Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

Optimus Prime said:
Can we threadban him or something? He's just a broken record at this point that isn't offering ANY kind of discussion point beyond shipping Chris X Flutter harder than an anime weaboo.
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Probably. Even Null told him to calm the fuck down with the shipping posts and he didn't.
 
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My Earnest Opinions said:
Ok you can threadban me with the following stipulation: I am to be IMMEDIATELY UNBANNED if hard evidence of Chris having a romantic relationship with this womanlet comes to light.

I also will request an APOLOGY from everyone who negrated and talked shit to me when the truth becomes indisputable.
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Quit being a broken record coom-sperg.
 
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My Earnest Opinions said:
Ok you can threadban me with the following stipulation: I am to be IMMEDIATELY UNBANNED if hard evidence of Chris having a romantic relationship with this womanlet comes to light.

I also will request an APOLOGY from everyone who negrated and talked shit to me when the truth becomes indisputable.
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I tell you what, under the stipulation you admit you're a coom-sperg, I will apologize for not laughing harder.

Library. Sorry.
 
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My Earnest Opinions said:
Ok you can threadban me with the following stipulation: I am to be IMMEDIATELY UNBANNED if hard evidence of Chris having a romantic relationship with this womanlet comes to light.

I also will request an APOLOGY from everyone who negrated and talked shit to me when the truth becomes indisputable.
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Are you actually dictating terms now? Who the fuck do you think you are? Christian Weston Chandler? You don't get to make the rules around here. Like what's even going to fucking happen if they are romantically involved, and you're not unbanned, and nobody apologizes? Are you going to run off to some other website bitching about the mean Kiwis? Fuck off back to Reddit, since that's the only place I can imagine anybody actually would care to be as obsessive about some total nobody fucking a deeply autistic manchild with a messiah complex through the filter of an 8 year old's mindset.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
Are you actually dictating terms now? Who the fuck do you think you are? Christian Weston Chandler? You don't get to make the rules around here. Like what's even going to fucking happen if they are romantically involved, and you're not unbanned, and nobody apologizes? Are you going to run off to some other website bitching about the mean Kiwis? Fuck off back to Reddit, since that's the only place I can imagine anybody actually would care to be as obsessive about some total nobody fucking a deeply autistic manchild with a messiah complex through the filter of an 8 year old's mindset.
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I'm sorry, but he can't reply to you anymore.
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It's pure speculation at this point. None of us knows.

All of these are plausible:
1. She is hired by Caden to either check in on Chris now and then or to get more stuff to sell (or both)
2. She is not affiliated with Caden in any way and is friends with Chris
3. She is not affiliated with Caden in any way and is dating Chris

I am leaning towards 1 because she's very good at hiding her identity and Chris even called her his "friend" (and not girlfriend) in that email to the con, but I know as much as the rest of you know
 
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
I lean more towards Caden hired Flutter because an of-age human female is the only person Chris will truly listen to and remain motivated for.
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Not entirely - a lot of groups, including Preator, were able to manipulate Chris by playing along with his overarching belief that A) multiversal cartoon worlds exist, and B) these worlds will someday merge whereupon Chris will become god and infinitely wealthy.

Flutter being a girl likely bypasses the need to play up his delusions because Chris is still a male no matter how much he may insist otherwise and having a gal pal again like in the old days fills a social need he desperately needs met and can't achieve naturally.
 
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I am so upset I missed our resident reddit hairy armpit retards departure, but thank FUCK WE'RE FREE FROM LITERAL PARAGRAPHS OF CHRIS X FLUTTER SEXY TIME FANFICTION.

Now we can get back to topic of... how we still know absolutely nothing... huh... oh well, this is preferable to reddit sperg anyway.
 
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sadrefrigerator said:
Those types of women go for murderers, rapists, arsonists etc. Fucking your mom is pathetic and the the furthest thing from the hard crime that gets women wet. If she is indeed after chris because of his recent crimes, she is not the same as a death row groupie.
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I don't think they go for murderers, rapists, arsonists necessarily. They go for FAMOUS murderers, rapists, arsonists. My take is that women are simply attracted to fame (hot take, I know). Fame has been a desirable trait for thousands of years. In modern day times you can achieve fame without any of the benefits that typically comes with it (like Chris) but since women's brains are hardwired to desire fame, coupled with there being billions of them (and therefor plenty of mentally disturbed ones) I can see how some could actually want Chris at least up until they actually meet him. See also: Fiona.
Optimus Prime said:
Not entirely - a lot of groups, including Preator, were able to manipulate Chris by playing along with his overarching belief that A) multiversal cartoon worlds exist, and B) these worlds will someday merge whereupon Chris will become god and infinitely wealthy.

Flutter being a girl likely bypasses the need to play up his delusions because Chris is still a male no matter how much he may insist otherwise and having a gal pal again like in the old days fills a social need he desperately needs met and can't achieve naturally.
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Males who manipulated Chris did so from the wire. Has any man actually been able to cozy up with him in person? edit: they also mostly were able to manipulate him by pretending to be women.
 
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Naenia Ness said:
I'm shocked he wasn't thread banned before now tbh
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Same, especially when he would post stupid long paragraphs and would change the fonts from something like this to this

Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
It's pure speculation at this point. None of us knows.

All of these are plausible:
1. She is hired by Caden to either check in on Chris now and then or to get more stuff to sell (or both)
2. She is not affiliated with Caden in any way and is friends with Chris
3. She is not affiliated with Caden in any way and is dating Chris

I am leaning towards 1 because she's very good at hiding her identity and Chris even called her his "friend" (and not girlfriend) in that email to the con, but I know as much as the rest of you know
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
I lean more towards Caden hired Flutter because an of-age human female is the only person Chris will truly listen to and remain motivated for.
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I am thinking Caden got Flutter to befriend Chris in jail to distract him from weens and now he’s using Flutter as a cow wrangler whilst he takes his cut of Chris’s earnings to prevent Chris from anymore legal trouble.
Also, I think Chris just has a crush on Flutter, but Flutter is not interested which is why Chris stated in his videos that she’s "just a friend".

Either way, we will soon found out who Flutter is, alogs always end up hacking Chris’s shit or Chris’s has his gullible moments where a buddy troll earns his trust and Chris ends up over sharing every detail.

I say sometime next year or the following year we will have more info or Chris somehow accidentally doxs her.

As for that recording from the airport where Chris supposedly shouted Flutter’s name, I listened to it over and over and it just sounds like Chris saying shouting "DARLING!!!" so I don’t really think it is Flutter’s actual name unless Flutter’s parents are a bunch of hillbillies and decided to give her a redneck name and call her "Darling".
 
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