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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Lonjil said:
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Just when you thought it could not get any worse. Look at Landon's facial expression here. There is nothing behind those eyes but pain and regret.
And yes those are Bashir's boots. Bashir cucks him again.
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At this point just lead him behind the barn and end the suffering because holy fuck.
I'm sorry, I wanted to give Vimp at least some benefit of doubt at first but this cunt 100% knows what she is doing.
 
Mörkö said:
Let’s be real, being married to Bashir would not be a good experience for anybody. Imagine you’re trying to have a romantic moment and he looks you straight in the eyes and asks if you’ve ever been to Japan.
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Disagree, I likely know more than him.

Hector Hamsteak said:
Landon needs to get away from her just so his broken heart can heal, constantly orbiting her, even if he sees it as platonic friendship is just going to fuck him up mentally.
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Again. He's 12 when it comes to romance. He's not gonna leave on his own accord. He will need to be dragged out.

He got double fucked because Binx said "Bashir was her favorite" in front of Landon which I 100% think this is solely because public opinion changed and the vaccuous blue thing wants to be relevant.
 
Mörkö said:
Let’s be real, being married to Bashir would not be a good experience for anybody. Imagine you’re trying to have a romantic moment and he looks you straight in the eyes and asks if you’ve ever been to Japan.
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Dude c'mon don't misrepresent Bashir like that.
He would tell you that he's been to Japan.
 
"This dude was being cringe" is not content that should be prioritized to outsiders. Landon is essentially out of the show. There should be funny stuff, or synopsis an outsider can understandd.

Things that should be shared to MATI:

- Somehow explain Burt in a concise way. Schitzo hyper sexual Black man that was popular in Season 3, tie it into explaining the Goo task. SPREAD THE AUDITORY VIRUS THAT IS THE BURT GOO SONG!
- MAYBE Door Gate. It needs to be pretty succinct and mostly about how there was a lot of infighting in the community over it.
- Penultimate Elimination was pushing watermelons around the House blindfolded, the White Ginger Syrian Muslim lost and got to hang out with Bam.
-James Drake performance in the Hurt Burt Challenge, no context.
-The final challenge, that it was suppose to be for the two guys, Jet was too lazy to change it, and the largely negative reaction from the fanbase over it.
-Maybe cap it off with Burt getting the $50k prize money Sam stiffed him from in(not exactly correct but we're trying to inform outsiders about it)

also I guess uhh, @Blackstar, it was more a reaction to people's suggestion that turned into a suggestion in itself.
 
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This does seem to be quite dumb of the fishtank crew. Isn't it in their best interest if the fish exit the tank and gain an audience? That way when they inevitably get called back as freeloaders they bring a larger viewer count.

I'm not saying to hold their hands for months on end but if your fish exit the tank and immediately get one shot it has to be worse for long term prospects. It's the whole reason why they are sheltering the twins. Landon desparately needs help reaching escape velocity from Blue Vimps and Red Binx.
 
Really thought the Bezo reveal was going to be a huge discussion here and there were maybe 3-4 comments responding to it. I didn't watch the video because I hated Bezo and wanted him gone the first time I saw him and I find him to be a waste of space. I think he's probably not sharing the whole story and we probably won't ever know.
 
Antara is planning on creating a YouTube channel and (maybe?) working on the next season of Fishtank.

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Antara seems like a sweet woman, but I’m not interested in watching whatever she puts on YouTube.
 
GGSurvivor said:
Really thought the Bezo reveal was going to be a huge discussion here and there were maybe 3-4 comments responding to it. I didn't watch the video because I hated Bezo and wanted him gone the first time I saw him and I find him to be a waste of space. I think he's probably not sharing the whole story and we probably won't ever know.
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Bezos was out in the first few days. That's a lifetime in Fishtank live watching. It feels like a year ago Anissa left. He is less interesting than the guy in the hoodie that was on cam a few seconds in the possible Relapse Night
 
GGSurvivor said:
Really thought the Bezo reveal was going to be a huge discussion here and there were maybe 3-4 comments responding to it. I didn't watch the video because I hated Bezo and wanted him gone the first time I saw him and I find him to be a waste of space. I think he's probably not sharing the whole story and we probably won't ever know.
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Bezo? Bingo wearing Jet's shorts? final week clips? Fuck that noise toobs, here's 50 more pages on gender relations
I refuse to watch that video, but I already figured the swats were related to his minecraft "trolling" and grooming and he didn't leave because "family"
 
Blackstar said:
I've received the go ahead to compile a Fishtank segment for MATI, if you want anything from the last week to be included please reply to this message and I'll try to include it, I'll try to keep it at <10 minutes.
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Shame of Kiwifarms:
You have to include our own special (fat) girls in this thread sending TTS messages about kiwifarms and their unironic, genuine love to Muslim Bashir:
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Drake deconstructed and insane (imo):
I find Drake's transformation (at least in the way he presented himself) from good natured failed actor to... whatever he was in the final week really compelling. The Burt beating and twins double choking for the 50k were both fascinating and disturbing.

I was looking for a good clip of Drake choking out both twins and found this edit in the thread which without context is insane and so funny:



Drake beating the shit out of Burt with no remorse or hesitation (I can't download the video and repost it so here's a link):

Zvantastika said:
Ninth event: Hurt Ben Burt

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And finally a Drake edit that I found funny that kind of shows his transformation. I know there's another in this thread that gets to the final day that is more evocative but this one is funnier imo:

 
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Update on the house: Laura and Richie are cleaning the bar. Richie mentioned a situation with Landon and him not coming back. Laura is confused because she saw him this morning. So I guess he might be leaving
 
Did anyone catch how they got the pool out of the dorm? Noticed it is now gone and really curious what they did. With all that goo it should have ripped if they tried to lift it out. Assume they dragged it out the exterior door to the dorm and left it there.
 
EmoMom said:
Update on the house: Laura and Richie are cleaning the bar. Richie mentioned a situation with Landon and him not coming back. Laura is confused because she saw him this morning. So I guess he might be leaving
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"A situation" I must know what occured.
 
The way I heard it TTS was asking Richie to address the Landon situation and he said Landon still hasn't come back, not that he won't be coming back.
Jet just said he has no idea where Landon is.
 
NyQuil said:
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TTS "Why was Bingo wearing your shorts?"
Jet "Ah ah ah, that didn't happen"
There you go guys
(He is claiming those aren't his shorts. I'm not a fag or a girl so I haven't tracked their wardrobe)
E: They're actually Ben's shorts. Jet said he also borrowed Ben's shorts when he ran out of clean clothes, and confirmed he also fucked Ben beforehand.
 
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