🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Pathos]

Previous Endorsement Stats linked below

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17498671

Stats as of 11:50PM EST 1/12/24

(As always, Please play this song while reading the stats for full effect or not if you don't like mario party)

1st Shinji- 9971 -

2nd TJ - 7557 -

3rd Tayleigh- 4777 -

Runners up:

Trish - 1447 -

Tai -629 -

Duany'ay - 522

Britney -319 - (still showing up on the site so keeping her here for now)

Oliver -224

Spoiler: Hellhouse Obituary

Jimmy's $800 Dollar Artifact Ashtray 1/8/24 - KO - Cause: ♀Women♀

Hammer Bro. Jimmy 1/9/24 - TKO - Cause: ♀Women♀

Taylor 1/2/24 - KO - Cause: et tu, tj?

Brian 1/4/24 - KO - Cause: Sacrificed to keep Jimmy on the show. If he's Brian, he's Crian!

Nifty: KO 1/4/24 - Cause: Chemical attack by Jimmy, eventually passed away from their skin absorbing too much poisonous cologne. Long live the content queen.

Delaney: ??? 1/4/24 - Cause: So obscure she faded from reality. She's probably still there, we just haven't noticed her yet.

Cole: - Retired 12/27/23 Reason: Dishonorably Discharged

Summer: - TKO 12/22/23 Cause: Mental Combustion

JC - Retired 12/22/23 Cause: Voluntary Forfeit

Meg - KO - 12/25/23 Cause: Told to take a seat by Jimmy, obliged by taking a permanent break from the game. Received a prophetic vision of Jimmy related destruction to come.

 

[Cringestorian X]

Frank is fucking with Tay's stuff

she took it pretty well so far

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Trish - 1447 -

i find it really really funny that trish has never broken 2k. thanks for keeping track of these bro. too bad shinjis 10k peak didnt last long enough to make it on the list.

 

[curbside2]

Frank was attempting to get Tay to “do something crazy” to Trisha. Tay responded that there isn’t any benefit to standing out and that the most popular Fish keep their head low. Josie winning it all sent a message. If Shinji wins it will cement it. I wonder if Jet and crew are aware of these implications.

 

[King George III]

Women of kiwifarms, is this normal?

Spoiler

 

[retard strength II]

"Lookin' good Donye!"






Ikea Javalins

 

[Jobama]

 

[Raw Onion Enjoyer]

Earlier when Frank was in Lounge with panties on his head, a TTS came through telling Tay to take off the panties she's wearing and give them to Frank. He asked her about it and she agreed to do so, she went to the closest bathroom, took them off and gave them to Frank. Fucked in the head pick-me. At least she didn't soyjak at that moment.

 

[Noble Redditor]

Frank was attempting to get Tay to “do something crazy” to Trisha. Tay responded that there isn’t any benefit to standing out and that the most popular Fish keep their head low. Josie winning it all sent a message. If Shinji wins it will cement it. I wonder if Jet and crew are aware of these implications.

That's pretty common strategy in Big Brother and Survivor and every other similar reality show. The contestants that end up sitting in the final three consist of:

1. A strong physical player, who dominated challenges and earned a lot of power through brute strength.

2. A strong social player who earned power by forming alliances, playing people against each other and appealing to emotions.

3. A floater who kept a low profile and never ruffled any feathers on any side. Reasonably trustworthy and safe.

The floater gets carried to the end because they aren't seen as a threat to the other top players. The strategy is that if you're being judged by your accomplishments you'd do better sitting next to someone who hasn't accomplished anything. Sometimes it backfires and the the floater will win the top prize. This is the easiest role to take and in Fishtank it makes even more sense because it's not fully a popularity contest or a physical challenge. It's about doing decent enough to make it to the end. Just make enough content and be present enough to stay another week.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

If you can still respect Tay after Frank made her lick his shoes I don't know what to say

 

[Jobama]

I'll tell you one thing, and I'm not afraid to say it, my estimation of Tay as a woman, just fucking plummeted.

 

[Blackstar]

TTD (Total Taytriot Death)

She just had to not be a pandering coward, yet she proceeded to give her panties to Frank and lick both his and Trish's shoes when he asked. This is her lowest point on the show yet and she would have to do some drastic shit to get out.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Tay gonna recreate the fucking Ass to Ass scene with Trish if Hassle said so.

 

[Escalating Violence]

Fellow Taytriots...... I don't feel so good.

 

[New Briefcase]

Frank asks TJ to lick his shoe. TJ says no.

 

[filthypenguin]

I'm not entirely sure I understood what happened, but it sounded like TJ was denying "that stuff" and "horse fucker," and I think he accidentally admitted that his username is lubecooch.

 

[King George III]

It's been an embarrassing night for Tay. The puke, the panties, the milk, literal bootlicking, and now she's gotten a whisper tax (50 chips). Sam probably not gonna like hearing about the bootlicking and she may have fucked herself here. It's going to be difficult to come back from this, if it's at all possible.

 

[Twinkie]

Women of kiwifarms, is this normal?

panties bleached by discharge? yes it can happen. obvs it's way more noticeable with dark-colored undies

 

[Hector Hamsteak]

I'm not entirely sure I understood what happened, but it sounded like TJ was denying "that stuff" and "horse fucker," and I think he accidentally admitted that his username is lubecooch.

He's confirmed his Letterboxd username is Lubecooch already. Now whether he realizes the rule34 account is also called Lubecooch or not is a whole different matter.

 

[Gourmet Race]

Ladies and gentlemen,

I stand before you today, humbled and filled with mixed emotions, to address a decision that has weighed heavily on my heart. It is a decision that, though it fills me with sadness, I believe is necessary for the betterment of your endorsement. Today, I speak to you as a humble advocate for change, as I announce my departure from Team Tayleigh and my allegiance to Team Shinji.

It is with a heavy heart that I reflect upon the actions of Tayleigh, herself. Recent events have unfolded, causing deep disappointment, and forcing me to reassess my commitment to the values that brought me to support her.

To my utmost dismay, Tayleigh, whom we once admired, has engaged in behavior that has lost my, and many others, respect. She has compromised it by licking the shoes of Frank and Trish. Worse, she has crossed boundaries that no woman should ever cross for me personally. Her decision to provide her undergarments to him has further deepened my sadness and left me questioning the character of this once-beloved contestant.

Therefore, with deep regret, I announce my decision to switch parties and pledge my loyalty to Team Shinji.

May God bless you all, and may God bless the United States of America fishtank.

Thank you.