challenge so they don't have to get rid of one of the fish.
 
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