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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
The healthiest way to engage with this show (and lolcows for that matter) is to treat the people as characters on a screen.
When the season ends they have had their curtain call. I may check in to see where they are at from time to time, but always at a distance. Never engage.

But if you must engage for the love of everything that is good in the world, don't have an account with lolicon tabs and hairy green armpits.
 
Smecker said:
Some quick searching tells me that this watch is worth around ~18-20k USD. In other words the wiggers definitely do not need your bucks.
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S.C.U.D. said:
There are some watch guys on the forum like @Doug S who can say for sure, and also rate/roast Jet's watch choice in a way that only a watch guy can.

Even I know he bought a Rolex because BITTY I'M FITTED and he doesn't know anything about watches, though. He bought it because it's expensive and flashy and he's a retard.
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It’s a two tone submariner, older gen. You can get them for $11-12k in great shape. Newer ones max out around $16k. It’s nicknamed the “Bluesy”.

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You’ll see people list the newer ones for upwards of $20k but you have to be high af to pay that.
 
tururu said:
Too many people from Fishtank stream on Kick now. I can kinda see Bashir being somewhat successful since he has some simps but the problem is his simps are largely women and women are poorer than men. If Letty or someone like that makes him leave the house for IRL streams then maybe it could work. Also, why do James, Landon, Blane, Vimp even bother? Blane is fun as a supporting character, James has the personality of a cardboard, Landon is retarded. Even Aryeh, Daniel tried streaming. Why would anyone watch autists without personality?

I think earlier seasons at least had the illusion of a bright future for the contestants. Now with more and more fish/freeloaders crowding the space it is pointless to ridicule yourself unless you are a relatively interesting person who needs some advertising. Even Letty failed at streaming until she moved outside of Fishtank world and banged her way into larger streamer groups. Even Josie with her massive amount of simps barely succeeded. I think BingoBongo will be fine for a year or two before they are back to minimum wage jobs as well. Even Burt failed with his Redditor simps. Letty/Bashir collab can work. Both are boring on their own, fun when around each other. Plus they have similar likes. I hope Letty forces him to an IRL stream.
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Honestly, I agree, unless you're like a b**** with your simp army and making milk money off of that there's really no reason to do it, like I can't think of a single fish that it would like I would actually watch them. I mean, I guess, like in specific cases, like sure, if if Bashir made short form YouTube videos about like the weird s***, he's into, and they were good, I might actually watch those ut like But like what else is there

Who the fjcn sits there like yeah im gonna watch Mauro do uh???? even Jobe and Jeff's did was mid
Ive watches a few burtbstreams burt irl is goodnbut burt is the best t h ing sam Hyde ever created so...

And sure Jonyeng the cows yes but does anybody remember Seth and Damien screaming? Freddy released a absokyet banger of a pu no song but hasn't fone shitnsince except beat women snd love nuggets so
...

Drake cam make something of this bu running thrn podcast and kick live irl visit I'm sure he'd go far going down let's road bu virtuenkf being fit and physically compete like a b bouncer type but what would jd or Anita or I guess drench got Crack money

And hes I did apply to freeloaders since incase stoll in daytona beach during the se Mason snd whywoilf I go on the show? Honestoy itsncausenim drunk and homeless and I have nothing evgter tk dk and im tokens old for thr military

You need tk be realistic about these things
 
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Marche said:
Honestly her and Jet are probably a good couple though even if she is the type of girl who beats men at minor inconveniences.
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She's Latina, it comes with the territory. Why do you think Alex B has a thing for them?
 
tururu said:
Too many people from Fishtank stream on Kick now. I can kinda see Bashir being somewhat successful since he has some simps but the problem is his simps are largely women and women are poorer than men. If Letty or someone like that makes him leave the house for IRL streams then maybe it could work. Also, why do James, Landon, Blane, Vimp even bother? Blane is fun as a supporting character, James has the personality of a cardboard, Landon is retarded. Even Aryeh, Daniel tried streaming. Why would anyone watch autists without personality?

I think earlier seasons at least had the illusion of a bright future for the contestants. Now with more and more fish/freeloaders crowding the space it is pointless to ridicule yourself unless you are a relatively interesting person who needs some advertising. Even Letty failed at streaming until she moved outside of Fishtank world and banged her way into larger streamer groups. Even Josie with her massive amount of simps barely succeeded. I think BingoBongo will be fine for a year or two before they are back to minimum wage jobs as well. Even Burt failed with his Redditor simps. Letty/Bashir collab can work. Both are boring on their own, fun when around each other. Plus they have similar likes. I hope Letty forces him to an IRL stream.
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Some fish/freeloaders have the right personality to be internet famous but not as a streamer, they're dime a dozen nowadays. I get why they tried to stream because it's the type of content that require minimal effort but nobody will give a fuck about it unless you're Burt because every fish/freeloaders aren't that interesting outside of Fishtank except him. They could try uploading video on YouTube, for example, Bashir could yap about random esoteric shit, Twins could try to animate their oc's or upload their music and Blane could upload random meme video, I find his Trillby Mctip video to be funny.
 
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