Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

Forgive me if it’s a dumb question but does Barb even still live there?

Yes.

Also how much longer do you guys think she has?

Given that she's outlasted pretty much every deathclock that's been put on her, she may have a decent shot at becoming the world's oldest living incest participant.

 

[Forever Cain]

This thread certainly died off after the announcement. Hopefully we can get some more information soon.

 

[King Kiwi]

This thread certainly died off after the announcement. Hopefully we can get some more information soon.

Chris has never mentioned Flutter beyond that one time telling us offhandedly that she was a friend.

It's so weird that the same guy who goes into detail about his body modifications and fanfic erotica won't actually go into any detail about an actual girl he's hanging out with.

A troll girl? He'll write a manifesto. Or at least he'll tell one or two people the details and the hope that it won't be leaked... Which even then I'm kind of wondering if he hope that it would be leaked.

But give any actual details about a real girl that he hangs out with? Nope.

Even if she is a troll of some kind, they're still spotted together a lot.

He could go on and on about fictitious girlfriends but he can't even tell us anything about his and flutters relationship

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Chris has never mentioned Flutter beyond that one time telling us offhandedly that she was a friend.

It's so weird that the same guy who goes into detail about his body modifications and fanfic erotica won't actually go into any detail about an actual girl he's hanging out with.

A troll girl? He'll write a manifesto. Or at least he'll tell one or two people the details and the hope that it won't be leaked... Which even then I'm kind of wondering if he hope that it would be leaked.

But give any actual details about a real girl that he hangs out with? Nope.

Even if she is a troll of some kind, they're still spotted together a lot.

He could go on and on about fictitious girlfriends but he can't even tell us anything about his and flutters relationship

Chris may have learned from him and Jessica Quinn, and certainly from blabbing to Bella about him and Barb. I mean a good deal of people wrote to Chris in jail and there's probably a considerable amount of jail letters that people just won't upload or acknowledge in public given Chris's tendency to dox people.

If she really did start limiting ties to Chris because of that pregnancy thing, then she's either afraid Chris is pulling another Megan and not listening to her about just being friends, and wants to impregnate her. Or she is a troll of some sort and him talking about knocking someone up is not what she signed up for. She most likely knows Chris doesn't have any access to vagina and might be concerned he's got plans for her despite what she told him.

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris may have learned from him and Jessica Quinn, and certainly from blabbing to Bella about him and Barb. I mean a good deal of people wrote to Chris in jail and there's probably a considerable amount of jail letters that people just won't upload or acknowledge in public given Chris's tendency to dox people.

If she really did start limiting ties to Chris because of that pregnancy thing, then she's either afraid Chris is pulling another Megan and not listening to her about just being friends, and wants to impregnate her. Or she is a troll of some sort and him talking about knocking someone up is not what she signed up for. She most likely knows Chris doesn't have any access to vagina and might be concerned he's got plans for her despite what she told him.

But of course without Chris we wouldn't have these forums or Sonichu.com.

He doesn't seem too keen on adding to his legacy, more like cashing in on it.

Of course we haven't seen Flutter for a handful of months, so she may be out of the picture. I sort of think so considering he rambles more about his magic powers and went on that one trip to the store to deface merchandise again or whatever he was doing.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

This thread certainly died off after the announcement. Hopefully we can get some more information soon.

I just realised one more thing.
Praetor also wants to conceal Flutter's identity.
That one time in the Barb video where he brings up Flutter?
It is cut right after Chris mentions her age and wants to go in further on it...
This might mean that...
Idk. I only remembered it on my latest rewatch of that one. Flutter is def Finnish, but...
I wonder if Caden is scared that Chris will doxx her and also wants to protect her for this reason?

 

[Forever Cain]

I don't understand why it's so hard for people to accept, that this girl might just actually be into him.
She's no Aphrodite herself, and I can imagine a lot of bullying could've put her self esteem down. Chris is the epitome of a retarded sperg, but he is kind and healthy, and bears no physical disabilities. It's not like he is a handicapped vegetable in a wheelchair, who needs feeding 3 times a day, and his diaper changed before bedtime.

The fact that Flutter is seeking friendships, online and out of her country, in the first place, is already a major indication that this girl is not completely there herself, and might struggle socially with friendships.

I've followed this thread for a while now, and actually signed up here because of this, and my take is that they are indeed a couple, and that Flutter indeed enjoys the company of Chris.
I didn't know Chris-chan until 2 weeks ago, and it's fairly possible that Flutter didn't either, before she engaged in the relationship. Once you fall for someone, it's difficult to change your opinion on them, and when the world seemingly goes against the two of you, it only helps bond you closer together.

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

I wonder if Caden is scared that Chris will doxx her and also wants to protect her for this reason?

It's difficult to see what, if anything, Caden stands to gain from protecting her. Unless she's holding something over his head, there doesn't seem to be much that she could do to him in retaliation for her info being leaked.

I don't understand why it's so hard for people to accept, that this girl might just actually be into him.

Where are you getting that impression from? It's been floating around for months, and while nobody's taking it as gospel due to lack of solid proof, it's also not being rejected.

She's no Aphrodite herself, and I can imagine a lot of bullying could've put her self esteem down. Chris is the epitome of a retarded sperg, but he is kind and healthy, and bears no physical disabilities. It's not like he is a handicapped vegetable in a wheelchair, who needs feeding 3 times a day, and his diaper changed before bedtime.

True. He's just a mentally-ill quasi-troon manchild with a god complex and a penchant for incest; any gal would see that as the catch of a lifetime. To be fair, though, he does have a history of shitting himself, so there is that going against him.

The fact that Flutter is seeking friendships, online and out of her country, in the first place, is already a major indication that this girl is not completely there herself, and might struggle socially with friendships.

Just the fact that Chris was who she chose to latch on to shows that she's not altogether there. Sane people avoid getting into relationships with people in jail for sex crimes.

I've followed this thread for a while now, and actually signed up here because of this, and my take is that they are indeed a couple, and that Flutter indeed enjoys the company of Chris.

Entirely possible.

I didn't know Chris-chan until 2 weeks ago, and it's fairly possible that Flutter didn't either, before she engaged in the relationship. Once you fall for someone, it's difficult to change your opinion on them, and when the world seemingly goes against the two of you, it only helps bond you closer together.

Out of curiosity, where did you learn about him?

Oh, and read more. You'll need the background.

 

[King Kiwi]

I don't understand why it's so hard for people to accept, that this girl might just actually be into him.
She's no Aphrodite herself, and I can imagine a lot of bullying could've put her self esteem down. Chris is the epitome of a retarded sperg, but he is kind and healthy, and bears no physical disabilities. It's not like he is a handicapped vegetable in a wheelchair, who needs feeding 3 times a day, and his diaper changed before bedtime.

The fact that Flutter is seeking friendships, online and out of her country, in the first place, is already a major indication that this girl is not completely there herself, and might struggle socially with friendships.

I've followed this thread for a while now, and actually signed up here because of this, and my take is that they are indeed a couple, and that Flutter indeed enjoys the company of Chris.
I didn't know Chris-chan until 2 weeks ago, and it's fairly possible that Flutter didn't either, before she engaged in the relationship. Once you fall for someone, it's difficult to change your opinion on them, and when the world seemingly goes against the two of you, it only helps bond you closer together.

My God. I never thought of it that way.

Since the times of Romeo and Juliet, Elizabeth and Mr Darcy, Scarlett O'Hara and Rhett Butler...

Never has there been two star-crossed lovers more connected and misunderstood!

We heathens know not the true passion and love nor the commitment, trials and tribulations that Chris-Chan and Flutter have gone through.

A couple for the ages!

You didn't know about Chris-Chan until 2 weeks ago and so now you bring a fresh perspective to us.

Heathens we were. Uncultured, hard-hearted barbarians, jaded in the ways of an aging internet that shall never see the wild west of adventure again.

 

[Pedophobe]

I don't understand why it's so hard for people to accept, that this girl might just actually be into him.

It's been a leading theory at least since they were snapped snogging at a CVS in September 2023.

 

[Nigger_Faggot]

That is a fucking child.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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That is a fucking child.

No, in other pictures it's clear she's older. She looks to be early 30s from other photos

 

[Xev]

I'm still betting on Flutter being a deranged psycho who pen pals inmates. Who in their right mind writes to an inmate (for any reason) much less one who fucked his mother. She had to have been an orbitter of his to even know to contact him in prison. Probably not the first criminal she's corresponded with.

 

[King Kiwi]

No, in other pictures it's clear she's older. She looks to be early 30s from other photos

If Chris was dating someone young enough to be his daughter, would anyone be surprised?

 

[Fire Flight]

Does anyone have that video clip of flutter and Chris in the car?

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Does anyone have that video clip of flutter and Chris in the car?

There were multiple. Check the first post in the thread...which I am also gonna have to update soon.
From other news: Chris has had zero activty on Twitter, Bluesky nor Duolingo for the past two days.
I do not wanna switch devices to post the Bluesky activty here, so I'll just post the Duolingo since that's the most obscure.

The last post of his was him announcing happy holidays...on December 10.


I HEREBY DECLARE...CRYPTID HUNTING SEASON HAS BEGAN!

Also, small edit, I have updated a lot of the OG post to be more consistent/have more up to date info/show data better/fix the links. You're welcome.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

If Chris was dating someone young enough to be his daughter, would anyone be surprised?

yes because I can't imagine too many young women would be into him

 

[King Kiwi]

I HEREBY DECLARE...CRYPTID HUNTING SEASON HAS BEGAN!

I hope you're not trying to rally people to harass Chris.

Or maybe I misunderstood you.

 

[deadson]

I HEREBY DECLARE...CRYPTID HUNTING SEASON HAS BEGAN!

Just to clarify to the newfags on here, this does not mean going out of your way to mess with OPL or others associated with him (ei, Caden, Barb, ect.) You can look, but as soon as you pozload my negholep, you're a retarded faggot that deserves it. Can't believe that I'm actually typing it, but hey, tards will be tards, ye?

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I hope you're not trying to rally people to harass Chris.

Or maybe I misunderstood you.

Just to clarify to the newfags on here, this does not mean going out of your way to mess with OPL or others associated with him (ei, Caden, Barb, ect.) You can look, but as soon as you pozload my negholep, you're a retarded faggot that deserves it. Can't believe that I'm actually typing it, but hey, tards will be tards, ye?

I am simply turning on high alert mode, which means obsessively going through Reddit posts, Finnish forums and anything else looking for any Flutter sightings.