Grand Jury speculation thread

What will the next legal development be?

  • Grand Jury declares Chris fit for trial

    Votes: 458 30.3%

  • Grand Jury declares Chris a brokebrain and unfit for trial

    Votes: 203 13.4%

  • CONTINUANCE!

    Votes: 220 14.6%

  • Plea deal

    Votes: 122 8.1%

  • The US collapses, Chris escapes from jail and becomes a cult-leader

    Votes: 208 13.8%

  • The Merge occurs

    Votes: 301 19.9%
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White Girl said:
Jail is probably the best place for him. It'll be like his new high school without the Gal Pals (well maybe if you count the other troons).
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This is very true. Prison is at least obligated to keep him alive and in reasonably good health. Released into the wild to a desperate life on the streets? His prospects were much worse.
 
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Can @Pointless Sperg or another learned Kiwi please explain what this will likely mean in regards to timeline of Chris's incarceration, jury selection and other details of a what this Grand Jury entails and will likely mean for the future of Lardass and Barb? Would love to hear what someone knowledgeable about legal proceedings has to say.
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
Thinking ahead, Chris spending a few years in prison is better than a lifetime of homelessness. Who knows, they may make Chris do work: he could be making your next license plate.
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I was going to point this out.

Prison is the best place for him with no 14BC or Barb.

He would fuck up any assisted living and be dead in hours if he was expected to live totally alone.

To be fair, he will probably end up commiting more offenses, taking the fall willing, unwilling or unwitting for other lags, who realize he can be poked into rages or is too easily set up.

Then he will possibly end up inside for the rest of his natural.
At least he will not end up homeless and on crack.

Or, because he is mentally deranged, will he be placed in a prison for the developmentally different?

Regarding this raising to a grand jury, is it possible he thought that if he refused any plea deal, the judge would have no choice but to send him home?

He is stupid and delusional enough to think this, I believe.
 
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Deathfromabove said:
He's been a milked dry cow since Bob died
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The aftermath immediately after Bob’s death has some of the best content from Chris, including assaulting Michael Snyder, the blue arms saga, Sonichu Entertainment of America, the doopie saga, all the convention drama, the house fire, and the financhu crisis. I’d argue Chris became stale when the idea guys entered the picture because they were painfully unfunny and caused the dimensional Merge crap on top of making sonichu more insane artificially instead of from Chris’s own mind
 
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Yksi_Toveri said:
Not jail, but actual hard prison time. Depending on what the grand jury indicts him on and what he gets convicted of (by plea or trial) he could be facing years in a pound-me-in-the-ass prison, although, due to his "special" nature, he'll likely be in a protective custody unit for his protection.
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Even still, PC in an actual big boy prison won't be as cushy as his time at Central. He'll be housed in a wing with a bunch of other, loud, crazy people, who, with one look of Chris, will find their new play thing. Chris complained about jail being "noisy", and had to wear ear plugs, but it's going to be a whole lot worse for him in an actual prison. He won't have access to a rec yard, but probably a tiny little cage where he can pace around with sex offenders, snitches and anyone else that's in PC.
 
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Radical Goodspeed said:
It still wastes a bit of money and time, but it could scare Chris. Scaring him straight is the best case.
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Doubtful. Best case scenario if he’s let out is he just retreats to his house until barb dies. Worst case scenario if he’s let out is he’ll be homeless and gets killed on the streets. Either way, he’s not getting help. He’s too far in his delusions to actually seek help. Even if he’s in prison for life, he’s going to be like this for life. And even if he starts to change the second barb dies, he’ll go off the deep end.
 
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Swirling weeb said:
Now the people of Virginia get to decide what to do with him somehow fitting that the people that he perceives as part of “cwcville” will be the ones to send him to the mental facility that he seriously needs
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McWeaeselton said:
They should be good but we might have to wait a while. I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up taking another extended vacation to the funny farm after this.
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Chris already had a few weeks in a rubber room. I am certain that the purpose of that friendly visit was to determine if he was fit to stand trial. And the fact that he is being brought up on felony charges should tell us that it's highly unlikely if an insanity defense is in the cards any more.

Chris may get meds to manage his depression, but from here on out he's a felony defendant just like every other felony defendant in prison. He can throw a fit and stamp his feet and be uncooperative, but no one is going to cut him slack for being crazy any more. Heilberg rolled the dice hoping the evaluation would determine that and clearly lost.

I'm pretty sure the prosecution offered a plea deal, negotiated over a period of weeks with Heilberg. I can't imagine a plea deal for Chris not including points like pleading guilty to incest, probation, staying away from Barb and not returning to 14 BC. Chris is just dumb enough to see any of those things as dealbreakers. There's going to be no other offer until the Grand Jury rubber stamps him for felony rape charges. And the next plea deal won't be letting him out on probation if he promises to be a good boy. It will consist of hard time.

In Virginia, conviction for rape is 5 years to life. Eventually, he is going to realize what he is facing and will want to accept a plea deal. Being Chris, he will think he can retroactively accept a deal he's been offered in the past. He is going to find out that the deals get progressively worse for him and he can't go backwards.
 
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anti SJW said:
So is Chris staying in jail while they decide if there is enough evidence for a trial? Would they move for a trial if they didn't think they had the evidence? Or is the reason they ate taking this step is because Chris kept sperging out/ didn't want to agree to a please?
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Talking about evidence, I wonder whether Chris' nonsensical letters where he inadvertently admitted to raping his own mother will be used as such?
 
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I raped a dog 2day said:
Chris’s best chance is an insanity defense. Everyone knows he’s not exactly sane and judging from his prison letters, he hasn’t improved. Isn’t there a ruling that says you aren’t mentally competent to assist in your own defense? That’s Chris.
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Big difference between insanely stupid and criminally insane. Which normally means you were unable to determine if your actions were right or wrong.

Chris has shown lucidity with his phone call to Bella, his knowingly secretiveness with Null in his texts, and how he even defends his actions and shows no remorse in the jail letters.
 
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