Goreans - Pulp Fantasy Sex Cult for Unwashed Fatties

Yep. Have you seen the Boris Vallejo-produced cover art from the first book? Seriously, men fucking is straighter:

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Add to this the idea that the love between man and woman is just master/slave coupling for sexual release and the only TRUE AND HONEST love is the, erm, "brotherly," love between men (is that what they're calling it these days?) (Tarl Cabot's bromance with Samos of Port Kar is the stuff of legends) and... well, you get the idea.

And yes, a belt with a flappy bit down the middle and a pair of furry boots is standard attire for the warriors of Gor.

"Stoic Badass Warrior" or leather daddy?
 
I find it sort of disconcerting that a professor of philosophy spews such rubbish. You'd think someone who studied the classics would have more taste than to publish 26 fapfics. Prof. Lange (as he was actually called) probably took Nietzsche at face value and considered him "the greatest thinker evar" instead of realizing he was less of a philosopher and more of a poet/rhetorician combo.

Keep in mind that in times of crisis the cities on that Gor shithole planet elect a dictator called an "Uber", which doesn't refer to a taxi service but to Nietzsches concept of the Overman (Übermensch).

According to experience, electing a dictator in times of crisis is a shit idea.
 
I find it sort of disconcerting that a professor of philosophy spews such rubbish. You'd think someone who studied the classics would have more taste than to publish 26 fapfics. Prof. Lange (as he was actually called) probably took Nietzsche at face value and considered him "the greatest thinker evar" instead of realizing he was less of a philosopher and more of a poet/rhetorician combo.

Keep in mind that in times of crisis the cities on that Gor shithole planet elect a dictator called an "Uber", which doesn't refer to a taxi service but to Nietzsches concept of the Overman (Übermensch).

According to experience, electing a dictator in times of crisis is a shit idea.

Only 26? Last I heard he'd got over 30 of them and was still writing away merrily. Of course, most of it is probably long winded explanations as to the correct way for a slave girl to kneel in the position of the Pleasure Slave and suchlike. The man loves his info dumps.
 
Yep. Have you seen the Boris Vallejo-produced cover art from the first book? Seriously, men fucking is straighter:

01-tarnsman_of_gor.jpg


Add to this the idea that the love between man and woman is just master/slave coupling for sexual release and the only TRUE AND HONEST love is the, erm, "brotherly," love between men (is that what they're calling it these days?) (Tarl Cabot's bromance with Samos of Port Kar is the stuff of legends) and... well, you get the idea.

And yes, a belt with a flappy bit down the middle and a pair of furry boots is standard attire for the warriors of Gor.
A little aside thought: The bird painted on the palanquin is probably meant to be a fearsome eagle, but from the way it is shown rather resembles an unhappy sparrow. There's a reason heraldic eagles are customarily portrayed from the front with their wings spread.

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Good god, the Goreans seem less of a fandom and more of a cult. I knew fandoms can be very autistic but this seems to cross the line into being a cult. It is a way of life for some people, I really really hope they are keeping the children away from this.

http://www.goreanliving.com/house.php


http://www.goreanliving.com/bio_khaos.php

Khaos's page
http://www.metalden.com/gorean.html

She would not actually enjoy being a Gorean slave in real life since the whole point of being a slave is not having free will. Seems like a contradiction.
http://www.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/2011/04/gorean_former_slave_dicusses_a.php

At least this community has some lines drawn.

There is a profit to be made off these people. Gorean slave collars for sale.
http://www.ringofsteel.net/


I think this calls for another tour of that crazy land for research.


The only reason I got confused as a child was because the other kids at school didn't understand, and my therapist didn't either. In the end, my mom's therapist had a talk with my therapist and explained that consensual slavery was okay.

Nothing says normal healthy family like two generations of therapy.
 
A little aside thought: The bird painted on the palanquin is probably meant to be a fearsome eagle, but from the way it is shown rather resembles an unhappy sparrow. There's a reason heraldic eagles are customarily portrayed from the front with their wings spread.

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You tell me.

(Yes, I know that's a raven, but you get the idea)
 
Only 26? Last I heard he'd got over 30 of them and was still writing away merrily. Of course, most of it is probably long winded explanations as to the correct way for a slave girl to kneel in the position of the Pleasure Slave and suchlike. The man loves his info dumps.
I posted previously about my experiences with someone into Gor. If meet anyone who's into that, male or female, they're immediately moved into the "nope" pile.
 
viking-raven-banner.jpg

You tell me.

(Yes, I know that's a raven, but you get the idea)
Whatever it is, the avian on fatty's palanquin looks fail as hell.

But then, I'm criticizing cover artwork of books dominated by "warriors" who look like muscle beach rejects and "slaves" who resemble porn starlets, so maybe my tism got the better of me... :autism:
 
Whatever it is, the avian on fatty's palanquin looks fail as hell.

But then, I'm criticizing cover artwork of books dominated by "warriors" who look like muscle beach rejects and "slaves" who resemble porn starlets, so maybe my tism got the better of me... :autism:
This is especially amusing when you consider that every single person that seems to be into this shit we've encountered so far are fat and ugly.
 
After poking around, apparently Goreans really hate furries. There's a race in the book that's basically furries:

The Kurii, an anthropoid spacefaring race, wish to capture Gor and Earth to replace their own planet, which they destroyed in internecine warfare. Currently, the Kurii operate in large artificial planetoids outside the orbit of Jupiter: the Priest-Kings do not molest them as long as they stay outside that orbit. For sixteen thousand years the Priest-Kings have fought the Kurii, protecting Gor and Earth from them. The Kurii are large, furred carnivores, extremely vicious, with technology far in advance of Terran science, but yet no match for the Priest-Kings. Many of Earth’s legendary monsters, including Grendel, the Sasquatch, and the Yeti, were in fact shipwrecked Kurii who were trapped on Earth when their ships were destroyed by Priest-King patrols. Kurii are also found on Gor, shipwrecked in the same manner, and have formed isolated outposts in the far North. (They cannot stand a hot climate and are extremely sensitive to pollution, which is why they are not found in any number on Earth.) The Priest-Kings do not molest Kurii on the surface of Gor save to enforce the Weapons and Technology Laws on them just as on humans. Therefore, a Kur who does not break the laws is safe on Gor from Priest-Kings… but not from humans, who hate them and kill them whenever they can. This is a very justified attitude, as Kurii are extremely arrogant and look on all other animals, including man, as food, and not too bright food at that.
(http://forums-archive.secondlife.com/108/e4/121001/2.html)
 
Whatever it is, the avian on fatty's palanquin looks fail as hell.

But then, I'm criticizing cover artwork of books dominated by "warriors" who look like muscle beach rejects and "slaves" who resemble porn starlets, so maybe my tism got the better of me... :autism:
Paperback novel cover art is usually commissioned on the cheap with the artist having little to no familiarity with the source material, so I would not read too much into it.
 
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After poking around, apparently Goreans really hate furries. There's a race in the book that's basically furries:
The Kurii, an anthropoid spacefaring race, wish to capture Gor and Earth to replace their own planet, which they destroyed in internecine warfare. Currently, the Kurii operate in large artificial planetoids outside the orbit of Jupiter: the Priest-Kings do not molest them as long as they stay outside that orbit. For sixteen thousand years the Priest-Kings have fought the Kurii, protecting Gor and Earth from them. The Kurii are large, furred carnivores, extremely vicious, with technology far in advance of Terran science, but yet no match for the Priest-Kings. Many of Earth’s legendary monsters, including Grendel, the Sasquatch, and the Yeti, were in fact shipwrecked Kurii who were trapped on Earth when their ships were destroyed by Priest-King patrols. Kurii are also found on Gor, shipwrecked in the same manner, and have formed isolated outposts in the far North. (They cannot stand a hot climate and are extremely sensitive to pollution, which is why they are not found in any number on Earth.) The Priest-Kings do not molest Kurii on the surface of Gor save to enforce the Weapons and Technology Laws on them just as on humans. Therefore, a Kur who does not break the laws is safe on Gor from Priest-Kings… but not from humans, who hate them and kill them whenever they can. This is a very justified attitude, as Kurii are extremely arrogant and look on all other animals, including man, as food, and not too bright food at that.

(http://forums-archive.secondlife.com/108/e4/121001/2.html)

I bet they're closeted. Look at how often this insists that they do not molest the furries.

Seriously though, is there actual Furry-Gorean inter-community drama?
 
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I bet they're closeted. Look at how often this insists that they do not molest the furries.

Seriously though, is there actual Furry-Gorean inter-community drama?
From the thread I linked, Goreans in Second Life are quick to ban both furries and anyone referencing the "Houseplants of Gor" story.
 
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From the thread I linked, Goreans in Second Life are quick to ban both furries and anyone referencing the "Houseplants of Gor" story.

Hah, I should have read it. It'd be funny if they took some random piece of lore and turned it into hating on furries (I mean, I make fun of them all the time, but I don't need sub-lore in a fetish book to justify it!).

The furries should don their second life avatars and raid Gorean sections in the name of the Kurii.
 
This honestly disturbs me, the idea that a bunch of these old ass neckbeards holding secret meetings in basements, torturing and imprisoning women just for sex and nothing else. Then again its silly. Not sure what to feel honestly.
 
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This honestly disturbs me, the idea that a bunch of these old ass neckbeards holding secret meetings in basements, torturing and imprisoning women just for sex and nothing else. Then again its silly. Not sure what to feel honestly.

wait until you read about pizzagate tbh
 
wait until you read about pizzagate tbh

Personally its more silly than disturbing, due to the fact that a old ass shitty fantasy book kick-started a cult of sex crazed neckbeards. Its like if a group of people began to follow the ways and beliefs of fucking DnD. Then again its also disturbing that they would take it far far into it.

Also yea i know about pizzagate, pretty fucked up man.
 
I actually want to read one of the more recent Gorean novels, specifically, "Swordsmen of Gor."

It's meant to be set in a feudal Japan equivalent. The combination of neckbeard and weeaboo appeal could make it hilariously autistical.
 
I had a recent client who is into this stuff. She has an owner, gets punished, her life pretty well controlled. She also pays their rent...

She was flirting a bit (really bizarre considering my work at that job) and I told her I was interested in female supremacy, that I was a "man hater" and didn't like weak sisters... it shut her down. I was a bit rude but her conversation was incredibly inappropriate so I figured I'd risk it.

Before I shut it down she was trying to tell me about her "chains" and how she has permission to bring home other people to punish her, if her master is tired, then started talking about being "used for pleasure" by his friends. I felt a long story on the horizon and while I find horror movies fascinating she was just so repulsive to look at that I couldn't bear to hear any more of it. She was about fifty, cellulite lumps and wrinkles all over, scars on her wrists and neck. She had that puckered look older meth heads get, too, but she was flabby.

I've never met an attractive gorean. They usually bring this shit up in the worst, most inappropriate surroundings, too, and in the creepiest ways. I think they get off on making people feel disgusted.
 
My confession is that when I was younger, I found the first couple of Gor novels to be dark low fantasy planetary romance with some erotica side content.

In my defense, I was like 16 at the time, and I read all kinds of easily digested speculative fiction and the like..

And then I found out what the rest of the fanbase was like and I never dropped anything faster due to the toxicity of the fandom.

(Also, you think it's weird that they're never black?)
 
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