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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Don't take what Jet said about Mizzy in the confessional so seriously. It was just a bit.
I don't think so. Too many of his decisions betray his ego, like when he seethes at fish asking him to get stuff, or the fact he would pay so much money for ugly footwear or that tweet complaining about the audience not appreciating the hours he spends in the basement. I think the show only works because its carried by Sam yet the success went to Jets head anyway.

I'm all for fucking with retards, but what they're doing with Jeff crosses a line. Men fuck with each other all the time; it's a way to test each other or toughen each other up, that's pretty much the show in a nut shell and why I like it so much. But there's lines you don't cross when you fuck with people, where it changes from something good natured and well intentioned, to something subversive and evil. You wouldn't fuck your friends wife as a way to fuck with him, for example. It's pretty straight forward.

Sam gets this. Jet doesn't.
 
You frequent and post on a website that was created to laugh at retards while crying about Jet and Ben producing a show for the sole purpose of laughing at retards.

I partially agree with your last point about Sam. The show is way more entertaining when he's driving.
He cant help it with how politically gay this website has gotten it's clouded the true and honest point of the farms
 
I don't think so. Too many of his decisions betray his ego, like when he seethes at fish asking him to get stuff, or the fact he would pay so much money for ugly footwear or that tweet complaining about the audience not appreciating the hours he spends in the basement. I think the show only works because its carried by Sam yet the success went to Jets head anyway.

I'm all for fucking with retards, but what they're doing with Jeff crosses a line. Men fuck with each other all the time; it's a way to test each other or toughen each other up, that's pretty much the show in a nut shell and why I like it so much. But there's lines you don't cross when you fuck with people, where it changes from something good natured and well intentioned, to something subversive and evil. You wouldn't fuck your friends wife as a way to fuck with him, for example. It's pretty straight forward.

Sam gets this. Jet doesn't.
Jeff's a drug dealer. Drug dealers should get worse.
 
I don't think so. Too many of his decisions betray his ego, like when he seethes at fish asking him to get stuff, or the fact he would pay so much money for ugly footwear or that tweet complaining about the audience not appreciating the hours he spends in the basement. I think the show only works because its carried by Sam yet the success went to Jets head anyway.

I'm all for fucking with retards, but what they're doing with Jeff crosses a line. Men fuck with each other all the time; it's a way to test each other or toughen each other up, that's pretty much the show in a nut shell and why I like it so much. But there's lines you don't cross when you fuck with people, where it changes from something good natured and well intentioned, to something subversive and evil. You wouldn't fuck your friends wife as a way to fuck with him, for example. It's pretty straight forward.

Sam gets this. Jet doesn't.
How do you know what is Sam's doing versus what is Jets?
 
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This was posted in chat, allegedly a transcript of the police call [edit: or something overheard on a police scanner?]
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If it was Burt's family there wouldn't be vagueness like "believes he is schizophrenic," they would have listed his actual conditions including autism. IIRC (also mentioned in chat, by @Punished Borzoi i think) Alex said in one of his lives tonight that he filed a police report against the fishtank house. I think Alex called the police to do that wellfare check.

I have attached the relevant clip of him saying the police report has been filed and that he will drop the charges as he gets paid. It all seems really dumb and Alex constantly lies so take anything he says with a grain of salt.

Added bonus of Alex swearing on his father's life that G called Burt the n-word and laughed about it saying they know to edit his stuff out.


Sorry about the audio quality being bad this was the first clip I found with him talking about this and its fucked.
 
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I have attached the relevant clip of him saying the police report has been filed and that he will drop the charges as he gets paid. It all seems really dumb and Alex constantly lies so take anything he says with a grain of salt.
I bet Alex has no idea the difference between filing a police report and just calling the police to ask for a welfare check.
 
How do you know what is Sam's doing versus what is Jets?
I mean in the context of what he was pointing out, I think it is more about none of them stepping in to tell Frank to take a hike for an hour or two. Although Jet was actively participating when Frank was done by calming down Jeff... by giving him more alcohol and cigarettes without a lighter and gaslighting him more and more
 
I have attached the relevant clip of him saying the police report has been filed and that he will drop the charges as he gets paid. It all seems really dumb and Alex constantly lies so take anything he says with a grain of salt.

Added bonus of Alex swearing on his father's grave that G called Burt the n-word and laughed about it saying they know to edit his stuff out.
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Sorry about the audio quality being bad this was the first clip I found with him talking about this and its fucked.
I can fix him.
 
I have attached the relevant clip of him saying the police report has been filed and that he will drop the charges as he gets paid. It all seems really dumb and Alex constantly lies so take anything he says with a grain of salt.

Added bonus of Alex swearing on his father's grave that G called Burt the n-word and laughed about it saying they know to edit his stuff out.
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Sorry about the audio quality being bad this was the first clip I found with him talking about this and its fucked.
Isn't this blackmail and extortion?
 
I don't think so. Too many of his decisions betray his ego, like when he seethes at fish asking him to get stuff, or the fact he would pay so much money for ugly footwear or that tweet complaining about the audience not appreciating the hours he spends in the basement. I think the show only works because its carried by Sam yet the success went to Jets head anyway.

I'm all for fucking with retards, but what they're doing with Jeff crosses a line. Men fuck with each other all the time; it's a way to test each other or toughen each other up, that's pretty much the show in a nut shell and why I like it so much. But there's lines you don't cross when you fuck with people, where it changes from something good natured and well intentioned, to something subversive and evil. You wouldn't fuck your friends wife as a way to fuck with him, for example. It's pretty straight forward.

Sam gets this. Jet doesn't.

Selling fentanyl doesn't cross any line for you? That guy is a piece of shit with zero respect for himself and others.
 
Sam gets this. Jet doesn't.
Sam is just as much an everyday sadist as Jet is, he just goes about it in a way you find acceptable. He will set the most horrific shit in motion, set back and watch it burn. He loves it. He can be funny, he can be entertaining, but that doesn't necessarily make him a good person. Enjoy him for what he is, and for what this is. But don't delude yourself.
where it changes from something good natured and well intentioned,
There's nothing good-natured about Fishtank.
Isn't this blackmail and extortion?
Yes, and extortion is a felony in most states. Alex is not a bright boy.
 
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