Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[moseph.jartelli]

Still playing it. Still having fun. I tried replaying the originals a year ago and it was an awful experience

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Still playing it. Still having fun. I tried replaying the originals a year ago and it was an awful experience

Why are you trying so hard at trolling? You're embarrassing us, nigga.

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

Still playing it. Still having fun. I tried replaying the originals a year ago and it was an awful experience

Hush up, cunt.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Why are you trying so hard at trolling? You're embarrassing us, nigga.

Not trolling, I'm just not a crybaby le epic gamer, when revisions don't meet high NEET standards

 

[Pissmaster]

I tried replaying the originals a year ago and it was an awful experience

What kind of problems did you have?

 

[moseph.jartelli]

What kind of problems did you have?

The controls (console) are fucking awful primarily, and cannot be changed to a more modern scheme. Scrolling thru weapons sucks, etc. Primarily gameplay is outdated on console on the originals. The graphics look better enough on the new one to satisfy me. I knew it wouldn't be like GTA 5, like people seemed to think, so I wasn't disappointed.

 

[TVStactic]

The controls (console) are fucking awful primarily, and cannot be changed to a more modern scheme. Scrolling thru weapons sucks, etc. Primarily gameplay is outdated on console on the originals. The graphics look better enough on the new one to satisfy me. I knew it wouldn't be like GTA 5, like people seemed to think, so I wasn't disappointed.

Why are you trying so hard at trolling? You're embarrassing us, nigga.

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

is the SA goon ranking changed?

 

[Pissmaster]

The controls (console) are fucking awful primarily, and cannot be changed to a more modern scheme. Scrolling thru weapons sucks, etc.

If you're using Steam, you can change the controls to a very in-depth degree via the built-in controller options. I'm sure there are tons of preconfigured settings that'll implement what you want.

Primarily gameplay is outdated on console on the originals.

What? It's the same game

I knew it wouldn't be like GTA 5, like people seemed to think, so I wasn't disappointed.

I don't remember reading anyone anticipating that

 

[fartsnstuf]

@moseph.jartelli your bait is bad and you should feel bad

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Just ignore the faggot

Edit: Vice City meme to lighten the mood

 

[Dom Cruise]

Well at least Jack Thompson got his wish of seeing GTA banned in the form of it being unplayable. I wonder if he gave take to some sabotage money for them to "remaster" these old games so that way nobody would want to play on them ever again.

Explains why they took off the originals so it would make it impossible to purchase them in working order.

Jack Thompson got his wish in general, games are toned down as shit these days, long gone are the days of "murder simulators", no sexual content, no edgy humor, maybe some violence but it's still overall not like it was.

Also on the /v/'s doomergf thing:
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How old is she? She dresses like a teenager but looks like she's pushing 40 or in her 40s.

Also I'm not surprised, but why is Full Sail supposed to be bad?

 

[Rei is shit]

POTTERY

 

[Marissa Moira]

Not trolling, I'm just not a crybaby le epic gamer, when revisions don't meet high NEET standards

I bet you're not even bothering to try and 100% the game.

But you know what's missing from this whole trilogy.

Spoiler

Crow B. Cat

 

[Anachronistic]

Jack Thompson got his wish in general, games are toned down as shit these days, long gone are the days of "murder simulators", no sexual content, no edgy humor, maybe some violence but it's still overall not like it was.

What ever happened to Jack Thompson anyway? Seems like he fell off the face of the Earth after he was disbarred.

 

[Cod of War]

Not trolling, I'm just not a crybaby le epic gamer, when revisions don't meet high NEET standards

So expecting a remaster to be just as good as the original is having "high NEET standards?"

 

[Unattended Baby]

What ever happened to Jack Thompson anyway? Seems like he fell off the face of the Earth after he was disbarred.

He occasionally shows up here and there. Last time he showed up anywhere, ahem, noteworthy is in that Redpill movie.

 

[Fwiffo]

So expecting a remaster to be just as good as the original is having "high NEET standards?"

How about we settle for “not worse than the original material”?

Oh wait…

 

[Pissmaster]

POTTERY
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That's the most Indian thing I've read all month

 

[Pyre]

I had a conversation with my coworkers about this over the weekend, and the sentiment I have about this comes from them, and people like them. Essentially, they each bought the remaster for $60 after I told them how they could emulate the original games for free, and lose literally nothing since the remastered versions look like ass anyway. Their reasoning was that purchasing the remaster was simpler than getting PCSX2 to work properly. They also told me about the array of technical issues that the remasters have and are hoping for bug fixes soon.

I just don't understand how people think like this and waste their money for products that are unequivocal garbage. People are so privileged, comfortable, and lazy that they'd rather pay $60 for a non-functional version of a product that was released going on two decades ago, when they could easily get the functional version for free. It's an utterly bizarre mindset and I don't know what's causing it to be so prevalent. This shit is why gaming is so bad, every game launch from Triple A is plagued with technical issues and microtransaction bullshit. The same people who complain about it go right around and buy products from companies they bitch about ad nauseum. I haven't bought a Triple A game at launch since Fallout 4, and if From Software fucks up Elden Ring and joins the shit Triple A club I doubt I'll ever do so again.