Game of Thrones Thread

[Mola Ram]

Hope yall are as PUMPED as I am for the serious and interesting and not-at-all-contrived-and-fucking-retarded-nuh-uh drama the coming episode brings...

Now there is truly a lost opportunity.

They even have a midget and multiple cripples, and a blonde at the center of it all.

Gwendolyn Christie naked is a mental image I could have gone my entire life without. Thanks for taking that away from me, show.

Hey, let's not forget the season 3 scene in the bathtub with Jaime. Woman's got an ass like an onion.

 

[Judge Holden]

Gwendolyn Christie naked is a mental image I could have gone my entire life without. Thanks for taking that away from me, show.

Oh do I have a treat for you...

Spoiler: nudes

 

[Your Weird Fetish]

In the books it's implied a Dragonlord was more than just hopping onto a dragon and taking it for a spin and I haven't read Dany's into dragon spells or whatever.

Yeah I imagine there's a fair bit of blood magic involved.

 

[Mola Ram]

Oh do I have a treat for you...

Spoiler: nudes

Oh.

Well.

Huh.

 

[Judge Holden]

HehehehehehehehehehhhHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Take a guess who is apparantly gonna wind up king at the end of the series if the crossreferenced leaks from a while back and recently are true.

Go on. Guess.

Spoiler

Oh yeah and some other possible leaks are saying that Bran will drop an almighty exposition dump about how a new nights king will arise....somehow...and eventually try and invade westeros again. Thats the extent of how the white walker plotline "isnt over" in the show. No resolution just "oh they will eventually come back and stuff so..."

 

[Mola Ram]

HehehehehehehehehehhhHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Take a guess who is apparantly gonna wind up king at the end of the series if the crossreferenced leaks from a while back and recently are true.

Go on. Guess.

Spoiler

My expectations, they are subverted.

 

[Jub-Jub]

Do we have a plot overview for E4 yet? I can't seem to find a play-by-play, just disorganized bullet points (and I sure as shit don't pay for HBO.)

I haven't seen a scene by scene breakdown, but i have seen these posts which contain spoilers for the series and not just ep 4.
This was apparently written down with the Thai photo leaks

r/asoiaf - Comment by u/alexistsokas on ”[Spoilers Infinite] There's a leek in the boat! I mean there are leaks in the wild! Talk about it here!”

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This is supposedly from a longtime and correct leaker

r/freefolk - Comment by u/The-Blake on ”Episode 4 predictions/spoilers/relevant links”

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[Spatula]

HehehehehehehehehehhhHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Take a guess who is apparantly gonna wind up king at the end of the series if the crossreferenced leaks from a while back and recently are true.

Go on. Guess.

Spoiler

Spoiler: How the story ends

Bran has a fingah up his bum so he can produce enough semen for fertilization

 

[Judge Holden]

The two energies of this thread and the GOT fandom right now

Fans of the show

Cackling shitposters

 

[Spatula]

Hope yall are as PUMPED as I am for the serious and interesting and not-at-all-contrived-and-fucking-retarded-nuh-uh drama the coming episode brings...

What is this? Mean Girls?

At least Daenerys is more useful than Bran-the worst fucking character of the show.

 

[Judge Holden]

And the memes are already coming in hot...

 

[Jub-Jub]

 

[Spatula]

How the fuck did Aegon conquer Westeros with such weak creatures?

 

[Judge Holden]

Ah, looks like my mayme instincts are still strong

 

[Feline Supremacist]

HehehehehehehehehehhhHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Take a guess who is apparantly gonna wind up king at the end of the series if the crossreferenced leaks from a while back and recently are true.

Go on. Guess.

Spoiler

Oh yeah and some other possible leaks are saying that Bran will drop an almighty exposition dump about how a new nights king will arise....somehow...and eventually try and invade westeros again. Thats the extent of how the white walker plotline "isnt over" in the show. No resolution just "oh they will eventually come back and stuff so..."

omg even Robin the imbecile married to Sansa (with her in a permanent state of rage) would be better but this is just "Here you go expectations subverted aren't we cool watch our Star Wars movie thxbai"

 

[Judge Holden]

Well chaps im turning in for the night. Alas I will sleep through the tsunami of rage that shall come as the episode hits airwaves, but I do hope all of you enjoy the spectacle of a billion nerds shrieking in unified rage as yet another franchise shits itself to death

 

[Marissa Moira]

HehehehehehehehehehhhHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Take a guess who is apparantly gonna wind up king at the end of the series if the crossreferenced leaks from a while back and recently are true.

Go on. Guess.

Spoiler

Oh yeah and some other possible leaks are saying that Bran will drop an almighty exposition dump about how a new nights king will arise....somehow...and eventually try and invade westeros again. Thats the extent of how the white walker plotline "isnt over" in the show. No resolution just "oh they will eventually come back and stuff so..."

I fucking called this from a mile away.

Spoiler

THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A NIGHT/LITCH KING!

 

[John Titor]

Euron is using haxx, kick off server plz

 

[Slimy Time]

Agree, the writers rely on the character's history to provoke an emotional reaction from the audience..."see she fucks her brother and kills people! Isn't she depraved?!".

I recall someone somewhere using a comparison to the Lord of the Rings to show off how bad the Night King death was, not sure if it was someone here who said it, so I apologise if it was.

Imagine if in an alternate reality, we had The Fellowship of the Ring and The Two Towers, exactly as we watched them. There is this journey to destroy the ring, people die, there is this big battle fending off the Orcs/Uruk-hai and it's time for The Return of the King. 10 minutes into the film, Gandalf uses magic bullshit to get to Mount Doom, uses some magic cup to take some molten lava from the Mountain, go back to Frodo, and get him to drop the ring inside. Sauron dies, all Orcs and Ringwraiths are killed, and the rest of the film is about Aragorn mustering up an army to fight Denethor. Imagine that Denethor manages to kill off a few heroic characters who survived the two other films using human soldiers when the forces of darkness couldn't.

That is the stage Game of Thrones is at...

Edit: Now it turns out that Aragorn decides to completely destroy Gondor and all the innocents because someone sounded off the Horn of Gondor, half the cast dies as well during this battle, Gondor is more or less rubble now.

 

[CWCissey]

Euron is using haxx, kick off server plz

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