Good things about Chris

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You know he would fuck his pets.

He has never shown any indication of fucking his pets. The only time to my knowledge him fucking his pets has even come up is when weens specifically pressured him to talk about pet-fucking, and basically said "if you HAD to fuck a pet, what kind would it be?", Chris said a collie. Chis has not owned a collie.

So there's a good thing about Chris. He doesn't fuck dogs. Though honestly, fucking a dog would be less disgusting than fucking Barb.
 
He has never shown any indication of fucking his pets. The only time to my knowledge him fucking his pets has even come up is when weens specifically pressured him to talk about pet-fucking, and basically said "if you HAD to fuck a pet, what kind would it be?", Chris said a collie. Chis has not owned a collie.

Ever wondered why his dog's where howling all the time in every video? The dog's where trying to tell the world about the horrors they have seen and been exposed too, it's a canine cry for help at the existential dread they live through every day.
 
Ever wondered why his dog's where howling all the time in every video? The dog's where trying to tell the world about the horrors they have seen and been exposed too, it's a canine cry for help at the existential dread they live through every day.

Well, yeah, it's well documented that the Chandlers were absolute shit pet caretakers. I just don't think he was fucking them.
 
he’s got a good work rate. like, i wish i had made fuckloads of comics that hundreds of thousands of people read, shit or no.
Probably already been said, but bullshit.

Chris did have brief periods in the run of Sonichu where he was churning out pages like a machine, but those periods were solely tied to the times when either (a) he thought that his Love Quest was finally over or (b) when he wanted vicarious revenge on those dang dirty trolls. In his more obsessive narcissistic moments, he can deliver the goods, but only if he wants to.

As soon as it was suggested to him that Sonichu could make him a decent if not spectacular living and take him off the tugboat, Chris sulked, shat himself and did nothing. Especially nothing that involved the creation of further issues of Sonichu.

TL, DR - Chris will only be productive with anything if he sees it as a fun game. Any hint of it being actual work and he'll drop it like a hot spud.
 
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All the good things I could find said about Chris from the CWCki:

-He has good color coordination in his art
-He has great dexterity and honestly good penmanship
- He’s literally the only person ever to make good money from a Sonic Recolour.
-He’s genuinely changed his bigotry and homophobia towards gays and come to terms to accept and now even embrace the LGBTQ community. (This is probably the only good, profound thing I can has changed about him.
-He genuinely loved his Dog Patti, despite his parents probably doing most of the heavy lifting with looking after her.
- He doesn’t diddle his cats.
- He’s genuinely very confident In himself no matter how stupid and hair brained his schemes may be.
- He created Yawning Squirtle

That’s pretty much it…
 
He has a horrible work ethic. He made 13 issues in 17 years. He needed to be forced into making pages towards the end.
aye, at the beginning though. he made his own videos and websites and stuff- i'm talking years ago before he got side tracked with being absolutely fucking mental.

I think some fuckups would have been lessened or delayed without the internet's intervention, but there's two things about Chris that have always been constant even without trolls and weens in his life:

1. He will never, ever learn from his mistakes.
2. He will do literally anything for pussy.

Those two qualities mean he was always doomed to be a sex pest. In fact, the trolling may have given him something else to focus on for awhile and delayed the inevitable.
if he had actually been allowed to go to a tard-lite school by his idiot parents, he would have met someone who he actually had half a hope in hell with, who might have really liked him.
Thus the Love Quest, resulting desperation fermenting into lunacy, making him only less attractive, would have been circumvented.

He would have had some real peers for platonic relationships, and been able to go at his own pace, had more opportunities and pathways presented to him for people like him, he could have had a real life.

Being less lonely, he might have had less need to reach out and bare it all online, or at least less time to dedicate to it, and either wouldnt have been noticed, or would have had better things to do than continuing to feed the trolls.
Yep. Wranglefaculties exist for a reason.
 
aye, at the beginning though. he made his own videos and websites and stuff- i'm talking years ago before he got side tracked with being absolutely fucking mental.
He seemed to put a lot of work into maintaining his websites before they kept being modified.
 
He seemed to put a lot of work into maintaining his websites before they kept being modified.

I always loved that Chris was such a tard that he never had any opsec on anything he managed. But then if I recall correctly a lot of "his" websites were set up by trolls in the first place.
 
CWC just doesn't give a fuck. If not giving a fuck was an Olympic sport, CWC would be Michael Phelps. While the rest of us humans are worrying about our social status and how we come across to our colleagues and shit, CWC was too busy defending men's sports bras, drawing comics that everyone figuratively shits all over, and quite literally shitting all over himself. He marched to the beat of his own drum, the rest of the world be damned, and I think that's commendable to an extent.

That said, there's a reason that the emotion of shame can be useful at times, as demonstrated by the entirety of CWC's life.
 
Realistically Chris will be cremated when he dies, thus the only thing his fat will contribute to is global warming.
I dunno, there have been incidents of obese cadavers being cremated and starting a grease fire, so he might have one last tragicomic episode and give people a laugh.
About that...
I vaguely remember him having a DNA ancestry test done and being very excited over his 0.1% African and Ashkenazi heritage and how this made him black and Jewish. No mention of his Cherokee heritage, the test showed he has no native American DNA but he'd apparently forgotten the whole Cherokian thing.
-He genuinely loved his Dog Patti, despite his parents probably doing most of the heavy lifting with looking after her.
Yeah, well, I'll tell ya, that doghouse was heavier than any tombstone, that thing had to have weighed five or ten tons!
 
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