Grand Jury speculation thread

What will the next legal development be?

  • Grand Jury declares Chris fit for trial

    Votes: 458 30.3%
  • Grand Jury declares Chris a brokebrain and unfit for trial

    Votes: 203 13.4%
  • CONTINUANCE!

    Votes: 220 14.6%
  • Plea deal

    Votes: 122 8.1%
  • The US collapses, Chris escapes from jail and becomes a cult-leader

    Votes: 208 13.8%
  • The Merge occurs

    Votes: 301 19.9%

  • Total voters
    1,512
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If Chris' lawyer is trying to get him the most lenient sentence,

Chris is already getting the most lenient sentence. Greene County has seen fit to wobble down felony incest to a misdemeanor charge.

If there is some tiny shred of decency left in Chris,

Was there ever?

It’s so he can serve his time in jail instead of prison. It could be that simple. This is normal.

The court would still have to find somewhere to put him after. I doubt they're putting that off until they release him. They're looking for somewhere right now.
 
i think he’ll get the same thing tht happened to Zazef, he’ll get probation and lifetime sex offender registry

Nothing he is charged with will put him on the lifetime (tier 3) registry. It won't even put him on the registry at all unless there's enhancements.

Take a look at the Mercedes Carrera thread for the answer to your first question; though I’m not sure why Chris’ legal team would be so keen to waive a speedy trial.

Most people facing a charge with a sentence longer than a month or two waive their right to a speedy trial, in order to arrange for a better defense/plea deal. On the other hand, most people also bail out.

Any news when the next date is yet? Feels like they're going to continue untill barb's dead.

Someone needs to call the J&DR court clerk and ask.

I know there's a lot of speculation about why he keeps getting continuances. I know it's common for some lawyers to do that for a slew of reasons, but I find it hard to believe it would: 1. take 5-6 months to get a mental health evaluation or 2. a judge would accept that they couldn't get it done in that time period. It must be something else. What? I don't know. Honestly for what Chris is being charged with I am beyond surprised they are even bothering with this, it just feels like a waste of everyone's time and money. The only benefit to any of it is for us to gawk at it and since none of it is public, we can't even do that.

6 months is a totally normal time for a court case to be dealt with, though usually because the person is not actually in jail because they bailed out. Cases I've assisted with normally lasted 3-6 months. In Chris' case he's racking up time-served, so it gives an incentive to drag it out as long as they need to reach an agreement that he's paid enough time.

I have to wonder if it's due Bella. I know that in the past, people have been convicted for influencing another's actions. Michelle Carter is one of the most notable examples I can think of as she was convicted of involuntary manslaughter for talking her boyfriend into killing himself. If Chris' lawyer is trying to get him the most lenient sentence, insanity will not work as Chris is 1, aware of what he did, and 2, aware that it was wrong. In that case, I believe the only other way to try to get out of the harshest sentence is to attempt to prove that Chris was influenced and in doing so, you would have to prove the guilt of the person who influenced him.

This has nothing to do with Bella. It would be almost impossible to prosecute Bella for this. There simply isn't any evidence for it. At worst she could be prosecuted with soliciation in Virginia, or failure to report in Texas. Nobody is going to bother pressing charges on her for this if the end result was just hillbilly incest.

So these faggot progressive district attorneys seem bent on "respecting" the pronouns of convicts these days, do we know if the district attorney presenting the case here is a faggot progressive, or is CWC going to "slam-you-in-the-ass" men's prison? I'm sure someone somewhere addressed this either in this thread or another of the fifty million out there, I just can't pore through days of comments to answer this single question.

Greene County is a very red county. Trump won there handily. Consolvo ran on a law and order platform, and specifically protecting second amendment rights. He is not a SJW.

Also he is not a "district attorney" in Virginia. He is a "Commonwealth's Attorney". Splitting hairs I know, but I wish people would look up the term.

Is it possible, if he’s not taken to a mental home, or some care facility, taht would be a waste of time and the government sadly wants as little to dos with people like Chris as possible, that instead they get him an actual professional carer to check up on him and make sure he doesn’t screw anyone else or drown in his soup accidentally. A real professional disability carer, usually reserved for people with downs and severe autism, Chris has neither but heard clearly as low functioning, as everyone agrees can’t be trusted to be around vulnerable people anymore or have the sense to not get into massive trouble daily.

Would it work? Or would it be as expensive as giving him Section 8 housing or care in a home? Would it just be more unnecessary effort?

There are two hurdles with section 8 housing choice vouchers (not really called section 8 directly anymore, but people still call them that for convenience). The first hurdle is getting approved for the HCV. The second is finding a place to take the HCV. Many housing authorities actually reverse this order, and wait until there is a placement before approving the HCV. In Chris' case, he COULD use a HCV to pay 14BC's mortgage each month -- the HCV doesn't force you to rent, you can also use it to make mortgage payments.

It's possible, since Chris already has available housing at 14BC, that they could fasttrack HSV approval for him to ensure he has a place to stay. This would only happen, however, if Barb is moved somewhere else.

Plus one of the Sonichu issues has a sex scene involving an underage OC.

There's a difference between being underage and being a child. The best way to describe it would be if they had a fake ID and could get laid if they went to a club, or if people were like fuck this is a kid.

Chris has never shown any interest in actual kids.

These continuances are getting annoying. Chris should've been charged and sentenced for his actions unless they're looking for more evidence or the physical examination on Barb showed more. I think if they also suspect elder abuse they're looking into the health records. I'm not sure if Barb has had annual check-ups or if she's seen a doctor prior to this event.
Since Chris did take Barb's money without her permission when he was kicked out of his house then that could be a factor because that counts as Elder Financial abuse and tack that onto Elder Abuse then Chris might be getting an even longer sentence.
We'll never know because his lawyer is keeping everything under wraps from the public.

This case is not taking exceedingly long by any normal measure. Stuff like this takes time. Usually the person bails out first, but in Chris' case he was better off staying in jail. Nothing about Chris' case is unusual except what he's charged with, and his unique living situation.
 
No cake, no nothing, really. Theres no personal holidays in prison. He'll just eat his shitty prison cafeteria food and sigh. Maybe one of the COs offhandedly wishes him a happy birthday if they tolerate him enough but I doubt it.

Prison isn't really designed to empathize with the inmates.
Pretty much what I thought. Still, it would be funny if he went into a rage because nobody got him cake or gifts.
 
It really is mind-blowing that this nigger has been in jail this whole time with no resolution yet
agreed ! i mean chris has a long list of violence, harassment, stalking , and so forth, plus he has been caught on camera as well as ADMITTING and BRAGGING about the shit hes done, including this mess with barb, its an open and shut case, this fool is guilty, lock him up .
 
Occam’s razor, everyone. The entertaining movie version is rarely reality. The simplest solution is usually correct.

Nothing would be more entertaining than for Chris to have been arrested by a SWAT team busting into the hotel, fade to black 1 year later for Chris' appeal to the highest court in the land where we finally get Christine Chandler vs The United States of America and subpoenas are put out for all the major trolls from Megan, to Clyde Cash to Liquid Chris to Michael Snyder to Alec Benson Leary where they all look and act totally in character like we fondly (minus the Idea Guys) remember them.

- Having Shecameforcwc.jpeg admitted as evidence
- Arguing with Liquid Chris over who is indeed the real Chris-Chan
- Debating with Clyde Cash about his true sexual orientation
- Michael Snyder showing where Chris hit him with Son-Chu and Chris trying to justify it
- Alec Benson Leary having a back and forth with Chris as to whether cartoon characters actually exist.

and an old fat Black judge sitting there the entire time saying, "I'll allow it". with the Pickleman as the Baliff.

However, what's actually going to happen is Chris is going to get time served in County Lock up until he goes to State Jail where he will be doing more of the same for 2 years blessing water caps and writing Epistles no one wants.
 
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Bella is completely irrelevant.
Nah, the court is gonna do a 180 Shyamalan twist at the last second and reveal the trial was actually for Bella this whole time and she has to go to prison while Chris gets to go back to Barb's house.

Good thing too because she was probably using her dad's CIA connections and the Illuminati to try and subvert the judge, but justice will prevail.
 
All these whiny bitches griping over continuances and how long this is taking. Where were you the last few times Chris has to go to court when he tried to run over Schneider or pepper sprayed that GameStop employee? Not to mention that he's still got charges pending. If any of those end up being felonies then they could potentially keep requesting continuances for a couple years or more, depending on the charges and sentencing for those charges.

And Chris is stupid and gullible. He might get in dutch for being inappropriate with some jailbait if she didn't tell him her age, but I highly doubt he's a full-goose pedo. However, if he were ever in a situation like he was with Barb where it was just him and a little girl shut in alone together for very long periods of time and if he found a way in his mind to justify taking advantage of the girl? Maybe I could see that happening. Thankfully either scenario is highly unlikely to come true. The jailbait would reject him for being a creepy middle-aged perv, and no one in their right minds would allow Chris to be left alone with a little girl (or any child) for any length of time.
 
Chris legit can't be left to his own devices at any given time outside of a secure facility - the real problem is his unpredictability. After all, the macing incident came out of nowhere and he's done other dumb shit like the glitter bomb to The End Games. Its never a question of if Chris is going to do something monumentally stupid that may hurt others, it's when.
Exactly, it’s why a carer or are a really strict one is exactly what he would need, some actual discipline to boot him up his arse would keep him out of trouble. I wonder whether Bob ever considered military school for Chris, that would have taught his tard son some manners.
 
I have to wonder if it's due Bella. I know that in the past, people have been convicted for influencing another's actions. Michelle Carter is one of the most notable examples I can think of as she was convicted of involuntary manslaughter for talking her boyfriend into killing himself. If Chris' lawyer is trying to get him the most lenient sentence, insanity will not work as Chris is 1, aware of what he did, and 2, aware that it was wrong. In that case, I believe the only other way to try to get out of the harshest sentence is to attempt to prove that Chris was influenced and in doing so, you would have to prove the guilt of the person who influenced him.
This will not happen. I know Bella coochina alonza whatever long nonsense fake name she goes by, is another forgettable hanger on / troll trying to ride this to eternal infamy who just happened to be around during this era where Chris Chan turned incest rapist. She's just as dumb as the people who talk about her daily trying to spread this dumb illusion that there's a conspiracy, when it's really just as simple as Chris is a retard.
 
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All these whiny bitches griping over continuances and how long this is taking. Where were you the last few times Chris has to go to court when he tried to run over Schneider or pepper sprayed that GameStop employee? Not to mention that he's still got charges pending. If any of those end up being felonies then they could potentially keep requesting continuances for a couple years or more, depending on the charges and sentencing for those charges.

And Chris is stupid and gullible. He might get in dutch for being inappropriate with some jailbait if she didn't tell him her age, but I highly doubt he's a full-goose pedo. However, if he were ever in a situation like he was with Barb where it was just him and a little girl shut in alone together for very long periods of time and if he found a way in his mind to justify taking advantage of the girl? Maybe I could see that happening. Thankfully either scenario is highly unlikely to come true. The jailbait would reject him for being a creepy middle-aged perv, and no one in their right minds would allow Chris to be left alone with a little girl (or any child) for any length of time.
Oh look, we have some idiot trying to be a gatekeeper on Chris. Stop shitting in your underwear, you're a fucking loser dude
 
I might worry about a mentally slow teenage girl if left alone with Chris. But the odds of that happening are slim and Chris might have to build up to it. Like if he was living with someone who had a daughter. Any younger than that just doesn’t seem like him.
Chris has shown disdain at the thought of dating a 'slow in da mind' girl even if she were hot, so I don't think this scenario is likely to cause a problem either.
 
Chris has shown disdain at the thought of dating a 'slow in da mind' girl even if she were hot, so I don't think this scenario is likely to cause a problem either
Chris used to show disdain for incest too.

And alcohol

And "da homos"

And Harry Potter for some fucking reason

Chris flip flops more then a fish out of water expect the unexpected
 
Chris used to show disdain for incest too.

And alcohol

And "da homos"

And Harry Potter for some fucking reason

Chris flip flops more then a fish out of water expect the unexpected
reminds me all those years ago when Chris said he is not gay and if he was he would just dress up like a woman and get his pickle chopped off......so...yeah...
 
TFW feeling like an expert lawyer representing sex offenders after reading the thread. Like Atticus Finch if Tom Robinson was an autist
Hey now, Chris is more like the crazy dad who raped his daughter.

But even the lawyer turned out to be racist in the end, so that kind of canceled out the first book.
 
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It really is mind-blowing that this nigger has been in jail this whole time with no resolution yet
The American justice system moves extremely slowly, especially when you’re relying on an overworked public defender. Those cases take at least six months, and that’s without the complications Chris brings to the table.

Most likely, Chris is in a mental health facility. They don’t want to release him if they think he’s a threat to himself or others. Between talking about being god, dimensional merges and an extreme concern for his toys, the court knows he’s not mentally sound. Given his lack of remorse, his prior history of offenses and the fact that 14 Branchland Ct is where he’s going to live (and the courts don’t want him living with his victim),

If Chris wants to get out, his chances go way up if Barb dies or goes into a nursing home. Even then, he’s going to be under heavy supervision. Barb never told Chris no; his tard wrangler won’t be so permissive.
 
The American justice system moves extremely slowly, especially when you’re relying on an overworked public defender. Those cases take at least six months, and that’s without the complications Chris brings to the table.

Most likely, Chris is in a mental health facility. They don’t want to release him if they think he’s a threat to himself or others. Between talking about being god, dimensional merges and an extreme concern for his toys, the court knows he’s not mentally sound. Given his lack of remorse, his prior history of offenses and the fact that 14 Branchland Ct is where he’s going to live (and the courts don’t want him living with his victim),

If Chris wants to get out, his chances go way up if Barb dies or goes into a nursing home. Even then, he’s going to be under heavy supervision. Barb never told Chris no; his tard wrangler won’t be so permissive.
Is anyone sad that Chris might never see his mother again?

I'm not but I wonder if Chris has figured this out yet.
 
Hey now, Chris is more like the crazy dad who raped his daughter.

But even the lawyer turned out to be racist in the end, so that kind of canceled out the first book.
good point. Still though, Chris as Tom, come on...

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