Goblins - Bad Webcomic wants to be a cartoon feat. Billy West, Jim Cummings, Steve Blum. Creator trooned out

[Cyber Bowling]

It gets even better: Ellipsis is using her girlfriend's credit card because she point blank doesn't have one, and her girlfriend's credit card was the one that was maxed when they had to pay for the emergency car repair in Bumfuck Nowhere, Canada.

June, if you ever see this, it is NOT NORMAL for you, as a likely 20 something, to have to finance life for a 50 year old. If your fifty year old "mommy" doesn't have her shit together now, she won't have her shit together five years from now when she's cheating on you with a younger girl she's groomed online.

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Oh, wait, I guess I misread the first thread. Or made the mistake of using common sense and logic. Thunt was trying to open an account under *his* name using *her* credit card? I assumed the issue was the childbride was trying to make a new account and it was just being flagged because it was an American card being used in Canada. If it's a completely unrelated person from another country trying to use a credit card not in their name, it's always going to cause issues.

It also seems questionable Thunt doesn't have his own card. Given he's been spending so much time in the US and largely relies on e-begging for money, how has he actually been accessing the funds he raises? I figured it goes directly to PayPal/his bank account, and then he uses whatever card is linked to those accounts. Is he relying on actual cash withdrawals? Or just raising funds and sitting on them while the child bride maxes out her card?

 

[DeletedSoul]

Oh, wait, I guess I misread the first thread. Or made the mistake of using common sense and logic. Thunt was trying to open an account under *his* name using *her* credit card? I assumed the issue was the childbride was trying to make a new account and it was just being flagged because it was an American card being used in Canada. If it's a completely unrelated person from another country trying to use a credit card not in their name, it's always going to cause issues.

It also seems questionable Thunt doesn't have his own card. Given he's been spending so much time in the US and largely relies on e-begging for money, how has he actually been accessing the funds he raises? I figured it goes directly to PayPal/his bank account, and then he uses whatever card is linked to those accounts. Is he relying on actual cash withdrawals? Or just raising funds and sitting on them while the child bride maxes out her card?

These are the questions I have as well. Why does she need to talk to "her bank" to get a credit card? That sounds like a debit card to me.

It's fucked up to me that she's seemingly put most of the expense for moving onto June. I would be so ashamed if I were her. I know from experience that I hate asking any partner of mine to cover an expense I've accrued.

It's even more wild because Ellipsis is basically saying "oh yeah I was going to get a card tomorrow anyway" which means that she was so impatient to order these items off Amazon that she couldn't wait a couple of days to get her own card for that purpose, and may have unintentionally fucked up her ability to open an Amazon account in her own name. It's all so needlessly careless and irresponsible.

 

[Ghostse]

Why does she need to talk to "her bank" to get a credit card? That sounds like a debit card to me. .

You can get credit cards from most decent sized banks. I have an emergency credit card (And yes, its credit not debt. Separate account & account number) with my bank.

Getting it from your bank can get you better terms, rates, and as I'm sure will apply to Thunt, if your credit score is completely fucked they might give you one if you have a long history of banking with them and not doing shit like overdrafting constantly.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Hey Twitter, I'm a convicted tax dodger trying to open up an account using an unrelated foreigner's name and ID, from another country, and it's not working for some reason! Plz help!

 

[Cyber Bowling]

It's even more wild because Ellipsis is basically saying "oh yeah I was going to get a card tomorrow anyway" which means that she was so impatient to order these items off Amazon that she couldn't wait a couple of days to get her own card for that purpose, and may have unintentionally fucked up her ability to open an Amazon account in her own name. It's all so needlessly careless and irresponsible.

I know back in the day, there was a lot of speculation on whether Thunt was lying about his "emergencies' because they all fit that pattern of being careless and irresponsible, but would (usually) result in him getting all the funds he needed. I used to think he made up/exaggerated his emergencies because he loved the supportive asspats he got from his followers, but after seeing how genuinely incompetent he is, I don't think anything is outright fabricated. Hell, it might not even be intentionally exaggerated. He's just so childish he really can't cope with anything that involves even the tiniest bit of responsibility. It's really a miracle he can dress and feed himself.

But again, it makes me wonder what's going on with the online money he raises because he must have some means of accessing it without having to physically withdraw money. Unless his ex has control of that cash?

Hey Twitter, I'm a convicted tax dodger trying to open up an account using an unrelated foreigner's name and ID, from another country, and it's not working for some reason! Plz help!

I completely forgot the tax dodger side of things, on top of all the other existing issues. And that potentially explains why he's having so much trouble getting a credit card. Do we know if he ever actually updated his identity/gender with...uhh, whoever you do that with? I know that can cause some issues as well if you're trying to make accounts under your new name, but your financial/goverment information still has your old info. And given how he handles everything else in life, Thunt doesn't strike me as the type of person to officially update anything.

 

[DeletedSoul]

Hey Twitter, I'm a convicted tax dodger trying to open up an account using an unrelated foreigner's name and ID, from another country, and it's not working for some reason! Plz help!

I missed the tax dodger lore, where can I read a quick primer on that?

 

[Kosher Dill]

I missed the tax dodger lore, where can I read a quick primer on that?

Pretty much, Thunt wasn't paying taxes on any of his many, many fundraisers and someone from the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens Bad Webcomics Wiki forums reported him to the Canadian tax authorities. It was apparently much worse than anyone on the outside suspected.

 

[Ghostse]

Pretty much, Thunt wasn't paying taxes on any of his many, many fundraisers and someone from the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens Bad Webcomics Wiki forums reported him to the Canadian tax authorities. It was apparently much worse than anyone on the outside suspected.

Oh man. Do the canucks have a whistle blower bounty program? because that would be a satisfying check to get in the mail

And yeah, the Patreon Woopsie is really bad for a number for a number of E-thots and coomartists in the US, I can only imagine how utterly crippling it must be for someone in the socialist north.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Oh man. Do the canucks have a whistle blower bounty program? because that would be a satisfying check to get in the mail

I believe they do if you dox yourself, which the whistleblower wasn't willing to do. Probably wise whenever angry internet trannies are involved - you never know when one of them might figure out how to FOIA something. (Or you know, whatever they call it in Canada)

 

[DeletedSoul]

Pretty much, Thunt wasn't paying taxes on any of his many, many fundraisers and someone from the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens Bad Webcomics Wiki forums reported him to the Canadian tax authorities. It was apparently much worse than anyone on the outside suspected.

If she owed a lot, I'm really curious how she's not in prison for that. She must have had to pay a lot of restitution. Probably contributed to her wife getting sick of her and filing for divorce.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Pretty much, Thunt wasn't paying taxes on any of his many, many fundraisers and someone from the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens Bad Webcomics Wiki forums reported him to the Canadian tax authorities. It was apparently much worse than anyone on the outside suspected.

I might be misremembering, and I'll try to dig up actual posts about it later, but wasn't it also a case of Thunt not paying taxes period for like, 5 years? I didn't think it was just on the fundraisers specifically, but basically any income that Thunt was making off of Goblins.

 

[DeletedSoul]

I might be misremembering, and I'll try to dig up actual posts about it later, but wasn't it also a case of Thunt not paying taxes period for like, 5 years? I didn't think it was just on the fundraisers specifically, but basically any income that Thunt was making off of Goblins.

Yeah, I was trying to find more information about this and the outcome, but didn't find much unfortunately.

 

[DeletedSoul]

Meanwhile, Ellipsis, being a middle aged woman, has apparently never thought to set up a "professional" email address to give to banks and other institutions. This shit is email 101. Between this and her completely unwarranted strop at the DMV, it's like she has a humiliation fetish or something. Like she enjoys not being a fucking adult for five seconds and making things awkward for anyone doing their job who has to deal with her.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Between this and her completely unwarranted strop at the DMV, it's like she has a humiliation fetish or something. Like she enjoys not being a fucking adult for five seconds and making things awkward for anyone doing their job who has to deal with her.

I think it's the latter more than the former. I don't think it's like...full on adult baby/little shit, but Thunt has always had a thing with infantilized speaking, even beyond the usual "uwu" stuff you'd see online. When I was more actively following him, he'd talk about stuff like tummy owies making it so hard to do anything, or being vaguely proud of doing big boy shopping to get groceries or whatever. I think it's more about being seen as "cutesy" and having someone else take care of him/handle all the responsibility so he can sit around drawing all day. Pretty sure it was a big part of him not paying taxes, I don't think he was trying to pull one over on the Canadian government, I think he just didn't want to be a grownup so he ignored them until he couldn't anymore. Even a lot of his crowdfunding stuff has (or at least had) the vibes of a kid asking their parent for a bigger allowance.

In hindsight, it's not at all surprising he trooned out because he basically modeled himself after a stereotypical manic pixie dream girl archetype who loves being lusted after. Makes sense, given the way he writes his female characters. But I think his ego is too big to have an outright humiliation fetish, and whenever he posts something embarassing, it felt like it was more about getting asspats and hugs from his supporters. Or getting their money so he could make the problem go away instead of having to actually deal with it himself. Feels like he's still doing it to some extent with his child bride with stuff like relying on her credit card instead of thinking to get one of his own before heading to the States.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Reminder that we don't need to speculate on Thunt's fetishes because he conveniently detailed them for us in infographic form.

 

[DeletedSoul]

Reminder that we don't need to speculate on Thunt's fetishes because he conveniently detailed them for us in infographic form.

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Oh no, she has a mind control and hypnosis kink?

I sincerely hope she doesn't know how to hypnotize people for real. That shit can be dangerous and traumatizing in the wrong hands. Poor June.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Oh no, she has a mind control and hypnosis kink?

I have no idea what the state of his comic is in the current day, but way back in the day, mind control featured pretty heavily for his snake lady character. She had like...a control leash or something, and there was an extremely uncomfortable moment where she gave it to one of the characters. I think it was supposed to be romantic, but it came off as incredibly creepy and rapey.

At a glance, pretty sure everything in that chart featured pretty heavily in some capacity in the comic when I was following Thunt (which I admit is many, many years ago) or in Thunt's tweets/blogposts. I missed the transitioning arc, but when I went back to read about it on the bad webcomics thread, it sounded like he was treating it as an extension of bimbofication, which is one of the big reasons I still refer to him as Thunt because I don't want to play into his fetish.

 

[DeletedSoul]

I have no idea what the state of his comic is in the current day, but way back in the day, mind control featured pretty heavily for his snake lady character. She had like...a control leash or something, and there was an extremely uncomfortable moment where she gave it to one of the characters. I think it was supposed to be romantic, but it came off as incredibly creepy and rapey.

At a glance, pretty sure everything in that chart featured pretty heavily in some capacity in the comic when I was following Thunt (which I admit is many, many years ago) or in Thunt's tweets/blogposts. I missed the transitioning arc, but when I went back to read about it on the bad webcomics thread, it sounded like he was treating it as an extension of bimbofication, which is one of the big reasons I still refer to him as Thunt because I don't want to play into his fetish.

I admit I stopped reading Goblins after a while; the last I remembered Kin had run away from Minmax after he *grabbed* her control leash to keep her from moving away from him, but it was an accident so it's sad! ;'(

I'm just really grossed out by Ellipsis having these kinks because she's also June's "mommy" and June is already going to need enough therapy after this relationship is over without the added trauma of Ellipsis potentially getting her into subspace and then fucking with her head. (Which is essentially what erotic hypnosis actually is).

 

[Kosher Dill]

which is one of the big reasons I still refer to him as Thunt because I don't want to play into his fetish.

Having that many fetishes is a man thing, having any individual one of those fetishes is a man thing, trying to enact porny scenarios in your IRL sex life is a man thing (see upthread about him getting cockslapped), and abandoning your devoted wife for King Coom is an AGP man thing par excellence. Like, it's not even close.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I'm just really grossed out by Ellipsis having these kinks because she's also June's "mommy" and June is already going to need enough therapy after this relationship is over without the added trauma of Ellipsis potentially getting her into subspace and then fucking with her head. (Which is essentially what erotic hypnosis actually is).

At the risk of diving even deeper into grossness, I have a feeling the roles are reversed. He might claim he wants to be a "mommy" to someone, but it's pretty clear from his past relationship (and many of his current struggles) that he much prefers pretending to be a helpless (At least intellectually, not in a rapey way) girl who needs to be taken care of. Like, with the car repairs, I could see him complaining that the stress was giving him brain owies and making his tummy wumble and he can't make cash go cause he doesn't have a banky pass cause the meanies won't give him a card without confirming he's a precious girl, and it's just too much for his widdle bimbo brain to handle, so June ultimately has to put everything on her card.

It always sounded like his ex handled a lot of the business side of things, while he handled production. And even then, he was a child about that and constantly made excuses why he didn't do his homework job. He's allergic to any sort of work and responsibility, which is how he's ended up divorced and living in a crappy RV in the middle of nowhere. I imagine one of the reasons he's with someone so much younger is how close they are in terms of maturity. I figured it's one of the reasons his ex left him as well. It was more acceptable when they were younger, but when Thunt didn't mature at all (or even regressed in maturity) it becomes less of a romantic relationship and more of a parental one. As June is forced to grow up and deal with actual adult situations without Thunt offering any support whatsoever/making it harder by being a second person she's responsible for, I'm sure their relationship will lose whatever twisted charm it initially had.