Grand Jury speculation thread

What will the next legal development be?

  • Grand Jury declares Chris fit for trial

    Votes: 458 30.3%
  • Grand Jury declares Chris a brokebrain and unfit for trial

    Votes: 203 13.4%
  • CONTINUANCE!

    Votes: 220 14.6%
  • Plea deal

    Votes: 122 8.1%
  • The US collapses, Chris escapes from jail and becomes a cult-leader

    Votes: 208 13.8%
  • The Merge occurs

    Votes: 301 19.9%

  • Total voters
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Was there any reason to suspect he fucked his mom at this time last year? I don't think there is anything too absurd to speculate at this point.
Yeah.

He has for a long time had an unhealthy interest in his mother.

If there was any nonce tendencies in him surely he would have tried the love quest out on kids at the Pokémon games and brony conventions before now.
 
There is no question that he is fucked up, but is there any reason to suspect CP?

He has always expressed strong interest in adult women.

CP at this point seems unlikely. It's extremely easy to prove (just possession) and I'm sure search warrants have likely been issued long ago for his phone and computer. They would surely have tacked that charge on already if it was found. (Unlike the more complicated potential rape charge which requires Barbs testimony regarding consent and cooperation to a certain extent).

And for digital CP, which is what Chris would likely have, the feds usually get involved due to it being interstate in nature, which hasn't happened here, and there haven't been any federal charges filed.
 
The safest thing is that this case will take until December, if this "wey" lived in Mexico, he would have already disappeared in prison!
 
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Yeah.

He has for a long time had an unhealthy interest in his mother.

If there was any nonce tendencies in him surely he would have tried the love quest out on kids at the Pokémon games and brony conventions before now.
I think whether Chris is a nonce or not really doesn't matter, what matters it the company he keeps and what images and information he exchanges with them. Would it be out of the realm of possibility that Kengle, the Idea Guys, trolls or that crazy bitch from Texas sent him CP, and he just stress sighed and left it on his email/computer? I think that's a extremely probable event. I have not a single ounce of doubt the police have gone through his computer and phone with a fine tooth comb.
 
CP at this point seems unlikely. It's extremely easy to prove (just possession) and I'm sure search warrants have likely been issued long ago for his phone and computer. They would surely have tacked that charge on already if it was found. (Unlike the more complicated potential rape charge which requires Barbs testimony regarding consent and cooperation to a certain extent).

And for digital CP, which is what Chris would likely have, the feds usually get involved due to it being interstate in nature, which hasn't happened here, and there haven't been any federal charges filed.
Again, it takes federal agents up to a year to actually file charges on crimes of this nature. The fact that Chris still has not had a solid court date and 3 continuances in 6 months makes me believe he is absolutely in deep shit for god knows what.
 
If there was any nonce tendencies in him surely he would have tried the love quest out on kids at the Pokémon games and brony conventions before now.
This. I don't think Chris has any potential to fuck around with kids, but I do think he wouldn't have any problems with someone who is underage, but still a teenager, like we saw with the Teen Troon Squad.

Would Chris fuck a kid? Most likely not. Would Chris fuck someone who was under 18 if he could? Probably.
 
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Again, it takes federal agents up to a year to actually file charges on crimes of this nature. The fact that Chris still has not had a solid court date and 3 continuances in 6 months makes me believe he is absolutely in deep shit for god knows what.
It’s like Chris is being “disappeared” by a central American banana republic junta.
 
This. I don't think Chris has any potential to fuck around with kids, but I do think he wouldn't have any problems with someone who is underage, but still a teenager, like we saw with the Teen Troon Squad.

Would Chris fuck a kid? Most likely not. Would Chris someone who was under 18 if he could? Probably.
If Chris can justify raping his mom, Chris can justify wanting to diddle a kid. Chris has a long history of doing awful things and talking circles around why it was actually a good thing.
 
For once, can the American Law system work in the way I’ve seen in old fiction like 12 Angry Men and St Elsewhere?

Peter White didn’t get all these continuances when he raped.

Part of the reason that most Americans (and most people in the world) have such a poor understanding of the American legal system is the result of popular media getting it very, very wrong. Even legal procedural shows get shit wrong usually.

My opinion, there have been too many continuances for a crime of this nature to not lead into something even worse. So here is my wild, baseless, and sensationalized speculation:
>Barb was sent back home, meaning she was deemed competent enough to return to her domicile
>detectives more than likely interviewed barb
>detective probably asked her about finances
>they probably found enough probable cause for elder financial abuse charges:
(a) “Financial abuse” of an elder or dependent adult occurs when a person or entity does any of the following: (1) Takes, secretes, appropriates, obtains, or retains real or personal property of an elder or dependent adult for a wrongful use or with intent to defraud, or both.
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Chris probably used Barbs SSI money for toys and bullshit without her consent
>probably had enough cause to get a warrant on all of Chris's electronic devices
>probably found some very fucked up things on his phone/computer/vidya
Every case is different, but typically child pornography investigations take 6-12 months. First, government agents discover that a computer at a certain IP address contains child pornography. Second, the agents will subpoena information from internet service providers to learn the physical address of the IP address as well as the name of the subscriber of the internet service. Next, the agents will get and execute a search warrant at the address corresponding to the IP address. While executing the search warrant, the agents will also seize the computers at the location. The agents then have their experts examine the computer to look for evidence of child pornography. Once the examination is complete ,and assuming the computer contains child pornography, the agents will file charges, get an arrest warrant and arrest the target of their investigation. This whole process usually takes between 6-12 months(-t. George David Murphy, esq)
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They finally determined that the images in Chris's possession were CP, and finally cut him off from contacting anyone
>they are doing continuances on the mom fucking because they have yet to charge him with being a pedo and defrauding his mom
>but they can still hold him until they indict him
>they are probably investigating people deeply involved with Chris
>Chris is most likely flipping on people
>You are a retard if you chose to caress the feces, and exponentially more of a retard of you did it post-mom fucking arrest

That's a pretty big level of fanfic. While Chris may have been wasting money left and right, he also brought more money into the household than Barb did much of the time, thanks to donations/commissions/etc. Elder financial abuse would be a bit of a stretch.

I think whether Chris is a nonce or not really doesn't matter, what matters it the company he keeps and what images and information he exchanges with them. Would it be out of the realm of possibility that Kengle, the Idea Guys, trolls or that crazy bitch from Texas sent him CP, and he just stress sighed and left it on his email/computer? I think that's a extremely probable event. I have not a single ounce of doubt the police have gone through his computer and phone with a fine tooth comb.

Getting Chris framed for CP would be a Bella-type gayop, but there's no evidence she ever tried it, or ever mentioned it. Also Chris is absolutely garbage at keeping secrets, and we'd have some inkling that he was looking at CP just because it would probably make some sort of impact on what he was thinking about, and Chris *always* spills the beans, at least vaguely, about what he's thinking about.

I do not think this is the case, and if Chris had been fed CP by Bella I think Bella would be freaking out a lot harder now (we already know she spread links to CP onion sites but we have no proof she spread actual CP, and there's no evidence Chris has ever used TOR. Bella doesn't seem too worried either as if she ever downloaded anything she's probably long secure wiped everything). Basically if Bella had directly fed CP to Chris there'd be receipts that would go back to her and I don't think she would be stupid enough to do something like that.

This. I don't think Chris has any potential to fuck around with kids, but I do think he wouldn't have any problems with someone who is underage, but still a teenager, like we saw with the Teen Troon Squad.

Would Chris fuck a kid? Most likely not. Would Chris someone who was under 18 if he could? Probably.

Yeah. Chris has never shown sexual interest in actual children. The only thing I could see Chris getting in trouble for ever is maybe something with a 17-year-old, and a) I don't see any 17-year-olds willing to bang Chris, b) I don't see him interacting with any 17-year-olds that would be unable to cow Chris and put him in his place if he tried. c) If some 17-year-old wanted to bang Chris really badly they could probably just meet up at a ponyfucker con in Maryland or all of the other states surrounding Virginia where it would be legal. d) Even if it happened, it's a lesser crime in Virginia than fucking your mom.
 
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That's a pretty big level of fanfic. While Chris may have been wasting money left and right, he also brought more money into the household than Barb did much of the time, thanks to donations/commissions/etc. Elder financial abuse would be a bit of a stretch
Null literally caught Chris getting into his mothers bank account and taking money. That is one charge right there. Do you really think the investigators are just saying "well he brought in money from internet sonichu commissions so it's really seems like a fair deal to us"
what level of delusion is this
 
Null literally caught Chris getting into his mothers bank account and taking money. That is one charge right there. Do you really think the investigators are just saying "well he brought in money from internet sonichu commissions so it's really seems like a fair deal to us"
what level of delusion is this

If Barb had granted him access for shared household purposes, then at worst it would be a violation of the EPO. While I think, on the whole, Chris probably spent more on Lego than he brought in, I don't think it reaches the level required to prove that the relationship was entirely extractive, which is what would be required.

Basically they would have to prove that Barb either didn't know about it, or was mentally incapacitated (meaning she was completely incapable of understanding how her finances worked). Barb may have been slow and demented but she was still capable of reading a bank statement.

Barb putting up with Chris' bullshit was still her choice.
 
Damn an innocent man kept in jail until his life is totally ruined, this is what BLM is all about ✊

In all seriousness it’s kind of incredible that Chris can be kept in jail indefinitely on the tax payers’ dime without an actual conviction. I’d protest it if I were a shithole Virginia resident but luckily I live in shithole New York :)
Well, he did violate the terms of his staying out of jail agreement by reaching into her bank account to pilfer some cash. So he brought that part entirely on himself instead of just waiting a couple of days.
You should see how long some people have been held at Rikers before they went to trial
I can't imagine being in Rikers Island myself, let alone having someone like Chris in there. That place is a zoo to say the very least.
Try not to take it so hard! I feel your pain . . . we all do . . . but our delicious consolation is knowing that this utterly worthless shitstain will remain in the hoosegow for awhile longer. I just hope the white knights and enablers won't continue sending money to his commissary account.

By the way: Someone asked yesterday, in another thread, if Chris receives his SSI payments while he's in jail, or whether possibly he receives the back payments when he gets out. The answer to both questions is no. When he gets out, he'll have to re-apply for benefits, all over again.
If he's been convicted of a felony can he get them back? I know things below not so much but still.

Null literally caught Chris getting into his mothers bank account and taking money. That is one charge right there. Do you really think the investigators are just saying "well he brought in money from internet sonichu commissions so it's really seems like a fair deal to us"
what level of delusion is this
The crazy thing is he probably wouldn't be in jail right now if he didn't do this.
 
If Chris can justify raping his mom, Chris can justify wanting to diddle a kid. Chris has a long history of doing awful things and talking circles around why it was actually a good thing.

I don't think Chris is into that... However he is a tranny, so there is a potential chance he got CP on his phone or computer.

I really really don't want to know he is now into CP.
 
Mother being dead didn't stop Eddie Gein.

Chris can just say he's Jesus and he's attempting to raise the dead.
If Chris knew who Ed Gein was he'd probably deny any resemblance or pull a Ted Bundy and proclaim him a Sonichu.
Barb putting up with Chris' bullshit was still her choice.
As for why she put up with it is anyone's guess. If I were her I wouldn't have put up with that shit even if it's from my own son.
 
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