Lolcow Francis Joseph Benditt IV / fallenchungus / datsmojo / Mojo / thatsmojo / AGONY ARENA / dunkbunko / datsactuallymojo / noircaveat - Xitter Artist who was popular until he suicide-baited 7+ times, Sent his fans after his aunt, Abused his family and went homeless, Posts his fat fart fetish content where minors can see, Spergs in his own thread, DoorDash’s #1 Customer, Pathological liar

Mos said:
The whole gimmick is supposed to be printing images that are randomly chosen for you from Roblox Decals. Basically, you're browsing the Decal page, but instead you get to see only one picture at a time, and without any search options as it's supposed to be randomized, meaning you'll get anything from the billions/trillions/gorillions of decals that exist in Roblox (including all that EPI shit).
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I actually found it a bit difficult to understand the premise on account of how laughably basic the entire concept is. You're gonna tell me literally the entire idea is just to click print on images? I'm assuming the idea is that it's supposed to be some kind of story based game like Papers Please where the further you get in your job the more 'story' you get, but this already seems pretty massively gay to me.

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Judging by updates he can't even seem to get his shit together to write this, so that's pretty hilarious.

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All I know is that the main character’s kid is a grooming victim Valid Trans Enby Kween.
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I actually find it completely fitting that Judge Holden's one recognized offspring is an Enby Xween.

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Just compare the quotes:
"Whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent." - Judge Holden (edgelord dialogue for teenagers)
"God is a machine" - The Boss (thought provoking literature)

Bonus round:

The artist who rendered these images for Francis appears to be a proud Black furry as well!
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It's always great to have the main modeler for your kids game be someone who's pinned tweet is suggestive furry erotica. Really keeping the kids safe from EPI, Francis!
 
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Mos said:
The whole gimmick is supposed to be printing images that are randomly chosen for you from Roblox Decals. Basically, you're browsing the Decal page, but instead you get to see only one picture at a time, and without any search options as it's supposed to be randomized, meaning you'll get anything from the billions/trillions/gorillions of decals that exist in Roblox (including all that EPI shit).

Tl;dr: It's just a glorified random image generator that might be even bigger flop than Agony Arena.
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THAT is what he’s trying to hype up? Dude I don’t think even children will play this without getting bored within 5 minutes. The only people who will genuinely care about this are his groomcord members and even they might have to lie about how good it is so he doesn’t threaten to kill himself again.
 
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Mos said:
The whole gimmick is supposed to be printing images that are randomly chosen for you from Roblox Decals. Basically, you're browsing the Decal page, but instead you get to see only one picture at a time, and without any search options as it's supposed to be randomized, meaning you'll get anything from the billions/trillions/gorillions of decals that exist in Roblox (including all that EPI shit).
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What part of it is the game? Do you get points for printing things? Is it a Tycoon type game? Are you trying to fill some sort of quota at work, like the name "Printern" would suggest? Do you need to know what kinds of images you should or shouldn't print?
...or did I overestimate Francis again by thinking he's capable of making anything resembling a game? It's literally just clicking a button to look at funny pictures isn't it
 
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VientreGordo3000 said:
frank would throw a fit after the first slur gets dropped and he ragequits early
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"YOU GUYS ARE ALL RETARDS AND I CAN SAY RETARD WHENEVER I WANT BUT IF YOU TYPE THE WORD NIGGER ITS SOMEHOW WAY WORSE AND SUPER BAD!!!!!!"

this is satire btw frank and everyone else under this mindset are retarded and probably also niggers. retarded niggers
 
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Fucker Carlson said:
"YOU GUYS ARE ALL RETARDS AND I CAN SAY RETARD WHENEVER I WANT BUT IF YOU TYPE THE WORD NIGGER ITS SOMEHOW WAY WORSE AND SUPER BAD!!!!!!"

this is satire btw frank and everyone else under this mindset are retarded and probably also niggers. retarded niggers
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The level people hold the word to, even “nigga”, is absurd
>You will NOT say it
>You will NOT say it even if nobody can hear it
>You will NOT type it
>You will NOT type it even to search for instances of it
>You will NOT repost other people’s images that say “nigga” or even republish posts containing it
>You will NOT say the word in your head
>You will NOT think the word
And if you even do any of the following (the last two are hyperbole albeit) they will justify MURDER against you
 
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Fucker Carlson said:
"YOU GUYS ARE ALL RETARDS AND I CAN SAY RETARD WHENEVER I WANT BUT IF YOU TYPE THE WORD NIGGER ITS SOMEHOW WAY WORSE AND SUPER BAD!!!!!!"

this is satire btw frank and everyone else under this mindset are retarded and probably also niggers. retarded niggers
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Vantablack Truth said:
The level people hold the word to, even “nigga”, is absurd
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jumpscare francis joseph benditt the fourth by singing this simple song
 
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