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70+ hours of watching the character you and the rest of the boxwine swillers have been heavily invested in as a FEMINIST SLAY KWEEN character slaaaay for change only for her to lose her mind with one episode left.
Your typical female fanfic writer already has 1000 slash fics at the ready lady
 
"lol, we caught your brother... OFF CAMERA"

"I love you brother, let us, a dwarf and a man with a golden hand, now escape this camp crawling with guards... OFF CAMERA"

"Shit's going down, Arya. Let's break into the Red Keep... OFF CAMERA."

Back in ye olden days of Game of Thrones, The Hound and Arya making it to King's Landing for their final revenge would have been a plotline that was worth at least half of a season.

Same case with Varys trying to get Daenerys out of the picture; that would have been its own separate plotline rather than a few throwaway pieces of dialogue.
 
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This episode was a trash fire with great cinematography and effects. The only thing that would've made it worse is if Arya killed Cersei disguised as Jaime in the vault and somehow got out and lived.
 
Honestly Ive thought Dany was a psycho from season 2 or so, and the burning is kind of built up. Its botched and excessive as shit though. Like, burning just the red keep if it was still defended and killing those people would be in line with the same chick who put random people to death, executed some guys who did nothing multiple times, and last season needed to control all seven kingdoms rather than just six and used the end of the god damn world to try and get that last kingdom. She couldnt even consider marriage to Jon as a way out, she needs all the power for herself. The execution is bad but the build up is there.
 
Maybe they'll bring back Deadwood and The Wire.:optimistic::optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:

Edit: disregard that, both would be completely cucked garbage if they brought them back now.

They're making a Deadwood movie that should be out soon, cocksucker.

I watched the first episode of their Chernobyl miniseries after watching the garbage fire on GOT. Thought it was really good. Seeing something set in 80s USSR and not be a shitty spy movie is cool.

Part of me wishes they hired out a mixed Ukrainian and Russian cast as the characters and had it in their native languages, but fuck it, it's great.
 
Oh boy. Time to unwind and unpack here. First, I have to agree with @Arkangel. The spectacle side of the episode was alright and there were a few decent scenes all things considered. I also find crazy Danaerys better than spoiled brat let-me-bore-you-to-death-for-the-next-hour-listing-titles-and-epithets-I-gave-myself Danaerys to be honest even if it doesn't make much sense, but that's about the only good things in this episode.

Now for the bad

1) ...what the hell was the point of Arya the entire episode especially after giving up on killing Cersei? To be motivated to kill Danaerys? Assuming if the leaks are wrong about who kills her (if she is killed which seems to be a certainty), do they really want to juke us one last time by making us think hey guys it'll be Arya oh wait! No, it was Jon! We fooled ya again! ...screw you people. There was no point of bringing her along and like someone else mentioned having that ridiculous surreal moment with her and the white horse at the end was nauseating. Absolutely stupid waste of time focusing on her in this episode and parts of the previous.

2) Jon does what again this episode? Oh right, nothing. Ffs, people will from now on say that Jon does nothing instead of knows nothing (which was cringe-worthily stupid line anyway).

3) As someone else said, Varys is killed because he conspired against Danaerys. Ok...makes some sense, but it wasn't really interesting at all especially considering the other characters hardly reacted to his execution which begs the question why kill him off like this? Why not have done so in the next episode if they were going to have Danaerys go in a kill crazy rampage anyway?

4) The spectacle side of this show is almost like a wrestling match. One moment one side is OP and winning, the next moment its the other winning just because. We go from Euron being OP from the last episode and also to boot Cersei having the chance to kill Danaerys then and there to Danaerys being completely OP and effectively killing Jaime and Cersei. This would be fine if that was the point of the show, but it isn't so it's retarded.

5) Cersei didn't try going the Mad King route herself and use wildfire to burn the city down with at least Danaerys' army inside because...? Like really...why not? We even see wildfire for no apparent reason burn in the city. Why didn't she not think : Screw it. If I die everyone dies.

6) ...and another prophecy/in-story prediction subverted with regards to Cersei being killed by one of her brothers. Not unless you want to interpret that in such a way that the prophecy is dumb (at least in terms of wording anyway). Oh well, prophecies stopped mattering awhile ago in this show just like good writing and pacing.

7) ...and Tyrion plans fail again. What's the point of this character? Hell what's been the point of this character since season 4?

I'll add more later on when I think about it. All in all, I don't know. I'm not as miffed as you guys just because I was already at the point of wanting the show to fail. All I care about is Danaerys dying and the memes.

Also yeah @Spatula I got the footage right here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDYNVH0U3cs

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8) ...uh..ffs. So I want to get something straight with regards to Danaerys ..."story arc" for lack of a better description (at this point no one pretty much has a story arc as far as I'm concerned). She goes from being married to a foreign man she was forced to marry and then raped by him, to shortly thereafter somehow loving him and seemingly willing to share power with him (granted at the time she had no dragons) to essentially now at this point of the series being unwilling to share power with Jon (who she at least loved at first and who bent the knee to her and refused to disown her at Cersei's demand)...why? Seriously why? Why does she even want the Iron Throne anyway especially since in her own words in this episode no one looks up to her fondly? What's the point then? Why not have just settled with ruling Essos? Seriously I really want to know what was supposed to be her motivation to wanting to be Queen of Westeros because it's certainly not so she can use the prestige of the crown to crush her enemies. That's what her dragons are for. And as far as I'm concerned I have never been convinced she wanted to rule in general that is concern herself with the day-to-day affairs of governance. So why should I care that she wants to sit in the throne?
 
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I LIKED the idea of Daenerys going bonkers. But the setup for this makes no sense whatsoever. The only SLIGHT hint in all 7 seasons she'd go batshit like this was when she actually roasted Dick'em & Pops. If this is the outcome they wanted for her character, they should've spent more time building towards it, not spending the entire length of the show making every effort to show that, yes she's entitled, but her main actions are to protect the innocent people blah blah blah. NONE of that matters, at the sound of a fucking bell. Same with Jaime, just shit on 7 years of character building because "OH MAN, THEY'LL NEVER GUESS THIS!"

Count me annoyed. I don't like watching a show I was enjoying just get completely trashed. On the other hand, the super salt is fun to watch too, so...kinda worth it?

All I can think of is that D&D were locked into certain things based on what they established in previous seasons. Remember, a fair amount of stuff got cut, and they didn't know how it was going to end until Martin told them. This means that things that should have been foreshadowing didn't get shown, characters who were supposed to do certain things weren't around, and so on. So they effectively wrote themselves into a corner.
 
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