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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
What this is really about is Bashir is not good at messing with people and that puts him at a disadvantage, its not fair but he should know by now its not Fair tank
 
yknow people talk about james drake being coddled
but prod really spending a lot of time with bash
 
Bashir was a tainted contestant the minute he was brought back after elimination. He can never talk about fairness and not be hypocrite after that.
The blame is on him for accepting but as i said earlier, but this is entirely because production didn't think people would drop so fast as they did and was using him as a pawn.

edit: slightly more good english? sleepy
 
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burt update: he has to make one more batch
bongo showed up and said she would help him
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gearing up

bashir came in and burt asked him to help too "sure man"

tts: "what does greg look like naked"
burt: "what happens with a bro off stream stays off stream"

this is what we've waited for all day
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I really appreciate that James and Bashir are both lying when they re-tell the event. Maybe they both truly see it their way.

James claims he didn't swing at all, obviously not true.

Bashir claims he was trying to get everything ready to let the Twins in to let them make goo, and that he didn't slam/throw the door on James, also lies.

This is prime Fishtank.
In high stress situations this happens all the time.
Had to give a statement on a car accident that someone got seriously fucked up in that happened right beside me. I saw it one way then saw the actual CCTV footage and I was 100% wrong in what happened. It's why testimony alone isn't enough, need evidence as well.
They're both retarded, and saw each other as the aggressor.
 
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