Good things about Chris

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There's probably an alternative universe somewhere in which Chris never developed a complete lack of empathy, disregard for personal boundaries, impulsive uncontrollable sex drive, and delusions of grandeur - and that Chris would be a goofy but nice autistic person working at the local grocery store.
 
Chris is (or maybe was is better)hilarious. That's a Damn good thing.

Yes he's a piece of shit but so are all people who aren't funny.

If noone is even going to try to be intentionally funny anymore, laughing at retards is the only option left...and Chris is arguably the most laughed at retard in history.
 
Shovel Mech Pilot said:
that Chris would be a goofy but nice autistic person
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True. Chris' main problems are his insanely unjustifiably narcissistic psychopathy and his belief that he has the right to sexually molest any woman that comes near him. His ego is so unjustifiably and overwhelmingly out of control, especially considering that he has failed in every aspect of life.

He did horribly academically and never advanced past a shitty associate's from a shitty rural run-down community college in the middle of nowhere that had no admissions standards at all. I doubt Chris scored above the lowest quartile for the SAT. He failed professionally, considering he never had a single full-time job in his life, and he has done nothing but leech off of welfare for 22+ years.

Chris romantically failed because he has never had one single real girlfriend in his ~40 years of life. He failed in relationships because he didn't have a single real non-romantic friend. He failed artistically because his comic looks as if it was drawn and written by an alcoholic two-year-old with Parkinson's disease suffering from severe delirium tremens.

People compare Chris to Ed Wood, but Wood was Jean Renoir when compared to Chris.
 
It's hard to make positive things about Chris that isn't about being a living cautionary tale, that he doesn't do anything illegal, or something that doesn't involve him
  • It makes me aware of aware of things that Chris would do
  • His dad served during the Korean War
  • At least he didn't kill the Prime Minister
Only Barb has the answer to the question
 
DownSouthBoi said:
Bob's I know are mostly good, but what about Barb's other kids?

Also, how do the non-Cole relatives react to all of this?
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Well Barbs only other kid is Cole and I think he has kids who are normal, but Bobs are the most documented.

Other relatives recently have disowned Chris recently, he was on the way to there place and was disinvited and was welcomed by a officer IRC, I think Chris is persona nongrata in Barbs remaining family and wasnt even a thing with Bobs.
 
Phalanges Mycologist said:
Well Barbs only other kid is Cole and I think he has kids who are normal, but Bobs are the most documented.

Other relatives recently have disowned Chris recently, he was on the way to there place and was disinvited and was welcomed by a officer IRC, I think Chris is persona nongrata in Barbs remaining family and wasnt even a thing with Bobs.
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Damn, he really was the black sheep.
 
Space Cooter said:
Chris is (or maybe was is better)hilarious. That's a Damn good thing.
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I agree. Chris has provided entertainment to many people for many years. That's more than can be said about most people. Whenever I was down on my luck and feeling shitty, Chris was always there to provide laughs at his autistic expense. I think that's something that shouldn't be understated. Can we really say Chris has provided nothing to society when his antics have brought genuine joy to so many people? It's an interesting question, I think. Chris is objectively a bad person, but his existence has had an inarguable net positive on my life. I think that maybe clowns like Chris do provide a useful function to society. They provide a sort of court jester role in our modern world.
 
Phalanges Mycologist said:
He's mentally ill (not just Autistic) and that compounded the error with parents who where at best poorly educated / aware of the options available and Chris was left to his own devices after he left any sort of education.
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Reminder, Bob was an engineer until retirement and Barb was apparently a standout high school student who went to college as a woman in the early 60s which was not a default expectation. They're not poorly educated at all, and they raised him in a school system that has plenty of options and support available for special ed, they're just obstinate, emotionally ill people who thought that "only retards need retard class, therefore if we don't put him in the retard class he must be normal."
 
Aegeus said:
True. Chris' main problems are his insanely unjustifiably narcissistic psychopathy and his belief that he has the right to sexually molest any woman that comes near him. His ego is so unjustifiably and overwhelmingly out of control, especially considering that he has failed in every aspect of life.

He did horribly academically and never advanced past a shitty associate's from a shitty rural run-down community college in the middle of nowhere that had no admissions standards at all. I doubt Chris scored above the lowest quartile for the SAT. He failed professionally, considering he never had a single full-time job in his life, and he has done nothing but leech off of welfare for 22+ years.

Chris romantically failed because he has never had one single real girlfriend in his ~40 years of life. He failed in relationships because he didn't have a single real non-romantic friend. He failed artistically because his comic looks as if it was drawn and written by an alcoholic two-year-old with Parkinson's disease suffering from severe delirium tremens.

People compare Chris to Ed Wood, but Wood was Jean Renoir when compared to Chris.
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This is why I think Chris loves the Dimensional Merge LARP so much. I don't think he really believes any of it, especially since he'd make mistakes "I said - er, I mean mama said" indicating he knows it's a game. It's just an escapist fantasy. In this world he's a loser in every single way that someone can possibly be a loser, and he knows it. In some other dimension he's the exact opposite, so he's content to spend the rest of his days pretending like that's all real and it's coming soon.
 
Shovel Mech Pilot said:
This is why I think Chris loves the Dimensional Merge LARP so much. I don't think he really believes any of it, especially since he'd make mistakes "I said - er, I mean mama said" indicating he knows it's a game. It's just an escapist fantasy. In this world he's a loser in every single way that someone can possibly be a loser, and he knows it. In some other dimension he's the exact opposite, so he's content to spend the rest of his days pretending like that's all real and it's coming soon.
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A somewhat recent tweet blaming trolls for his failures in the lovequest implied at least a part of him knows deep down that the merge is nothing but a cope.
 
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