Good things about Chris

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Say what you will about how crap it was, but Sonichu 0-10 were extremely entertaining even if it was for all the wrong reasons. I still go back to those comics whenever I need a good laugh.
Sonichu 10 is particularly great. They cure homosexuality using Chris' blood, defeat the trolls with the power of rock and roll, and excute the Asperpedia four after a putting them through a kangaroo court. Not to mention that Chris did it while trying to get all the gay ads off the CWCkipedia.
 
Chris is just about the only tranny know that I consider “real” and honest, ie not just doing HRT and crossdressing as a fetish. He just doesn’t have the intelligence to fake it, nor the patience to stick with something for years after it fails to produce immediate results. If anyone is legitimately trans, Chris is.
 
Chris is just about the only tranny know that I consider “real” and honest, ie not just doing HRT and crossdressing as a fetish. He just doesn’t have the intelligence to fake it, nor the patience to stick with something for years after it fails to produce immediate results. If anyone is legitimately trans, Chris is.
Chris is a retard that doesn't understand what being trans actually is. There's conflicting information about what troll specifically caused him to start the tomgirl phase, but its clear that it was not his idea, like virtually everything else that he has ever done (apart from drinking his own navy). He declared himself a tranny after it went mainstream and had been floating around online already for several years.

Coincidentally or not, Chris started his tomgirl phase in 2011, the same year that tranny and politically correct BS really started to appear online via Tumblr. I've always been amused at how Surfshack Tito, when breaking the news about Chris going tomgirl, was using language exactly like what you would expect from a Kiwi today:
Chris decided that being a man was too much work. It often involves stressful activities such as getting a job, excercising,
and supporting a family. The role of the man was too stressful for the life of Christian Weston Chandler.

He decided he would take the route that was easier for him. The path that he was so familiar with in Highschool. The manchild felt that he could identify being a lady seeing that he has had vast experience of hanging out with girls in the cafeteria. Chris decided that being in touch with the femine side would be the truth key in his quest.

But wait! Does that make him gay?

Not in Chris' lifetime it doesn't. Thanks to 3 months of dry spell and constant hours of TV have deluded him. Based on the archetype you would see on movies and video games, you would learn of the "Tomboy", The girl with boyish next to dykish features would allow her to be swarmed by the opposite sex with her short hair and her appreciation of the Dresdon Dolls.

"If a girl could do it, So can a boy", Chris thought. Thus he has coined the term "Tomgirl". A man in touch with his feminine side, and totally heterosexual.
 
Chris is a retard that doesn't understand what being trans actually is. There's conflicting information about what troll specifically caused him to start the tomgirl phase, but its clear that it was not his idea, like virtually everything else that he has ever done (apart from drinking his own navy). He declared himself a tranny after it went mainstream and had been floating around online already for several years.

Coincidentally or not, Chris started his tomgirl phase in 2011, the same year that tranny and politically correct BS really started to appear online via Tumblr. I've always been amused at how Surfshack Tito, when breaking the news about Chris going tomgirl, was using language exactly like what you would expect from a Kiwi today:
It's precisely because Chris is a retard that I consider him a valid trannie. I'm not saying it didn't start as some outlandish scheme to get a lesbian girlfriend, certainly there's no shortage of less stupid men coming up with the same plan, but the fact that he's continuing to put so much effort into it after all these years I consider proof that it is helping him. No, of course he's not "female on the inside", or whatever, he's a delusional man, but so is every tranny. When a man takes estrogen he loses his libido and his energy, as I understand it that's a very unpleasant experience, and you expect a crybaby like Chris to put himself through that for year after year when it evidently is getting him neither a girlfriend nor a feminine body?
It takes discipline to take an unpleasant medicine day after day. Either Chris learned discipline, or living (as much as Chris understands how) as a woman is actually helping him feel better about life.

Also it really ticks off trannies when I call them AGPs, and hold Chris up as a true tranny.
 
Chris would be the perfect opportunity in whatever group home he ends up in, for psychologists and psychiatrists to study him as a research specimen. He would be a goldmine's worth of data in terms of personality disorders, and might help us figure out how to prevent another Chris.
 
Chris would be the perfect opportunity in whatever group home he ends up in, for psychologists and psychiatrists to study him as a research specimen. He would be a goldmine's worth of data in terms of personality disorders, and might help us figure out how to prevent another Chris.
Some pretty young psychiatrist will do her doctoral dissertation on Chris and fall in love with him and they'll go on adventures together in costume like the Joker and Harley Quinn, pepper spraying video game store employees all over the country. She'll sew him the costume he designed for Everfree.
 

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He hasn't pro-created, at least not yet. We can hold out optimism that with him, his genetic line dies.
 
Chris is the mirror that reflects back on all troons.

See most troons think of themselves as pretty pretty princesses, then Chris comes along (who is 100% trans and I'll debate anyone on this), and he shows them how transgenderism is really seen by most of the general public and then they'll decry as Null would say: "trans people like them give me a bad name wah wah" but, he's still the mirror that forces trans people to take that hard look at themselves, the one they really don't want to look at. That is about all Chris is good for as far as I know.

Chris is why I think Freud was onto “something”.
Not automatically the conclusions which Freud arrived at, but something along the lines of not dealing with certain impulses and behaviors in childhood, combined with parental relationships during early development leads to complex traumas in adulthood.
 
He has entertained more people than may other entertainers could dream of, mostly unintentionally too.
 
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