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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
I don't understand how faggots are taking the vast of the majority of the thread saying Jet fucked that ending to mean we are angry at Drake.
 
Jet and Ben are trying to be kino by going up and drinking a beer together. It's gay when it's forced, I thought Jet learned that from season 1.
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we are angry at Drake.
did you miss the guy who was spouting off about Drake being the literal scum of the earth, wife beating piece of shit? or how Sneedchat (love you guys) are relishing in the fact that Drake's career is fucked?
 
did you miss the guy who was spouting off about Drake being the literal scum of the earth, wife beating piece of shit? or how Sneedchat (love you guys) are relishing in the fact that Drake's career is fucked?
He has no career, to be fair. He never did, really.
 
There were times where I would feel bad for Burt when he would get dogpiled and tortured. I could even overlook the degenerate shit because in some way it led to funny bits.

But watching him grinning like a maniac and sexually getting off on two small autistic girls being choked out by a much larger man makes me wish the worst for this demented faggot and I have to suppress being MATI. I hope the 50k cheque was fake.

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did you miss the guy who was spouting off about Drake being the literal scum of the earth, wife beating piece of shit? or how Sneedchat (love you guys) are relishing in the fact that Drake's career is fucked?

I did miss the one dude that said that. Apologies, I am full of cheese fries and whiskey from before the final challenge, and loathing for Jet from after it.
 
I wanted the twins to win obviously, but I wasn’t gonna be upset if Drake (or Bashir) had won. The final goo wrestling challenge though was just incredibly grim to watch and not enjoyable. You can rig it so the athletic normie wins without physically choking out two much much weaker autistic women until they cry. No one in the production even wanted to box Drake because he was so much stronger than them and waited til they could fly in an appropriate match for him. Drake obviously wasn’t going to (nor should have) take the fall to let the twins win.

The L is firmly on the wiggers.They were so stuck on Bashir vs Drake finale (which let’s be real Drake was also obviously supposed to win given we literally have already seen Drake wrestle Bashir easily into submission)

Wiggers were too creatively constipated to pivot just a little for a less vibe nuking finale. Overall, great season but points knocked off for that Ukrainian torture house ass ending. IMG_7859.jpeg
Edit to add that I’m very proud of the twins, no regrets backing them all season because they didn’t give up, even when they were super behind Drake and getting really pressed. And they didn’t bitch out and just plain refuse to do a challenge like Drake refusing to kiss a freeloader.
 
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