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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Seth vs Ted most pathetic fish might be a competitive category.
Seth is currently winning since Ted although a pathetic and predatory faggot is invisible now, not streaming himself. Meanwhile, Seth is streaming his pathetic faggotry to the world as he cries over not getting pussy, drinks, and crossdresses.
 
A Reddit post about Alex B from what seems to be Aperture's mother
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Scott Sullivan addresses newer fishtank alum spreading rumors about him:

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Scott Sullivan calls Seth to address the rumors and bury the hatchet:


The clipper edited their streams together so there's an annoying echo, posting just for prosperity.



Seth reacts to a fan video featuring Mizzy congratulating him for joining the coast guard, as well as furry art of himself as a coast guard:
 
Genuinely is there a reason somebody doesn’t do their own Fishtank? Why does every knockoff fail the basic formula of multiple cameras, decent audio, and interesting contestants? Surely it couldn’t take an unfathomable amount of effort to rig up something scuffed equivalent to season one.
 
Seth is currently winning since Ted although a pathetic and predatory faggot is invisible now, not streaming himself. Meanwhile, Seth is streaming his pathetic faggotry to the world as he cries over not getting pussy, drinks, and crossdresses.
Even though you're technically correct, I have to disagree. Teds pseudo vulnerable male persona just exudes patheticness to an insane degree. I'll just never forget that. So Seth while Seth is worse, it would be easier to talk to him for 5 minutes than Ted (if I had to).

Scott Sullivan addresses newer fishtank alum spreading rumors about him:
Everytime he posts something or opens his mouth, I get a better understanding why Letty hates him so much.
Did anyone even talk about this? Who the fuck even cares about him?
 
Is the pic I saw of Jet and the crew building something in a warehouse recently not real? it passed AI scans and looked 100. I'll try to find it you guys somehow haven't seen it, I thought that was settled
I think its real. When I saw Sam film a video with an entirely red light I thought it looked like the attic of that warehouse-house. Wood, sloped upward ceiling, kind of narrow. Not sure how there is a full ass spider web up there.
 

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Genuinely is there a reason somebody doesn’t do their own Fishtank? Why does every knockoff fail the basic formula of multiple cameras, decent audio, and interesting contestants? Surely it couldn’t take an unfathomable amount of effort to rig up something scuffed equivalent to season one.
Even Season 1 had a budget of $250000 to start with. They did overrun that budget too. Not to say it was all well spent. There is some hefty cost to it all so its a bit inaccessible. A huge part of the appeal is the bespoke aspect, having a specific website, not using established streaming platforms.

Sam also had a real ability to establish authority in S1 that did a lot for the atmosphere, that is hard to replicate.
Most spinoffs are too flat in structure i.e. no hierarchy implicit or otherwise. Even in FT production has a hard time establishing credibility in that way, Sam has always been effective though when I think Jet has more trouble keeping up the act.

To be fair as well I think they are actually good at casting even if that is commonly derided.

I don't know if it would work if someone did the equivalent of a regular FT season with just a director cam on an established streaming platform. it is possible, and it would save a lot of effort, but being able to watch what you want is such a core thing. Some times you also get to catch some odd smaller happenings just wandering around the cameras. FT really feels personal like that and only being at the mercy of a director is killing a large part of the magic.

If it seemed like free money I think it would happen, but there is something about the MDE fans that makes them eager to throw money into a burning pit and that may be the biggest part of the shows financial success, hard to replicate this very strange fan-base.
 
Seth is currently winning since Ted although a pathetic and predatory faggot is invisible now, not streaming himself. Meanwhile, Seth is streaming his pathetic faggotry to the world as he cries over not getting pussy, drinks, and crossdresses.
Seth is so gay it blows my mind. I’m a fag, so call me a fag idc, but I can tell you Seth is definitely a fag. Between still being a virgin at 26 & the cross dressing & whatever the fuck his history with furries is he’s awful at trying to be straight. A month of hypno from BURT would fix him
 
Megan was not fucking interesting. She was in fact one of the most nontent fish in Fishtank history, and that includes the S3 fish. The only people who think Meg didn't suck ass are the biggest gayest retards imaginable.
 
Megan was not fucking interesting. She was in fact one of the most nontent fish in Fishtank history, and that includes the S3 fish. The only people who think Meg didn't suck ass are the biggest gayest retards imaginable.
The only funny thing involving Meg was when Ben had her stand in timeout, and kept putting her in and out of it while sending funny site messages, and that was all his work.
 
re: joyride
That has a lower chance of happening than a perfect/flawless season of fishtank, he wants it to be an elaborate open world sandbox GTA clone, wich is obviously out of his paygrade even if he jeets it out with A.I or whatever, its not happening, at least not in the way he envisioned it.
from what i've seen he wants it to be an open-ended boomer shooter not a AAA open world like GTA.
more along the lines of postal 2 with a more fleshed out world or GTA3, so a more scuffed "open world"
 
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