Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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The Un-Clit said:
uh....finger-bang? finger-fuck? stinkfinger? There's a ton of em.
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There is so many weird names for these sex acts, one of the names I heard somebody say was "finger blasting" or "pocket prodding".
I really don’t know where the people come up with them, they’ve clearly snorted the wrong powder.
Ammyterasu said:
I don't want to vilify Megan nor whiteknight for her, she simply reminds me a lot of early 2000s punk/emo girls I met who got into mild edgy stuff because "I'm not like other girls!" (she probably also did it to overcompensate the fact she liked girly Sailor Moon and MLP too). Also her "don't copy me, I liked it first!" attitute, pretty annoying (even if she was absolutely right in calling Chris out on it).

I could see her back then unironically enjoying the My Immortal fanfiction.
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It’s not necessarily white knighting or defending her, personally I think Megan looked ugly with her 80s like Lego haircut and dressing like some thrash metal band groupie waking up from a 2 week hangover and I even felt like she used Chris in a way or was over exaggerating with her "Don’t touch me" or "Don’t copy me" complaints, but I still feel that she’s not a neo-nazi, that would be like calling someone who is sexually active a rapist just for having a sexual partner or telling a skinny person that they can’t be diabetic because only fat fucks can be diabetics.
BubbaRobot887 said:
For instance my family has always been on the side of Union and have worked against racism and segregation, but I do study the Confederates as a hobby. Likewise my grandfather nearly died in a Nazi POW camp, but I still study them and have read both of Hitler's books because I find the period interesting and like to understand how things got to that point.
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The Confederate flag itself looks nice style wise as well which makes it more awkwardly appealing yet very interesting at the same time.
I actually had a heavy interest in all flags as a kid just specifically for their shapes and patterns you could just imagine the amount of tard rage I had to endure from onlookers just being a bit curious, it’s insane….
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
One of their top guys was a faggot, and you had Hitler who enjoyed getting resized, especially when he was having sex with someone else.
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One thing I have noticed with men who are extremely homophobic is that they often enjoy their "girlfriends" doing stuff to their asses and even would obsess over anal which makes me wonder if that whole "If you hate gays you are secretly gay" saying is true
 
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BeatboxBill said:
One thing I have noticed with men who are extremely homophobic is that they often enjoy their "girlfriends" doing stuff to their asses and even would obsess over anal which makes me wonder if that whole "If you hate gays you are secretly gay" saying is true
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In Hitler's case, it was often another guy resizing him. Throw in a piss fetish and incest, and you have the Nazi's top guy.
 
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BrodyDaMan said:
There's nothing going with Chris, man. Once something that matters comes up, the thread will come back on topic.
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It’s going to be a good while before anything interesting happens with Chris again, he’s going full incognito and is protected by Caden/Egg
 
See this is why I think the shop is a scam being used to launder drug money.
Chris has not done anything that would put him in the public eye and make the general public interested in him in about a year and yet the sales keep going up.
Anyone who has ever run an online store or kickstarter knows you have to be out there constantly doing stuff to draw attention to yourself or your sales and donations dry up fast. Chris is refusing to even speak to people he meets in public and will not even tweet links to the shop and sales are staying at the exact same level they were a year ago when he was streaming and tweeting every day.

It just doesn't add up.
 
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BubbaRobot887 said:
See this is why I think the shop is a scam being used to launder drug money.
Chris has not done anything that would put him in the public eye and make the general public interested in him in about a year and yet the sales keep going up.
Anyone who has ever run an online store or kickstarter knows you have to be out there constantly doing stuff to draw attention to yourself or your sales and donations dry up fast. Chris is refusing to even speak to people he meets in public and will not even tweet links to the shop and sales are staying at the exact same level they were a year ago when he was streaming and tweeting every day.

It just doesn't add up.
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Chris has been in the public eye for more than a decade. While he might not be out there slinging medallions and scribbles, 8 thousand different "content creators" talk about him. His subreddit is active, his threads here are active, and as time has proven repeatedly people are willing to throw absurd amounts of money for relics of fail. I'd also say interest in him now is far greater than it was when he was active before he dumped a load into barb. Most people don't consume Chris content directly from Chris anyway, they never have.
 
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Rupin said:
i know it’s real late to suggest this but, is there a way to get the list of names on that particular flight the day that redditor saw Flutter on the plane?
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I like your thinkin.

So much so that I was actually thinking that exact same thing at one point. Why was no one smarter than me to think to ask that?

Happy air miles from your best pals at Kiwi Farms, Flutter Patch.
 
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BeatboxBill said:
It’s going to be a good while before anything interesting happens with Chris again, he’s going full incognito and is protected by Caden/Egg
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This is why. The thread can just rest instead of being shitted up with reddit-tier posts debating the morals of being interested in the Confederacy/Third Reich and Nazi piss fetishes.

BubbaRobot887 said:
Chris has not done anything that would put him in the public eye and make the general public interested in him in about a year and yet the sales keep going up.
Anyone who has ever run an online store or kickstarter knows you have to be out there constantly doing stuff to draw attention to yourself or your sales and donations dry up fast.
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I think it's a mix of both. Chris isn't talking, but he's being covered by normies and fringe normies more than I've ever seen before. I've organically seen him come up in the YT algorithm through those shitty 30 minute docs people do, plus he's been name-dropped by FishTank personalities and Alex Stein - I've seen him mentiond in Rekieta coverage videos too via the medallions. It's way easier for people to be exposed to him and these YT queers hype him up as a notorious internet legend, so of course zoomers and general newbs are trying to get in on it with no contextual history.

Rupin said:
i know it’s real late to suggest this but, is there a way to get the list of names on that particular flight the day that redditor saw Flutter on the plane?
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Flight manifest, they are public record as far as names go. Sounds like someone needs to make a call.
 
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Oh names! I thought you meant like the numbers on the plane, like where is destination was to and from and beyond.

I'm not sure how effective getting the list of names would be. You could have three alexandras
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
Oh names! I thought you meant like the numbers on the plane, like where is destination was to and from and beyond.

I'm not sure how effective getting the list of names would be. You could have three alexandras
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At least we would have her name somewhere in that mix though and some kind of way to narrow things down.
 
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