Grand Jury speculation thread

[MegaFaggot]

Not certain yet. Any felony case has to go before the grand jury, and there's always a chance the grand jury could say there's insufficient evidence for a case but in general they act as a rubber stamp since prosecutors generally know when a case is weak enough to not get past the grand jury.

After the grand jury Chris could still get a plea deal.

What happens if the grand jury says there's insufficient evidence for a case? Would he be freed?

 

[No_one]

"it's been certified for a grand jury" Should be the new quote of the now.

More like "grand JUUUUURAY!"

 

[Thorgrim Grudgebearer]

If it does go to a proper criminal trial, yes, there is a distinct possibility that she could be compelled to testify, or at least provide a deposition.

But seeing as she can't even appear for an arraignment on a speeding ticket, who fucking knows.

Wouldn't that need the court to have a look at the discord DMs, then link bella's account to her on discord and all this


She'll plead the 5th

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

If Chris actually gets like a real trial with all the bows and ribbons and shit I think it's safe to say that's Chris's PD is actually the Attorney General of Molvania sent on behalf of Clyde Cash.

 

[McWeaeselton]

Imagine how Chris letters from here on in are going to be like.

They should be good but we might have to wait a while. I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up taking another extended vacation to the funny farm after this.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

The trial of Chris Chan; this should be entertaining.

I wonder if the attorneys will go to the farms for evidence? God knows there’s plenty of records of Chris here. Same could be said for the cwc wiki.

Chris’s best chance is an insanity defense. Everyone knows he’s not exactly sane and judging from his prison letters, he hasn’t improved. Isn’t there a ruling that says you aren’t mentally competent to assist in your own defense? That’s Chris.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

The confusion ITT makes it seem like the first plane just hit the WTC. Does anyone have any concrete, verifiable info, or are we still basing all speculation on the words of Buffalo Cube man + some Redditor?

 

[anti SJW]

How soon will we find out if anymore charges got dropped on Chris?

This is going to be a tough jury to seat. Where the hell are they going to find 12 goddess' and 6 alternative goddess'? I thought Chris was the one and true and honest goddess? How are they going to find Chris' peers?

 

[Ass Johnson]

Wouldn't that need the court to have a look at the discord DMs, then link bella's account to her on discord and all this


She'll plead the 5th

Or listen to the call, or look at any evidence that Chris mentioned Bella. If it ever gets to a trial, the prosecution is going to make damn sure they can bring people in. And seeing as Bella is not the one facing charges, she'll probably just confirm what he said on the call.

 

[Nicest Person on a Honda]

What happens if the grand jury says there's insufficient evidence for a case? Would he be freed?

Yes, but this is extremely unlikely. Grand juries only hear one side of the story, the prosecutor's side. You cannot cross examine witnesses or things like that. A prosecutor could get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Not certain yet. Any felony case has to go before the grand jury, and there's always a chance the grand jury could say there's insufficient evidence for a case but in general they act as a rubber stamp since prosecutors generally know when a case is weak enough to not get past the grand jury.

After the grand jury Chris could still get a plea deal.

Okay, so I can see them still letting him off with a slap on the wrist by making it seem like they're going to trial and then offering the plea one more time, at which point a shit-spackled Chris accepts.

It still wastes a bit of money and time, but it could scare Chris. Scaring him straight is the best case.

Its just too good for this to be tje Seinfeld ending.

 

[Thorgrim Grudgebearer]

The confusion ITT makes it seem like the first plane just hit the WTC. Does anyone have any concrete, verifiable info, or are we still basing all speculation on the words of Buffalo Cube man + some Redditor?

Couple recordings of phone calls + "reliable" accounts confirming it on twitter
I think it's verified by now

 

[eDove]

I'm impressed. This is the best outcome we could've had. The Justice System isn't a complete joke after all.

Chris has been such a nuisance to the law. The Judge might give him a lenient sentence ultimately, but at this point I doubt it.

 

[ZapThePickle]

Ok but......a jury of probably white, redneck Southern people faced with a scary troon that says he is a God????? AND HE FUCKED HIS MOTHER?!?!


Chris will have the fastest deliberation ever they're not even going to leave the bench they're all just going to start unanimously screaming guilty



Home boy really screwed the pooch on this one

 

[MegaFaggot]

Okay, so I can see them still letting him off with a slap on the wrist by making it seem like they're going to trial and then offering the plea one more time, at which point a shit-spackled Chris accepts.

It still wastes a bit of money and time, but it could scare Chris. Scaring him straight is the best case.

Its just too good for this to be tje Seinfeld ending.

You're forgetting he's jesus, he probably thinks this is all destined because jesus got fucked over too or some bullshit. Chris will never be scared straight, he will always twist it in his mind so that he looks like a powerfull jesus queen.

 

[Male Idiot]

If they wanted to be lenient, I doubt it would be grand jury.

Now will it be a jail Chris ends up in or a Mental Health facility, or what the fancy nigger friendly word is for an asylum.

And no death penalty is very unlikely for a single case of rape.

 

[MegaFaggot]

Ok but......a jury of probably white, redneck Southern people faced with a scary troon that says he is a God????? AND HE FUCKED HIS MOTHER?!?!


Chris will have the fastest deliberation ever they're not even going to leave the bench they're all just going to start unanimously screaming guilty



Home boy really screwed the pooch on this one

No, he soulbonded with her to heal her mind.

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

This redditor claims that he called and got "he's going to circuit court" as an answer.

It's funny because in Virginia circuit courts can issue death sentences
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Outdated. Virginia abolished the death penalty a year ago. Also Circuit Court is just our normal venue for criminal cases like this one. It's the second lowest tier, right above General District which handles shit like traffic tickets and small claims.

Also I think a lot of people here are reading "Grand Jury" and going "oh man that sounds way scarier than a regular jury" but literally all a GJ decides is whether to indict, i.e. to bring charges and proceed with trial.

 

[Sneedmiser]

The confusion ITT makes it seem like the first plane just hit the WTC. Does anyone have any concrete, verifiable info, or are we still basing all speculation on the words of Buffalo Cube man + some Redditor?

I called the court, the said it's going to the grand JULAAY

 

[Ratzinger]

Honestly this is the best series finale you could write. Chris getting released would quickly become as boring and as repetitive as any other chapter after a few months. At least we’ll get a big crescendo with lasting consequences.

"Don't be sad it's over, be glad it happened."
- Adolf Hitler