Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Diesel Card]

In the words of CWCki, "purely hyphotetical"
I meant that, if Chris did not mean what we think he did, the media attention it recieved is not in vain.

"Chris expects a child this summer." Isn't very hypothetical.

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

This reply is more of a non-answer than Chris' response from the clip, holy fucking autism. How did this get featured again?

This is even more realistic. I really want to know, specifically, what part of what Chris said is making people believe there is a true, honest, flesh and blood baby involved.

Frankly, in retrospect, it smacks of an attention-seeking attempt by blowing one statement by Chris way out of proportion. Ditto the 'send mail to 14BC / Caden kicked Chris to the kerb' shit now taking place.

 

[Dragaon440@]

Frankly, in retrospect, it smacks of an attention-seeking attempt by blowing one statement by Chris way out of proportion. Ditto the 'send mail to 14BC / Caden kicked Chris to the kerb' shit now taking place.

If Caden kick Chris out does that mean he returned to the Sonichu temple or are we about to see the homeless saga?

 

[Pedophobe]

Still nothing.

We've become so jaded Chris joining a hot new social media site to post Christmas-themed My Little Pony suspension porn counts as "nothing".

If Chris was your dad reading the CWCki would probably be the most horrific thing one could experience

It'll be their nightly bedtime story.

Ditto the 'send mail to 14BC / Caden kicked Chris to the kerb' shit now taking place.

"Miscommunication" sounds like someone just forgot to pay for the mailbox.

 

[Black Yoshi]

Ditto the 'send mail to 14BC / Caden kicked Chris to the kerb' shit now taking place.

Chris changing his mailing address the day after his biggest media blow up since Barbussy cannot be a coincidence.

 

[KiwiSuperPowerUser]

Alright this isn't fucking funny anymore. First dude Rapes his own mother and now he's going to bring a child into this world that's absolutely destined to fail. Fuck Chris Chan now he's actively harming an innocent person once again. The judge should of forced him to get a vasectomy. I never say this but honestly I advocate for an abortion in this scenario or that the child passes from a Miscarriage. That spawn would know nothing but misery.

 

[Borb Guy]

"Chris expects a child this summer." Isn't very hypothetical.

It's not hypothetical. It's completely wrong. Fitting the word "summer" into that sentence makes like no sense, and is just a case of people hearing what they want to hear. This won't end up tearing apart Praetor, and this will only cause a momentary resurgence in interest in Chris. Maybe a small boost in sales. Then either Chris will debunk it on Bluesky or nothing will come of it and we will just go back to the usual boring content. People are bored and want Chris to breka the internet again. That is all this is.

 

[an_actual_reptilian]

If Caden kick Chris out does that mean he returned to the Sonichu temple or are we about to see the homeless saga?

Who is Caden?

 

[Diesel Card]

Who is Caden?

Chris's exploiter manager.

 

[Hepativore]

Would Chris even be fertile anymore with all of the HRT he has been taking since he trooned out?

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

Chris changing his mailing address the day after his biggest media blow up since Barbussy cannot be a coincidence.

Nor am I saying that it was. But speculation is running wild and being treated as fact, when the reality is that nobody really knows what's actually going on.

Sure, inferences can be drawn - but they're just that: inferences.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

https://youtu.be/TxDfjX7rMpg?si=c9Pxgjb3KFgcbL-z

Good slap of reality.

 

[HorridHenry]

Is it a W for the Ralphamale if Chris-Chan has more kids than Joshua Connor Moon?

 

[RollOverBeethoven]

Since Chris has the habit of fucking his own mother, I can only imagine the Oedipus complex that his kid will develop, probably from Chris's delusional parenting methods.

 

[Orange Piccolo]

Is it a W for the Ralphamale if Chris-Chan has more kids than Joshua Connor Moon?

Watch Chris be a better dad than Ralph. lol

 

[nvrwastetree]

Male or female, the kid will stuffer either way

Babies are hard to take care of
That thing would be dead within 2 days, if true. Please do not let this be real.

The only way the child survives is if it has anacephaly (born with little to no brain).

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

No, but what the fuck does he mean by "closed due to miscommunication"?

Most likely Caden was paying for the PO Box, but stopped when Chris wouldn't produce anymore tard gold.

 

[deadson]

Alright this isn't fucking funny anymore. First dude Rapes his own mother and now he's going to bring a child into this world that's absolutely destined to fail. Fuck Chris Chan now he's actively harming an innocent person once again. The judge should of forced him to get a vasectomy. I never say this but honestly I advocate for an abortion in this scenario or that the child passes from a Miscarriage. That spawn would know nothing but misery.

It's pure speculation at this point. There's no proof given that Flutter is pregnant or that Chris is even the father. If Chris is more forthcoming in the future about Flutter (highly unlikely unless he slips up) then we'll just have to wait to see.

 

[Fabazon'_']

Flutter giving birth to the Anti-Christ. Lovely

 

[Cantercoin]

Live footage of flutters womb rn:

Spoiler: 100% real