Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

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Favorite GTA?

  • Grand Theft Auto

    Votes: 61 2.4%
  • Grand Theft Auto: London 1969

    Votes: 54 2.1%
  • Grand Theft Auto 2

    Votes: 106 4.1%
  • Grand Theft Auto III

    Votes: 203 7.9%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

    Votes: 734 28.7%
  • Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

    Votes: 1,029 40.2%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Advanced

    Votes: 12 0.5%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories

    Votes: 74 2.9%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories

    Votes: 73 2.9%
  • Grand Theft Auto IV

    Votes: 653 25.5%
  • Episodes From Liberty City (The Lost & Damned and The Ballad of Gay Tony)

    Votes: 198 7.7%
  • Grand Theft Auto V

    Votes: 371 14.5%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Online

    Votes: 91 3.6%
  • My Mother's My Sister!

    Votes: 305 11.9%

  • Total voters
    2,558
So we have a 2nd state confirmed, Gloriana plates are based on 1990s Georgia tags, and named after Queen Elizabeth I
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Could this be a tranny character or would they hide them from all materials to the game is released?
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I'm betting that's an actual Black woman. I cannot tell myself either. I'm expecting her to be annoying as soon as she opens her mouth.


Remember Moodyman from GTA Online? I can already hear him from those two screenshots.
 
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True, but R* outright stated they wanted to lessen the minority jokes to be "less offensive". The issue would be all its satire would be weaker in execution because it is TRYING to not offend "protected classes."
I think the problem people don't want to admit is that the minority jokes etc became a lot more hardline in what people would consider "acceptable" nowadays. Like GTA 3 radio had people who had mexican voices and made jokes about latinos and stuff however nowadays the overton window has shifted to where you'll have /pol/ types expecting full on porch monkey jokes and infographics about the phrenology of negros and apes.

I really liked the GTA 3 way in which it made fun of various things but it really wouldn't be "enough" for people nowadays - we have a sitting US President who openly mocks the retarded and all the other shit that goes on but its not really something people would likely want in a video game or at the very least it might not translate very well.

GTA 3 and other GTA titles also heavily relied on the importance of radio and television whereas that shit has been dwarfed by social media nowadays. My friends regularly send me clips in an instagram group we have that are very openly racist/making jokes about race and trannies and shit like that that simply would never happen on TV or radio (unless it was some crackpot AM radio station host or a public access TV host).

The world has changed a lot. From what I remember the earlier new GTA trailer heavily drew on social media shit so maybe that is their way they'll be "less offensive" with minority jokes.

The problem is that on GTA 3 and Vice City and others they took "real" radio and pushed it up a notch so it was funny - how are you going to do that with Instagram clips that everyone views nowdays that make jokes about all their friends being Hitler or how evil the jews are and shit like that? It's sort of like the problem of modern day TV shows and movies that have to deal with the fact that mobile phones are omnipresent in our present day lives and mobile phone reception is everywhere and phone batteries don't suddenly die like they do in murder movies. GTA V leant into the world of smartphones a little bit but that was more than a decade ago - nowadays its the TikTok/zoomer/retard groups of people and its hard to satirize shit that is already fucking clown world 6.0 on steroids, cocaine and adderall (as well as herbal mushroom supplements)

Like this is the real world today: a woman openly calling a black child a nigger and people doing a fund raiser for her that exceeded $500k - how the fuck are you supposed to satirize this like GTA 3 and other GTA titles did?
 
I do like the Bonnie and Clyde-like approach, so I'd say this trailer was better than the first by that virtue, and both protags seem to actually care for one another. I'm seeing a route here where they copy GTA 5 and have options to kill either the woman or man (less 'murder', more 'self sacrifice') but they might also have a built-in copout like GTA 5 where you can save both. If they do that, hopefully it'll be more involved than just a phone call and then picking the magic 3rd option that appears — make the player earn a happy ending.

As another person here said, the tone was a bit generic, like it's just a run of the mill action movie. But the previous trailer felt more over the top, so maybe it's just from what they're choosing to show off. I think 5, San Andreas and Vice City were the most 'over the top' with presentation and characters, and this'll be following in 4's footsteps of having a tad more restraint. Where I do worry this restraint will be a problem is potentially in the wider world, since the Ammunation trailer within the trailer was over the top, but that same character is someone we see interact with the protags, giving the impression that it's just this one guy whose crazy and not the company itself, but I could be reading too far into it.

Will probably pirate when it comes to PC in 2027.
 
Lucia looks like a discount Panam. It looks nice, CGI but nice, like GTA V but now it has a VI instead. I guess a modest file size of 150-200GB.
 
As much as I hate niggers, the usage of that Pointer Sisters song was a good choice.

Lucia looks like a discount Panam. It looks nice, CGI but nice, like GTA V but now it has a VI instead. I guess a modest file size of 150-200GB.

I think Jason also looks like a mix of both Commander Shepard and V.

I do like the Bonnie and Clyde-like approach, so I'd say this trailer was better than the first by that virtue, and both protags seem to actually care for one another. I'm seeing a route here where they copy GTA 5 and have options to kill either the woman or man (less 'murder', more 'self sacrifice') but they might also have a built-in copout like GTA 5 where you can save both. If they do that, hopefully it'll be more involved than just a phone call and then picking the magic 3rd option that appears — make the player earn a happy ending.

As another person here said, the tone was a bit generic, like it's just a run of the mill action movie. But the previous trailer felt more over the top, so maybe it's just from what they're choosing to show off. I think 5, San Andreas and Vice City were the most 'over the top' with presentation and characters, and this'll be following in 4's footsteps of having a tad more restraint. Where I do worry this restraint will be a problem is potentially in the wider world, since the Ammunation trailer within the trailer was over the top, but that same character is someone we see interact with the protags, giving the impression that it's just this one guy whose crazy and not the company itself, but I could be reading too far into it.

Will probably pirate when it comes to PC in 2027.

Yeah a really tough to achieve ending where they somehow both "make it out" and ride off into the sunset would be kino (I guess?) depending on how genuinely likable the protagonists are.

I mean, just for having to get over how God awful ugly the bitch is...that's already testing my limits...
 
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Like GTA 3 radio had people who had mexican voices and made jokes about latinos and stuff however nowadays the overton window has shifted to where you'll have /pol/ types expecting full on porch monkey jokes and infographics about the phrenology of negros and apes.
If those same /pol/ people played GTA 3/VC/SA and listened to the radio then, they'd probably still complain that the humor is "woke" since it doesn't lean into the extreme of racial abuse we're known for today. Political correctness has not only neutered social commentary, but radicalized the world to the extreme where the line between parody and reality is getting smaller and smaller.

Like this is the real world today: a woman openly calling a black child a nigger and people doing a fund raiser for her that exceeded $500k - how the fuck are you supposed to satirize this like GTA 3 and other GTA titles did?
You can't. They even admitted it themselves. The world has gone so crazy, it's hard to know if it's poking fun of somebody or if that's who they are. All those Black characters in GTA VI, that's not satire anymore. That's how the majority of AA culture actually acts with no reservation.
 
I can't wait to launch missles at hood rats twerking and joyride on the beach :smug:

Can't satisfy everyone, but as long as I can run around and be Mao Zedong of Vice City then thats enough for me!
 
So for what its worth, I noticed at the very end of the trailer that it says "captured on PS5".

Probably lends more credence to the idea that it is in fact gameplay footage and not pre-rendered cutscenes.

This trailer already has 10 M views in 2 hours. Well, I guess Rockstar is high fiving themselves because the development costs will be covered easily.
 
You can't. They even admitted it themselves. The world has gone so crazy, it's hard to know if it's poking fun of somebody or if that's who they are. All those Black characters in GTA VI, that's not satire anymore. That's how the majority of AA culture actually acts with no reservation.

As long as I can serve them up to God. In the game of course.

I can't wait to launch missles at hood rats twerking and joyride on the beach :smug:

Now there's a visual worth exploring...
 
I think it's going to be great. RDR2 makes GTA V feel ancient. There's a lot of possibility and I think they will retain their irreverent humor. Well, call me optimistic. Either way they will make billions of dollars on Shark Cards. RDR2 set a high bar and I think it's a better game and story than GTA V. I guess we'll know in a year!
 
The game looks great visually, easily being one of the best looking games in recent history. Unfortunately I hate both of the main characters and the story looks like it's gonna be complete shit like GTA V's story. The only thing I can really hope for is vice city being actually good to play in. A lot of what was shown is the couple being lovey-dovey and shots of her ass which is just retarded goonerbait.
I'll probably pick this up on sale and won't fall for the 100 dollar admission fee, I can already tell you'll need a monster PC just to get 60 FPS too.
 
Any bets if this shit gonna have sex mods like Skyrim? I think Rockstar is in that right now.
Basically hot coffee 2 electric bogaloo but from the modders.
 
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