Good things about Chris

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He is always a bit ahead of the times.
I really don't like how that book comparing Warhol to "Chris Chan" said that Chris could represent where America is going.

In other words, Chris-Chan ruins everything.
"Chris Chan" may have a "reverse Midas touch" to people. Best not to let Chris ruin stuff though.

Or else spring, the color blue, and macaroni and cheese could get ruined because of "Chris Chan".
 
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Before the incest? Probably.

There's no way in hell he'd get any china now, nobody wants to be pole sisters with Barb

Don't underestimate some peoples' degeneracy.

Yeah it's rarer among women, but there are are a select few who would still bang Chris, even knowing his past. Plenty of rapists still get laid. Incestuous rapists still get laid. You just have to find the overlap in the Venn diagram of people who would bang Chris and people who would bang incestuous rapists. There's got to be a few. Especially given the thirst of older women that Chris has now shown that he is willing to fuck.

The problem is that Chris is really bad at meeting people and so retarded he wouldn't be able to distinguish a true and honest suitress from among all the trolls.

If Chris finally does go gay though then his chances will dramatically improve. There are thousands of men who would fuck Chris.
 
Plenty of rapists still get laid.
That I believe.
Incestuous rapists still get laid.
That I am doubtful of.

One degenerate crime is enough, I assume two is too much for the vast majority of disturbed women who want to sleep with criminals.

Coupled with the fact that it's not some dashing young incest rapist, it's goddamn Chris Chan, I would not bet on there being more than a handful of women in the world who would even consider it.
 
Chris is just so unappealing that 99.9999% of women are uninterested. That's not just me hammering 9's, that's realistic estimate. If Chris could ask out every woman in the country, he'd probably get a positive result from maybe one out of every hundred thousand, to every one in a million.

That Chris has gotten interest from even one girl (Fiona) is due to Chris becoming known to hundreds of thousands of people.
I couldn't agree more with everything you've said. I also thought you said "Chris 99.99999% of the time goes after the women who are considered 9s and 10s and like to hammer that on, then you were about to make a statement about him and Hambeast were setting a great example being together. Now that I assumed that and think about it. It's great that Chris does set an example like this: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Chris1.jpg

The issue in the dating scene, sometimes many young guys rush out there considering there's that scale out there, grading women from 1 to 10, 10 being the most attractive, is that young guys (including Chris) starts their "quest" going after who they think are 10s and don't realize they're better of being around women who they think are on the lower end, maybe for a bit of experience and to get noticed. I mean, there's no such thing as absolute beauty, really but considering some guys think like that, with that grading system. There's Chris setting the example, of what to do, in the dating scene. Go after women, like that.

Chris has even named the file Chris1.jpg like he's number 1. Can't help but respect that. He got caught in the moment.

Chris could have also quietly just made it his milestone and go after, other women (not usually good idea, as always best to be friends after a situation like that, between him and Hambeast). He could have just forgive himself for touching her, which ended his meets up with her and thought about going after another woman, as "poor" like that, so it makes me wonder what he really think about the situation, I don't think Chris realized that.

Also, from my experience being around women like that, a bit too chubby, giving them attention. They like to feel like they can do better, considering, like she may not really like Chris, seeing how he is, so they'll run around a bit and they'll run and run and the next thing people know, they're losing weight and look a bit better, thanks to the idea that Chris or some guy was giving them attention, not forcing themselves on them and etc. Chris was in the best position to be humble and maybe play along with it. She may have not found anyone else but still would have been with Chris, when she was bored and she'll look a bit better.

I think that's love right there and how relationships sometimes really work. Not just hardcore sex as Chris or some other guys new to the dating scene, rushing out there, wanted!

That Chris has gotten interest from even one girl (Fiona) is due to Chris becoming known to hundreds of thousands of people.

If Chris were gay he'd get more interest. Men are horny and less picky -- maybe one out of every 1000 gay men would be willing to fuck Chris.
Oh, to justify why I 100% agree with this, because my previous post just slides away from this post. I'm not a homosexual but it doesn't take someone straight sitting on the sideline, not to notice that homosexual could take advantage of Chris, be on top of him and move on. I think they don't because of the wiki and Chris bragging how he's Internet famous. True men don't stereotype, not that anyone wants to say that but I'll put it out there. Up to Chris but saying it now, since that incident that's landed him in jail and his mountainous climb getting back into the dating scene.

With Fiona, I would think because she read about Chris and that wiki, so it very clear she's been reading it and going out there, saying how she wants him. Not really Chris's effort, in my opinion. I'm not sure if she's aware of that but yeah, maybe she thinks Chris used Hambeast as a milestone and Chris just wants to move on, maybe.

I think that Hambeast situation wasn't bought up in this thread yet, because of the line of interest of sweethearts he's been talking to on the internet and it's somewhat buried how he asked for her number and dated her and etc. I think that's why. Makes me wonder why no one pointed that out. I think Chris wasn't aware and just dumped the photos online and people just commented on it and moved on, just like all the other stuff, he's thrown in there, so it was nothing to do with us or anyone on the Internet. He must have thought those photos were trash because Hambeast wasn't attractive or he was upset or thought she was another troll or whatever, like all the other videos and content, he dumped and posts out there.
 
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I think my liking of Chris chan is more of a pity than admiration. Like I feel bad for people with mental illness and I just don't want to see people fall into ruin. Seeing Chris is like seeing a child before he gets run over. I just want to see him as the person he was than the person he is. And I guess I'm afraid that if Chris is destined for failure. Are all mental ill fated as such? It devastates me of the thought that one is only a coin flip away from hell.
 
Chris inspired me to try to turn my life around before it's too late. If I hadn't discovered Chris I would already be almost exactly like him.
 
His life story may very well serve as a cautionary tale of allowing autistic children to become maladjusted kidults, and what happens when society becomes too tolerant of sexual degeneracy like trooning out and being a sex pest then giving said pest a free pass cause "they can't help it they're autistic. "

The. Again that's assuming we ever ever get of clown world, and the courts don't go easy on Chris come this August.
 
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