Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Ed Special]

If it's female, there is a now a legitimate chance Chris will sexualy abuse/molest her.

This is Chris the Mother Fucker we're talking about here. If it's male, Chris will troon it and then molest it anyway.

 

[Fire Flight]

Normally, I wouldn't want a child to be born retarded. I can't believe I'm saying this; I'd hope the same.

You have to kind of hope the kid comes out pretty retarded and autistic. It's honestly a mercy. I can't imagine what it would be like to be born neurotypical with Chris-Chan as your father. let ignorance be bliss and have the apple not fall far from the tree.

How would that make anything better? If the child isn't low IQ it gives him a better chance of escaping. Let's hope this Child inherits Bobs genes.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Just as Jesus died for our sins, The Child will die for our cringe. He will be the ultimate lolcow, our salvation, allowing us to enter a new light.

 

[Rupin]

Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
View attachment 6680187
I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.

Looks like our children will have their own lol cow to laugh at in the future.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

I don't want to believe this is real

 

[Fire Flight]

If it's female, there is a now a legitimate chance Chris will sexual abuse/molest her.

Imagine this child growing up and people on the farms are like "I can fix her bros". Look, this is a message for any Gen Alpha farmers: don't be a hero, you do not want to be known as the guy who's father in law is Chris Chan.

 

[Zeta Reticulan]

Looks like our children will have their own lol cow to laugh at in the future.

With a deep lore backstory.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Does Chris see himslef as a man again?

This is hilarious just because of how angry it will make moids who can't breeeeeed. Fucking Chris Chan has a wife and child now, absolutely no excuse!

Chris Chan wins, incels btfo.

 

[WEEKEND]

You know what, my boy Chris has got this. He's going to drop the anime tranny shit, get a job, marry his baby mama and raise this kid right. Trust the plan.

 

[UsedUp]

Pray for a 52 week abortion

 

[A Very Big Fish]

"Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?"

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

He warned us all, and we laughed at him.

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
View attachment 6680187
I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.

His Love Quest is well and truly over, it seems (if you don't count the incest, that is).

 

[Basketball Jones]

Alexa...play Kom Susser Todd
I no longer wish to be on this gay planet anymore

 

[Jaws Of Hell]

If so, that would also kind of confirm that Flutter is 20-35 or so, atleast probably not any older than 35. Most likely under 30 then actually.

Then again, Chris has crazier delusions, so who knows. If Flutter's belly starts growing in her next appearences, we'll know for sure.

Summer would be around 7 to 10 months away.
If true, she would've gotten pregnant recently.

IF true.

Well, that's probably her age range judging from other factors, but do you retards really think that a woman's body just shuts down at 35?

 

[Assistant Manajerk]

A few things came to mind.

1: This could be a delusion.
2: As stated before, Chris' HRT could have sterilized him, or at least made him less able to impregnate Flutter.
3: Even if Flutter is with child, is it really Chris' or did she cheat?

 

[King Coal]

This is a vantablack coalpill straight from the depths of Tartarus. I regret ever finding out about Chris.

 

[Laburnum]

Perhaps the merge has already happened and we've been trapped in it these past few years without ever noticing. It's Chris-Chan's world and we're all just living in it.

Or maybe he was just rambling autistically and said something delusional.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Nope. Chris lying as usual. Nope n

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Looks like our children will have their own lol cow to laugh at in the future.

Start em young, make sure they know how to avoid being lolcows. Teach them good opsec and internet safety. Show them what not to be.