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“I cried,” Clarke told Entertainment Weekly about what it was like when she read the script for the first time. “And I went for a walk. I walked out of the house and took my keys and phone and walked back with blisters on my feet. I didn’t come back for five hours. I’m like, ‘How am I going to do this shit?’”
 
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Secret Asshole said:
We all know the final episode of game of thrones was nominated for an emmy. But you want to know the best part?

.....they have to put the script up there. And my friends....oh my fucking christ.

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This is fanfic tier ahahahah.

"Drogon burning the throne was symbolic of the power of Westeros being...."

"No, he's just a fucking dumb animal that got mad."

"Uhh...ok, well, surely Jon and Sansa feel for Arya going We-"

"No, Jon and Sansa don't know the cardinal directions that's why they're confused."

"Hey now, Dany's performance is nuanced and she's both good and-"

"The writers describe her as literally Satan."

Any shill's asshole is completely BTFOed. This is fucking hilarious. And yes, this is 100% real. These are screencaps I cut and pasted out of them. Read for yourself:


This is amazing. Hope you boys like your LOTR series and your Star Wars cause D&D are a coming lol.
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My fucking god. My fucking god. Just stopping at any random page gives you pure cancer.

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Not only is this poorly written, it's nothing like a regular script should look like.
This is like something Cynthia Hanson would write.
 
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Mola Ram said:
No one was going to tell them "No," and it's now clear that was a biiiiiig problem.
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You know when at work your department manager starts doing things that are clearly a really fucking dumb idea and you and your colleages start exchanging uneasy glances behind his back?
I can all too well imagine it amongst the production crew in this situation.

Edit: I wonder how many of these people ended up drinking away their frustrations, muttering "I told them, I fucking told them. No one is going to like these subversions. For fuck's sake, I told them. Now my name is affiliated with this turd of a show." to themselves.
 
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Secret Asshole said:
You've got the extended editions which is like what, 11-12 hours total? I just don't see a need. Jackson did it with such love and passion. I feel like it doesn't lend itself to a show.

But whatever. Maybe they're like "Well, all the books are already there, so its not like they have to work off cliffnotes and fuck it up." Oh yeah, trust these two faggots who crammed like 2 and a half books into one season, marking the downfall of the show when HBO would have given them anything. Once something gets too hard they give the fuck up and walk away. They basically knew they could do whatever they wanted and went 'lol fuck the audience we're bored and out of here'.

And no shocker they didn't show up to ComicCon. Those fucks would have got pelted with batteries and had chairs thrown at them. Game of Thrones was fucking booed lol. If they went there it would have made the 'Walk of Shame' look like a leisurely stroll.
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To be fair it's a good fit. I mean the key plot point of LOTR is that Sauron just kind of forgot that someone might try to destroy the ring instead of using it.
Apologies for this gross mischaracterization of a literary masterpiece for a joke
 
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Wow. Gotta say, it is remarkable that the release of a script has gotten this much attention. D&D really go for the extra mile! "Her Satanic Majesty" is now tainted forever. It would have been a great band name.
 
So an idea that could have been interesting at the battle of Castle Black: mammoth dragoons. Have a number of giants ride up on their mammoth buddies to a forward position to dismount and start unloading onto the top of The Wall. the dragoons' mammoths can turn back to drag forward some parapet shields for their giant longbowmen and maybe some rams to go after the Castle Black gate

Then after the defense goes after your distraction carnifexes you begin the general assault with infiltration attacks from the NW's rear and flanks
 
Speaking of which, do the decoy scripts even exist at all?
 
Judge Holden said:
Ya know at this point I would straight up rather have had fucking John Boorman give his infamous LOTR treatment to the series over these worthless hacks.

Atleast we would have gotten some truly historical mindfucking with the inane shit he would have filled it with
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Isn't that the one where a sex scene is hinted between Frodo and Galadriel? It does include my favorite, most Tolkien-inappropriate line of dialogue ever:

“Galadriel! A mighty piece of stone she is, for a Dwarfish tool to carve.”

Which, awful as it might be, is at least more imaginative than anything D&D came up with in Season 8.
 
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Secret Asshole said:
We all know the final episode of game of thrones was nominated for an emmy. But you want to know the best part?

.....they have to put the script up there. And my friends....oh my fucking christ.

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This is fanfic tier ahahahah.

"Drogon burning the throne was symbolic of the power of Westeros being...."

"No, he's just a fucking dumb animal that got mad."

"Uhh...ok, well, surely Jon and Sansa feel for Arya going We-"

"No, Jon and Sansa don't know the cardinal directions that's why they're confused."

"Hey now, Dany's performance is nuanced and she's both good and-"

"The writers describe her as literally Satan."

Any shill's asshole is completely BTFOed. This is fucking hilarious. And yes, this is 100% real. These are screencaps I cut and pasted out of them. Read for yourself:


This is amazing. Hope you boys like your LOTR series and your Star Wars cause D&D are a coming lol.
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Today I looked at this thread again, saw the bad script & decided to learn how to write scripts.

At first I wanted to use GOT episode 1 as a guide...but since it's also from D&D I decided to use Stranger things & Breaking bad instead.

I think D&D's incompetence opened a new career path for me.

Thanks, idiots!
 
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