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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Sam was upset because he had a lot planned for Jimmy but production shot themselves in the foot by gassing him up beforehand. They were gonna lock him in a room like Hannibal Lecter and probably get Hassle to kill him on camera or something but that's all out the window because Jimmy thinks his fanbase is legitimate.
I could tell wigger saboteur shit was at play immediately with how mints sent 10+ TTS into the bar aimed at TJ and Jet was doing that faggot ass dancing to the trumpet drill SFX, Sam probably wanted to give TJ a win and set up for Hassle time but Jet and the wippit boys are still seething that Frank didn't enjoy the culture elevating editing of season 1 or how Sam wants the place to stop being a friendship sim (or in Trish's case, girlfriend grooming for Jet since Josie didn't work out) and thus they did just like they did with the 48 hours of gayass production TTS spam.
 
I'm not sure Jimmy can act that well, sam could pull it off, but i'm just not sure jimmy is able to pull it off. I was upset jimmy went out the way he did over the phone, i'm totally fine with him going out like he did with quitting though, for what's that worth.
Acting over the top and exactly like the sperg you usually are does not take the acting chops you think it does.
 
Not sure what Ben's reading. Something about Jimmy's script? He's unscripted? Ben sounds like he's full of shit either way.
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E: Judge joined them, tts asked his opinion on the fight. He called it a nice little shitshow.
 
Welp, they'd better be pretty fucking confident that they can fix the nontent going forward if they're going to throw Jimmy out this way. That was pretty cool but it doesn't make TJ or anyone else more interesting to watch.
 
TJ BTFO Jimmy because Jimmy couldn't play by the rules or even fight for the full length. TJ literally won doing nothing. Uhmayzin'. The only people BTFO were Sam and Jimmy. RIP Jimmy TTS revenue.
 
Yes, TJ's porn account (made in 2020) where he favorites almost 10,000 different porn images and left comments. He has a thing for horses, troons, and parental incest porn. Guy is gross.
I'm not a TJ fan but the best evidence I saw for that was just a shared username and it was just taken as gospel by /tv/ and everyone decided it was true. I have no fucking evidence one way or the other, it's just weird everyone decided it was true abruptly.
 
I'm just catching up now, LOL jimmy is even more gay and cringe than I thought.
Dude going off at TJ about horse cocks and "YOU GUYS DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW" like we have not seen Jimmys Deviantart which has incest, insect bug rope bondage, teacher/shota, wedgy porn and fart porn alll liked by him.
Literally the exact same shit tier fetish shit as TJ.
 
ut I think it would be worth it and it would be a clear bump in quality for the show and make it seem more "legitimate" and, at minimum, the idea of having an official daily recap of the show just makes sense.
We could even host it on a site like Rumble and have call ins, polls, and maybe even rope in one of their stars like Russel Brand. We could even give it a catchy title like FishTank's Fish Mouth with Russel Brand.
. No one will apply for the jobs because they can do something easier for more money, so they had to lower the requirements for being hired or they would be too short staffed to operate at all. This leads to people being unqualified to work on the plane, receiving little to no training, and then leaving a broom in an engine which causes it to explode when it's turned on
i worked at a place like that, turns out the obvious solution is to just increase the money and suddenly the employees become quality. you pay fast food wages you get fast food employees. I've also worked in a place that did the opposite and cut pay for hires, it was crazy seeing the workplace go from adults with families and mortgages to adults not even old enough to buy booze, who took triple the time to do any task.
from an estate last November for $575,000
craziest part of the article. that means it must have been selling for half that 5 years ago and it looks fucking amazing. no wonder my cousin was able to buy a home in that area at 26.
I look forward to S3 being filmed in one of the nastier ghettos of Rhode Island.
why does the entire show have to be in RI? i know its where sam and the crew live but its not like it wouldn't be easier or cheaper to find accommodations somewhere else.

There's plenty of suburban ghettos where the illegals live where its clear there is no homeowners associassion nor city council that can do anything to anyone.
Also having them leave the house and find themselves in a warehouse would be hilarious.
I wonder if urban corporate buildings are desperate enough to give them a contract. A "Backrooms" inspired season would really get zoomers hyped up.
7,000 viewers at peak hours. Not looking good Tank bros.
DUDE ACCORDING TO MY GRAPH THEY WERE AT 20K PEAK AT THIS TIME SO ITS LITERALLY THE SAME THING. THEY'RE STILL CHARGING $90 TTS LIKE THEY DID AT THIS POINT LAST SEASON RIGHT?
When Jon returned everyone was excited and ran to hug him.
He was gone for like a week or more, pretty sure it hasn't been more than a few days without jimmy.
 
Not sure what Ben's reading. Something about Jimmy's script? He's unscripted? Ben sounds like he's full of shit either way.
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E: Judge joined them, tts asked his opinion on the fight. He called it a nice little shitshow.
It's the paper Jimmy brought when he first went on the tank full of his own joke ideas. The thing Judge talked to him about in the attic. It could also be a new one he wrote while he was out, but same idea. I'm not sure which. It wasn't something production made for him. He gave it to Shinji during their talk earlier.
 
I will say this, it's a hell of a synchronicity that the night TJ is called out for being the weakest by his fellow contestants, he finds the will to put himself in a self defense situation against the returning villain of the show. 5d chess or coincidence? You be the... judge.
 
I'm not a TJ fan but the best evidence I saw for that was just a shared username and it was just taken as gospel by /tv/ and everyone decided it was true. I have no fucking evidence one way or the other, it's just weird everyone decided it was true abruptly.
Sorry bro but it's definitely his account. TJ's confirmed letterboxd account showed where he wrote up reviews in the same way he left porn comments, and a friend confirmed he liked to look at weird porn "for a joke". Also, if it wasn't true then why would production ban those TTS calling him a horse fucker? One time a TTS did get through and the guy fled to the basement and almost quit.
 
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