Grand Jury speculation thread

[BlueArmedDevil]

this. i don’t want to see christory end, but she had it coming

I’ll curse-ye-ha-me-ha the judge if he’s charged w misdemeanor incest

Pick a pronoun new fag

 

[Holiday Special]

Imagine if Harriet and Tom get Barbara to cooperate.

I'm just sad we can't see the look on Chris' face when he is told that he can never enter 14BC again.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

This is still just the preliminary hearing, isn't it?

Jokes about the justice system being slow aren't so exaggerated.

 

[easy]

it still is so surreal to me that he raped his mother. on some level i just can't believe it really happened. what the fuck man. i can't believe gunt was the one to film his arrest. how is any of this real? if you'd told me any of this exactly a year ago, i'd tell you to see a shrink.
fucking strange days, man.

 

[A Grey Cat]

UPDATE: The clerk is a a true and honest sweetheart! She told me to call later today once they have updated Chris's File, and she will fill me in on all the deets.
ETA: 4 hours

Going into work now, looking forward to catching up to the dozen or so pages this thread will have by the time I punch out

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

This is still just the preliminary hearing, isn't it?

Yes. The hearing that Chris had where he was spouting stuff was just a bond hearing. This should be the real deal.

 

[Strangolapreti]

Damn the tension is almost palpable in this chat

 

[Yaks]

I'm just happy to share this day with all of you. <3

 

[ToroidalBoat]

fucking strange days, man.

The Berenstain Timeline really is disturbing.

 

[Hexbox]

UPDATE: The clerk is a a true and honest sweetheart! She told me to call later today once they have updated Chris's File, and she will fill me in on all the deets.
ETA: 4 hours

That clerk is one good egg!

 

[Optimus Prime]

I'm feeling another continuance

You say there is a ...continuance...in the force?

...I'll show myself out...

 

[Ruin]

Where does Chris go exactly if he's found not guilty? Barb is in a home and the homestead will likely be seized or sold to pay for her care. Chris has been outed as an elder rapist by every news channel both foreign and domestic so I doubt any of his past enablers will help him. Prison might honestly be his best option. The outside world really has nothing to offer him other than a brief period of homelessness followed by death.

 

[Muu]

Curse that dang dirty lawyer for not letting us see the biggest moment in Christory

 

[Hexbox]

So normally when you get out of the pokey you get a little cash and a bus ticket, right? If he gets out, what will Chris' first move be, I wonder? Legos? Sheetz? Stable housing Healing crystals?

 

[Meat Target]

Where does Chris go exactly if he's found not guilty? Barb is in a home and the homestead will likely be seized or sold to pay for her care. Chris has been outed as a rapist by every news channel both foreign and domestic so I doubt any of his past enablers will help him. Prison might honestly be his best option. The outside world really has nothing to offer him other than a brief period of homelessness followed by death.

You mean legally or practically?

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Jokes about the justice system being slow aren't so exaggerated.

Faster than Chris at any rate.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Where does Chris go exactly if he's found not guilty? Barb is in a home and the homestead will likely be seized or sold to pay for her care. Chris has been outed as a rapist by every news channel both foreign and domestic so I doubt any of his past enablers will help him. Prison might honestly be his best option. The outside world really has nothing to offer him other than a brief period of homelessness followed by death.

He'll be thrown out on the street, probably. There are options available to help him at least get a roof over his head but that would require him to be good with money, which without somebody other than him controlling his funds we know is beyond his capability.

So normally when you get out of the pokey you get a little cash and a bus ticket, right? If he gets out, what will Chris' first move be, I wonder? Legos? Sheetz? Stable housing Healing crystals?

14BC. It doesn't matter what he's told, he's going back to the 'Sonichu Temple' so long as there's nobody actually there to physically stop him.

 

[Hexbox]

Faster than Chris at any rate.

I'M WORKIN' ON IT!!!!!

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Imagine if Harriet and Tom get Barbara to cooperate.

I'm just sad we can't see the look on Chris' face when he is told that he can never enter 14BC again.

Like the law ever stopped Chris from going back to places he was banned from. How many times did the jerkops and manajerks have to deal with Chris coming back to a store where he was told to get out and never come back? He'll find a way to return to the Sonichu Temple to reclaim his toys and soul heal Barb one way or another.

 

[️ronic]

14BC. It doesn't matter what he's told, he's going back to the 'Sonichu Temple' so long as there's nobody actually there to physically stop him.

So back to prison then?