Game of Thrones Thread

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Internet War Criminal said:
They've turned the most interesting character (I was legit thinking/rooting for him to be the one who ends up on the Iron Throne in the first couple of seasons) into a lovesick cuck after basically not using him for three seasons. It's a fucking shame and it really feels like its a result of tumblr fan reactions (OMG SANSA AND THAT MIDGET ASSASSIN GIRL) than the actual narrative


I really miss when GoT was basically House of Cards but niggers get beheaded instead of thrown in front of subways
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House of Cards is circling the drain these days too ever since they started artificially dragging things out instead of keeping to the 4 season plan they originally had. Why a faceswap app was a recurring plot element this season I'll never know.

And if you think that the Littlefinger storyline is insufferable now, just wait until the next 3 episodes are nothing but him impotently trying to turn Arya and Sansa against each other until Arya finally kills him with his old Valyrian Steel dagger that the catspaw tried to use to kill Bran in season 1.
 
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Absolutego said:
House of Cards is circling the drain these days too ever since they started artificially dragging things out instead of keeping to the 4 season plan they originally had. Why a faceswap app was a recurring plot element this season I'll never know.
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i havent checked out this season yet because of how lackluster season 4 was, nice to see im not missing out

Absolutego said:
And if you think that the Littlefinger storyline is insufferable now, just wait until the next 3 episodes are nothing but him impotently trying to turn Arya and Sansa against each other until Arya finally kills him with his old Valyrian Steel dagger that the catspaw tried to use to kill Bran in season 1.
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and yeah i know thats why im so fucking pissed off at that shit
 
Lensherr said:
Part of me wishes that at some point they do an animated adaptation of the books so that they're able to stick closer to them and fully realize the more fantastical elements.
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If only Ralph Bakshi made an animated GoT similar to his animated Lord of the Rings movie. And before people say, "BUT THAT WAS A KID'S MOVIE!", Ralph Bakshi is the guy who made Fire and Ice, Wizards, Cool World, Fritz the Cat, and Heavy Traffic, with the latter having racial slurs and nudity out the fucking wazoo, so I doubt the guy will have any qualms about animated sex scenes.
 
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escapegoat said:
There has to be some otaku weirdo studio in Japan who just cannot wait to do animated Daenerys, all silver and purple or whatever, at her proper age of 13, getting boned by Khal Drogo. One day, when HBO has sucked every last dime out of it, Japan will have it's day with this.
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lets be honest the real reason why people want an animated series that's like the books is this passage

Sunset found Daenerys squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelt fouler. By the time the moon came up, she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew. - A Dance with Dragons​
 
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Lackadaisy said:
Did they ever mention Cersei's fortune from when she was a little girl in the show? Specifically the part about
one of her younger brothers killing her?
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They specifically cut the prophecy short and don't mention anything about a younger brother. Probably because that would make it way too obvious that Jaime will kill her in season 8.

Also lol, the leaks continue to be hilarious:
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Internet War Criminal said:
lets be honest the real reason why people want an animated series that's like the books is this passage

Sunset found Daenerys squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelt fouler. By the time the moon came up, she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew. - A Dance with Dragons​
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I just want book-accurate Qarth where Daenerys walks around with one titty out for an entire season.
 
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Spellskite said:

https://dropfile.to/mjMCLcb

Here's episode 4 for you all, all the leaks I've posted are confirmed as true. Abandon all hope. Grab it while its up.
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it no longer exists apparently. dont worry, sunday is literally two days away as of this post and i can wait. besides, this comes on earlier than rick and morty, so why rush?
 
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Foltest said:
Are you talking about episode 4?
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They are.

That was pretty rad.

Definitely Bronn's episode this. A good thing as you can't have enough of him
Dany still bitching at Jon to bend the knee despite now knowing he's telling the truth? Fuck off!
Another FEELS reunion, with an awesome sword fight to go with it.
Love that battle!
 
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