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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
This would be a reasonable take, but he's admitted multiple times that he hasn't watched any of S1 and that his friends pretty much told him to go in blind. He should've had an extra pair. This should help him realize that westerners cannot be trusted and should be dealt with swiftly, and without mercy.
So what's the real score on the Sjinji lore then? I keep reading he's seen S1 and was talking about S1 fish and other lore, now he hasn't seen anything?
Glasses aren't cheap. Not everyone has an extra pair.
Don't go on a show where your shit might get destroyed then? Shinji isn't a kid, he should know the risk either from watching/researching the show or reading his contract.
 
This would be a reasonable take, but he's admitted multiple times that he hasn't watched any of S1 and that his friends pretty much told him to go in blind.
When did he say this, was it early into the show? If so, this might've been before the reveal of everyone being plants, and so he might've been pretending not to have watched it to not get exposed as a plant.
 
He did watch season 1, he told Jet when they were talking alone in B3 the other day, specifically said he didn't like how much power the simps had over the results in season 1.
So what's the real score on the Sjinji lore then? I keep reading he's seen S1 and was talking about S1 fish and other lore, now he hasn't seen anything?

Don't go on a show where your shit might get destroyed then? Shinji isn't a kid, he should know the risk either from watching/researching the show or reading his contract.

It seems like, as with most stuff, this is up in the air. I've seen him say on camera that he knows of S1, but his friends told him not to watch any before coming onto the show (I'll look for the clip, but I'm not making any promises that I'll find it). If he's watched the show, he's probably not as autistic as most fishtank viewers and probably doesn't have encyclopedic knowledge of what happened.

I'll concede. My memory is shit and I can't understand like 90% of what Shinji says.

EDIT: https://x.com/El_Cilantro/status/1745658201473708524 (Around 5m10s, Ben asks Shinji where his script is. Shinji states that his friend put him there and that he did not allow him to watch any of season 1; this happened in B3 after Jimmy walked off the show).
 
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It seems like, as with most stuff, this is up in the air. I've seen him say on camera that he knows of S1, but his friends told him not to watch any before coming onto the show (I'll look for the clip, but I'm not making any promises that I'll find it). If he's watched the show, he's probably not as autistic as most fishtank viewers and probably doesn't have encyclopedic knowledge of what happened.

I'll concede. My memory is shit and I can't understand like 90% of what Shinji says.
I've reconciled the fact that he has said both that he has seen it and hasn't seen it by understanding it as such; Shinji's friends told him to sign up for the show and showed him clips of S1 to hype Fishtank to him.
 
Even if he's watched it, there's a very good chance the didn't see that particular moment with the glasses. He may have seen Letty getting all her shit taken and dumped in the toilet, but no one held her down to take it from her, and she was reimbursed and the person who did it was kicked. If the same rules apply in season 2, Frank should get kicked and reimburse Shinji.
 
Previous Endorsement Stats linked below


Stats as of 11:59PM 1/15/24


(As always, Please play this song while reading the stats for full effect or not if you don't like mario party)



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1st Shinji- 10648 -

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2nd LubeCooch - 7423 -

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3rd Tayleigh- 5078 -


Runners up:
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Trish - 1945 -

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- Frank -1167
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Dumbgay -593
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- Chris (die die die) - 555
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Oliver -395



Jimmy's $800 Dollar Artifact Ashtray 1/8/24 - KO - Cause: ♀Women♀

Tai - 1/12/24
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Britney - 1/14/24
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Ali - 1/14/24
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Hammer Bro. Jimmy 1/9/24 - TKO - Cause: ♀Women♀

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Taylor 1/2/24 - KO - Cause: et tu, tj?

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Brian 1/4/24 - KO - Cause: Sacrificed to keep Jimmy on the show. If he's Brian, he's Crian!
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Nifty: KO 1/4/24 - Cause: Chemical attack by Jimmy, eventually passed away from their skin absorbing too much poisonous cologne. Long live the content queen.
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Delaney: ??? 1/4/24 - Cause: So obscure she faded from reality. She's probably still there, we just haven't noticed her yet.

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Cole: - Retired 12/27/23 Reason: Dishonorably Discharged
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Summer: - TKO 12/22/23 Cause: Mental Combustion
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JC - Retired 12/22/23 Cause: Voluntary Forfeit
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Meg - KO - 12/25/23 Cause: Told to take a seat by Jimmy, obliged by taking a permanent break from the game. Received a prophetic vision of Jimmy related destruction to come.
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Getting a little lazy with posting on time, but I'll do better! promise! Notably Trisha's endorsements are about to break the 2k ceiling while the top 3 runners have all lost a small amount of endorsements. TRISHA MILITIA IS ON THE MOVE.
 
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Why not?
"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White children." and "Heil Hitler" don't include TND and TFD.
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For his time Hitler was a heckin wholesome anti-bigot.
Why not?
"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White children." and "Heil Hitler" don't include TND and TFD.
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For his time Hitler was a heckin wholesome anti-bigot.
TFD was literally one of Hitler’s policies, but my point is just that calling yourself a white supremacist and then allying with the only black person in the house is cringe. It’s not that complicated.
 
Do these people not know Fatty and Frank at all? I don't know how much Frank really cares about the Advil or the other rumors, but Chris would defiantly flip and get forced to leave if you call him an animal abuser or tell him his mom isn't proud of him. Really they all should just stand up to themselves because this is just painful to watch now
 
Jet did something good at 4:45AM on Day 30. He went up to talk to Trish in the goon cave (confessional), then Shinji (who has been considering quitting) and Oliver in B1, then finally Tayleigh and TJ in Doghouse. He explains to them that all of the Airsoftfatty stuff is nonsense and they can "terrorize" Airsoftfatty. He clarified that Airsoftfatty was lying, has nothing to do with production, and is "a crazy guy."
"Chris points are not real."

These fish are generally apathetic but I hope this served as an eye opener and encourages some back and forth between freeloaders and fish.

Quick context, Fatty basically lied as if he was production and came up with dumb challenges that the fish rolled with for some reason. Jet talked to Fatty 1 on 1 and said that he can't award chips or anything but can award "Chris Points" or "CP" for Fatty challenges. These are imaginary, they mean nothing. Fatty awards them irrationally, you can get hundreds, you can get thousands, you can get hundreds of thousands.
The fish put up with a lot of his nonsense thinking these points had to do with an upcoming elimination and of course Fatty went on a power trip and yelled at them throughout for not meeting his impossible standards that he could only imagine achieving personally.

Jet it up.
 
Glasses aren't cheap. Not everyone has an extra pair.
its hilarious how much cheaper contacts are than glasses and how cheap laser eye surgery is compared to glasses too.
anything but can award "Chris Points" or "CP" for Fatty challenges
Maybe its just me, but i thought based on the fact that its CP that it was obviously bullshit. what the fuck is wrong with these contestants.
 
TFD was literally one of Hitler’s policies, but my point is just that calling yourself a white supremacist and then allying with the only black person in the house is cringe. It’s not that complicated.
She's just an edgy iFunny Zoomer who cares a bit too much about labeling herself. 22 year olds go through that phase, when I was 22 I was a staunch Libertarian and called myself so proudly. Then I grew up a little and and realized most Libertarian figureheads are faggots and I was also a faggot for making such a big deal about labeling myself. As she grows up she'll realize she doesn't need to label herself as anything and cringe at her past like most people do

Maybe its just me, but i thought based on the fact that its CP that it was obviously bullshit. what the fuck is wrong with these contestants.
The line between Fish, Freeloader, and Production can get muddy at times. Ollie is a Freeloader but he's been effectively buck broken into being a lowly fish. Nifty was a Freeloader pushed to Producer tier by being given immunity from fish harassment. Frank is floating somewhere between Freeloader and Producer; he's allowed to leave the tank at night and sleep where he wants, he's judged beefs, and overseen competitions. The only thing keeping him from being a Producer is that fish are allowed to fuck with him the hardest. The fish assumed Fatty would be the same since he immediately went to bossing people around and awarding points but the bubble has just been popped. He's a Freeloader and he's free game
 
its hilarious how much cheaper contacts are than glasses and how cheap laser eye surgery is compared to glasses too.
Laser eye surgery does not fix all eye stuff and contacts can be more expensive.
For reference:
I have both astigmatism Which glasses and normal contacts can correct but also Kerataconus which glasses/contacts can correct to a point and once past that point glasses cannot correct them and you need special contacts which I dunno the price of off on insurance but got mine for free with healthcare and they fucking suck or a cornea graph which in Australia is about 5k on health insurance or waiting a year and get it for free with healthcare.
There is also crosslink which stops the progression of Kerataconus which I believe is about 2k per eye but you gotta get it at the right time to do that.

That all said I dunno what eye problems Shinji has but if it's just normal shit then Jet could easily just get disposable contacts for him till he can get glasses if Shinji knows his eye measurements and stuff since I dunno how they would even get new glasses fast let alone correct ones without the perscription on what type he needs.
 
Quick context, Fatty basically lied as if he was production and came up with dumb challenges that the fish rolled with for some reason. Jet talked to Fatty 1 on 1 and said that he can't award chips or anything but can award "Chris Points" or "CP" for Fatty challenges. These are imaginary, they mean nothing. Fatty awards them irrationally, you can get hundreds, you can get thousands, you can get hundreds of thousands.
The fish put up with a lot of his nonsense thinking these points had to do with an upcoming elimination and of course Fatty went on a power trip and yelled at them throughout for not meeting his impossible standards that he could only imagine achieving personally.
What the fish need to do is band together and achieve Total Fatty Death, all they need to do is stay a few feet away and they can fuck with him to their heart's content, Chris is quite literally a defenseless, beached whale and there's jackshit he could do about it other than cry impotently.
 
What the fish need to do is band together and achieve Total Fatty Death, all they need to do is stay a few feet away and they can fuck with him to their heart's content, Chris is quite literally a defenseless, beached whale and there's jackshit he could do about it other than cry impotently.
Unless Frank backs him up, who apparently is allowed to grab someone and hold them down so another freeloader can fuck with them physically.
 
I don't know how much Frank really cares about the Advil
He seems to be a bit more apathetic about it now. I remember S1 he'd laugh loudly at one point to drown out Advil TTS but now he just kinda sadly takes it.
then Shinji (who has been considering quitting)
Of all things, the Yakuza sex dungeon NEVER could have prepared Shinji for....Chris! :stress:
He's a Freeloader and he's free game
What the fish need to do is band together and achieve Total Fatty Death, all they need to do is stay a few feet away and they can fuck with him to their heart's content, Chris is quite literally a defenseless, beached whale and there's jackshit he could do about it other than cry impotently.
And that's when the show gets REALLY good. I approve of cliques if it means its the house vs Fatty.
 
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