Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[Chapalapachapa]

CANT WAIT to play as some two white thrash losers who totally have a heart of gold who kill 12314213526 people but they still have feelings!

 

[Nick Gars]

Don't care. Fuck Rockstar. I'm not paying $100 for what is just GTAO2. GTAO was shit to begin with and a woke company that allows literal AI slop "remasters" on to the market should not be given a cent. If you buy this game, you are a retard, and a niggerfaggot.

 

[skunt]

Sure is a lot of NO FUN ALLOWED in here for what's going to be the biggest videogame launch of our lifetimes. Poors are mad.

 

[PhoBingas]

GTA 1 was 2D overhead; GTA 3 fully realized its series' gameplay loop and player freedom by having it in a 3D environment. GTA 1 was one of the first games to try an open world game like that. Of course, Driver did it first in 3D, but GTA 3 had it in an accessible manner compared to Driver.

You couldn't get out of the car in Driver 1, I don't think you could exit the vehicle and do stuff until the 2nd game, which iirc came out after GTA:3

 

[Love Is Blue]

CANT WAIT to play as some two white thrash losers who totally have a heart of gold who kill 12314213526 people but they still have feelings!

the red dead redemption 2 thread is down the hall

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Wake up fags, new trailer just dropped out of the blue

https://youtu.be/VQRLujxTm3c

Rockstar is smart. If you have two protagonists, and one already has long hair, how do you decrease the amount of work for the GPU with regard to hair physics, which is one of the harder things to make it look realistic? Give the male character a shaved head! It fits the character as well, so bonus.

Also, last name Duval, frog detected. TFD.

 

[The Last Stand]

Rockstar is smart. If you have two protagonists, and one already has long hair, how do you decrease the amount of work for the GPU with regard to hair physics, which is one of the harder things to make it look realistic? Give the male character a shaved head! It fits the character as well, so bonus.

All the NPCs with hair would have those hair physics.

 

[neger psykolog]

All the NPCs with hair would have those hair physics.

Usually non-story NPCs don't have as much detail. But perhaps that will be the final justification of why this game in particular needs a 7000 terabyte super speed nitrogen cooled NVMe RAID array.

I mention that because Playstation's claim that the PS5 needed it for some retarded reason never panned out as actually being true and instead we just ended up with a bunch of unoptimized games (nevermind the fact the PS5 still has no gaems)

 

[CornBogFitz]

Is that fucking Jack Black at the end?!?!?

 

[The Last Stand]

I mention that because Playstation's claim that the PS5 needed it for some retarded reason never panned out as actually being true and instead we just ended up with a bunch of unoptimized games (nevermind the fact the PS5 still has no gaems)

The trailer said Captured on PS5. I'm think Sony and Rockstar made some exclusivity deal. Remember there's a PS5 Pro out now too, but the trailer did not specify which PS5.

 

[neger psykolog]

The trailer said Captured on PS5. I'm think Sony and Rockstar made some exclusivity deal. Remember there's a PS5 Pro out now too, but the trailer did not specify which PS5.

I don't think Sony carries the weight or balls to demand a PS5 pro exclusive but maybe there will be some launch benefits (I believe this happened with previous GTA titles)

If Sony tried to push a PS5 pro only release their entire fanbase would literally lose their shit in a violent way. Just keep in mind how many people went into debt and waited in huge queues and fucked around for months just trying to land a normal PS5 model.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

The trailer said Captured on PS5. I'm think Sony and Rockstar made some exclusivity deal. Remember there's a PS5 Pro out now too, but the trailer did not specify which PS5.

Still not gaems, even with GTA VI.

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

I feel like the PS5 could handle this game, but I’d hate to see how this game would run on a Series S, now that’s going to be a disaster in the making. I wonder if they’ll make the game a timed exclusive for the PS5 so they can avoid the PR disaster that the Series S version will probably be.

 

[The Last Stand]

I don't think Sony carries the weight or balls to demand a PS5 pro exclusive but maybe there will be some launch benefits (I believe this happened with previous GTA titles)

If Sony tried to push a PS5 pro only release their entire fanbase would literally lose their shit in a violent way. Just keep in mind how many people went into debt and waited in huge queues and fucked around for months just trying to land a normal PS5 model.

I'm not saying a PS5 Pro exclusive, but whether if the footage shown from the second trailer is possible on a base PS5 and whether if there will be enhancements available for PS5 Pro owners.

Also, remember that developers have to atone for the Xbox Series S, which is weaker than the Xbox Series X and base PS5. Of course, a smart developer would try to start development for the Xbox Series S, then work their way up to minimize any major performance differences.

 

[KingOfHypocrisy]

Anyone else think this old guy from the beginning of the trailer is voiced by Stephen Root? He sounds pretty similar to Mr. Strickland from King of the Hill.

 

[verissimus]

Trailer was meh. Looked good graphics why, but I get the feeling this sort of Bonnie & Clyde approach that it seems they're going to take the story and characters with is going to be charmless.

 

[neger psykolog]

Also, remember that developers have to atone for the Xbox Series S, which is weaker than the Xbox Series X and base PS5. Of course, a smart developer would try to start development for the Xbox Series S, then work their way up to minimize any major performance differences.

I will always keep in mind that game developers have to stifle their creativity for the lowest common denominator of gayming: shitty consoles.
There are countless games that had to be bastardized because of this shit, including FO:NV and many others.

The best part is these console faggots never contribute anything back like mods or anything remotely interesting.

 

[#lurker]

I'm not gonna sit here and defend the game (I think it will be ok at best), but people complaining about the no gameplay trailer really show their asses. Rockstar have been doing these trailers for over 20 years now. Zoomers please.

 

[Love Is Blue]

will always keep in mind that game developers have to stifle their creativity for the lowest common denominator of gayming: DarkSydePhil.

ftfy

 

[Kulee Baba]

Anyone else think this old guy from the beginning of the trailer is voiced by Stephen Root? He sounds pretty similar to Mr. Strickland from King of the Hill.
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Thank you I was thinking that voice sounded familiar, it could just be some small name working actor the type Rockstar has gravitated to since GTAIV but I wouldn’t be surprised if they hired an established character actor like Stephen Root for a supporting role.

I'm not saying a PS5 Pro exclusive, but whether if the footage shown from the second trailer is possible on a base PS5 and whether if there will be enhancements available for PS5 Pro owners.

Also, remember that developers have to atone for the Xbox Series S, which is weaker than the Xbox Series X and base PS5. Of course, a smart developer would try to start development for the Xbox Series S, then work their way up to minimize any major performance differences.

Being a millennial gamer I’m going to be impressed if GTAVI manages to run 30 FPS on current gen. Right before the launch of the PS4 I went back to the PS3 version of GTAIV and I was shocked by how bad that game ran. For crying out loud you had to move the camera all the way into the bumper of the car to read the license plate.