Grifting the left - might as well make some money

[cybertoaster]

Practically all of the top earning podcasts are far-left crap.

Some of these assholes make more in a month than most people make in a year. Despite all the jokes about selling shit to magas the lefties dwarf them in the grift business.

Of course their fans are a group of people who are so braindead as to use their rent money and even take loans to for example bankroll bernie's second campaign even after he had already cucked-out to hillary and never returned that money. Makes you wonder if they would fall for a third time...

That without counting the feminist grift, tho I don't have much data on that and something tells me the lgbt grift is far bigger now, reason why companies don't bother much with 'pinkwashing' their image anymore and rather "rainbowwash" it now.

So with this endless lefty shitshow the real question is: how to take advantage of this?

Just sell merch? or go as far as making a show/podcast appealing to these people who in marx's own words are nothing but a bunch of burgeois-adjacent lumpenproles?

Any ideas?

 

[Colon capital V]

Slap anything and everything with a rainbow and watch the bills roll in. For some extra fun, pretend you're a black BIPOC, autistic, disabled trans woman that cries on twitter for rent money and if you don't pay up you're a bigot chud who doesn't care about human life.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Just sell merch? or go as far as making a show/podcast appealing to these people who in marx's own words are nothing but a bunch of burgeois-adjacent lumpenproles?

Sell something that lets them feel good about themselves. Ethically sourced titty skittles. Yak milk face cream. Whatever - it doesn't matter what it is, just DON'T GET GREEDY.
They're dumb as a bag of hammers but resentful fuckers too, and will cancel you and ruin your grift on the slightest whim. On that note, plan to wind down or pivot to a new line after a year anyway. They got short attention spans.

 

[Mojo Thief]

Organic, biodegradable bumper stickers with typical lefty bullshit on it, sold at $5 a pop (actually printed post-it notes)

 

[Sean_Igger]

During the height of BLM fuckery I saw an elderly Asian couple sell BLM shirts and hats on the sidewalk. No way in hell they believe anything those jokers had to say.

 

[macrodegenerate]

The caveat with that is that eventually you have to live the lie. You can't go halfway for the big bucks. It's the Dylan Mulvany thing all over again. Budweiser's major mistake was not commiting to the bit fully. I think that if they said fuck it, and just started putting rainbows on their cans and commercials of interracial homosexual couples on TV, they might have been able to get a W in their sea of Ls.

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

Despite all the jokes about selling shit to magas the lefties dwarf them in the grift business.

That's not a good thing (for them).

Though this is only true because they ban all competition. Before they cried and spotify banned them, the #1 political podcast was... therighside? I forget, but they were actual fascists.

 

[Lokenstien]

Play up the "independent artist trying to stick it to the man" bit and sell some cheap 3D printed plastic shit like key chains and you could probably make a decent buck. Hell If you just use the TRANS color scheme on literally anything you could probably sell it.

 

[Norbit from Norbit]

I see the grift happen alot on instagram and twitter. Meme pages posting strawman opinions and making the perfect little echo chamber and that's when you start the grift. start making ugly ass meme hoodies ," super badass" things with the trans flag coloring and finally if your feeling really checky sell some shit that says " punks fight fascists" or something along those lines

 

[DSHK]

As someone exploring entrepreneurship I have been thinking about this for years, the biggest issue is market saturation, theres a bunch of other guys doing it already so youd have to get a lot of attention to your brand to sell whatever you are offering. But you should be able to just have a twatter artist make you some t shirt designs for cheap, then make a t spring account and youre in business. The issue is selling enough of them to make a living. You could try paying lefty/tankie influencers and news outlets to sponsor your brand. Oh, and say youre donating the profits to blm or some shit but dont actually do that

I see the grift happen alot on instagram and twitter. Meme pages posting strawman opinions and making the perfect little echo chamber and that's when you start the grift. start making ugly ass meme hoodies ," super badass" things with the trans flag coloring and finally if your feeling really checky sell some shit that says " punks fight fascists" or something along those lines

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Might wanna try making an occupy democrat type twatter account and spam snarky lefty talking points a few times a day while shilling your products

 

[Norbit from Norbit]

Might wanna try making an occupy democrat type twatter account and spam snarky lefty talking points a few times a day while shilling your products

Always helps to have a few burners to talk up your points. you're only going to buy some leftist shit on social media if you see accounts saying how based it is

 

[DSHK]

Always helps to have a few burners to talk up your points. you're only going to buy some leftist shit on social media if you see accounts saying how based it is

If you really wanna go all in I believe you can buy bots for that but it would add to your overhead costs. Im in the middle of moving right now but once my life settles down and I have time I will definitely be doing this. Its hilarious how anti capitalists are the biggest consoomer NPCs on earth. Id recommend you try paying someone like vaush, second thought or hakim to sponsor you and see how it goes.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Most of it is not organic so it might not be as simple.

There's always a network of people behind the scenes like marketing agencies and woke ONGs that only exist to push for billionaire's personal pet fetishes. Its a nepotism game really, obviously all tech companies decide what gets pushed on their algorithms. Lots of those youtubers and podcasters are just whores that are being pimped out by content farms who work for the propaganda industry.

If you want a piece maybe identify as a genderfairy and start botting the shit out of your virtue signaling essays until you get noticed by a reptilian

 

[DSHK]

Most of it is not organic so it might not be as simple.

There's always a network of people behind the scenes like marketing agencies and woke ONGs that only exist to push for billionaire's personal pet fetishes. Its a nepotism game really, obviously all tech companies decide what gets pushed on their algorithms. Lots of those youtubers and podcasters are just whores that are being pimped out by content farms who work for the propaganda industry.

If you want a piece maybe identify as a genderfairy and start botting the shit out of your virtue signaling essays until you get noticed by a reptilian

Just make lefty tweets on your breaks at work for a few months and see how many followers you get. Half the site is bots anyway so if its cheap to buy some go for it. I personally think itd be more effective and quick to just pay established lefty talking heads on youtube to promote my teespring account since the odds of blowing up on social media is extremely low although if you had like 5k humans and 100k bots that would probably be enough to get some business.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

The problem is that everything is already geared to grift leftists with rainbow flags and globohomo art and all that.

Right-wing grifts like Black Rifle Coffee (with its guns-and-beautiful women artwork, all that) work because they're rare in a sea of leftist shit.

 

[DagothUr]

steps to becoming a leftist grifter:
1. you troon out
2. open a patreon/kofi
3. start making some clickbait videos: "How I went from Transphobe to Trans" "A marxist analysis of Marvel"
4. shill yourself relentlessly
5. constantly whine and complain about being poor/discriminated against/"muh rent" etc.
6. hope that commietroons decide to cough up their govbux for "the movement"
7. use that kvetching as an excuse to not produce anymore videos

by then you should plenty of tranny paypigs throwing away their HRT money monthly you can coast off.
make sure to also plaster tranny flags, commie flags and orbit other creators in twitter. and always criticize and blame capitalism and use lots of leftists buzzwords.
(may be required to sell your eternal soul to YHWH)

 

[Education Lottery]

I don't think grifting to the left is worth the investment. The right will take things at surface level because they're just happy to be catered to. They won't probe too hard into the person selling it and it's easy to recruit a puppet CEO in case they do.
The left also wants a more involved parasocial connection. You can use a lot of the same points you use to grift from the right, but their terminally online ranks will dig. Go for one fast grift that has a smooth exit, and don't aim for anything with a long-term presence. This is why Kickstarter is an amazing platform for these targets.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Just wanted to say Red Scare cannot really be considered left by now. Nothing remains of "I just want free healthcare dear" Sailor Moon socialism with Dasha characteristics.
Both ladies are now some sort of highly medicated post-left celebretards that mingle with anyone famous, are socially progressive, like Russia and strong men like Putin, and salivate after hairy, fat Jewish men

 

[seri0us]

Med school and then doing those dreadful bottom "surgeries". You'll have a patient for the rest of their life (however short that will be) plus they'd find someone to do it for them eventually, so why not you?

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Med school and then doing those dreadful bottom "surgeries". You'll have a patient for the rest of their life (however short that will be) plus they'd find someone to do it for them eventually, so why not you?

A bit of a gamble. I feel like so many lawsuits from former trans kids and butchered detransers are gonna start rolling in that in 5 or 10 years most most of the srs surgeons would already be retired with their bags in Andorra, Tailand or wherever leaving only legal troubles for the next generation who take that particular grift. For these things you gotta be there from the ground up.