Organic, biodegradable bumper stickers with typical lefty bullshit on it, sold at $5 a pop (actually printed post-it notes)
Eh, they don't really care if its actually organic and biodegradable, but they will be pissed if it looks cheap, its all about appearances with these people.
The caveat with that is that eventually you have to live the lie. You can't go halfway for the big bucks. It's the Dylan Mulvany thing all over again. Budweiser's major mistake was not commiting to the bit fully
Their biggest mistake was hiring somebody who was already doing a grift of its own. I don't think dylan is a real tranny, just a gay creep who wanted to upgrade his social position by become an even bigger "victim", that's why his trans scam its so half-assed that he can't even get a proper shave let alone fake boobs.
I think that if they said fuck it, and just started putting rainbows on their cans and commercials of interracial homosexual couples on TV, they might have been able to get a W
The problem is 19 out of 20 bud costumers are lower-class rightwinger types, the left has become the ideology of the rich and they don't want to drink poor people beer, can't flex a rainbow beer can with the prole-tier bud logo on it. I didn't see a line of lefties buying bud lite even at discount prices, did you?
Before they cried and spotify banned them, the #1 political podcast was... therighside? I forget, but they were actual fascists.
But how much money were they making? that's the problem with the right-wing grift, it might be more popular and even influential but less people want/can pay for it. Meanwhile I seen lefties that are literally-whos pulling more cash.
Play up the "independent artist trying to stick it to the man"
The left has become a bunch of corpo-dick sucking consoomers and total brandwhores, they don't care about a no-name underdog anymore. Consider they believe bansky is an "independent artist". Flex culture is huge among lefties now.
But you should be able to just have a twatter artist make you some t shirt designs for cheap
Why? just use AI art, could even say I made it. AI might still be meh for photorealism but generic shitty art like tumblr and modern anime? that thing is so good at it artsy types are literally considering suicide right now. Turns out generic low-effort art its easy to automate, big surprise...
say youre donating the profits to blm or some shit but dont actually do that
Nah those grifters will force to comply if you say that, the "black community" has been a huge racket since the late 60's, just ask any black guy who got out of that crab bucket.
Better to say "will donate to minorities", its vague enough since it could be anybody but straight white people.
I personally think itd be more effective and quick to just pay established lefty talking heads on youtube
Look at the money they are making, you think its gonna be cheap? no way.
Right-wing grifts like Black Rifle Coffee (with its guns-and-beautiful women artwork, all that) work because they're rare in a sea of leftist shit.
On the contrary I think the right-wing grift its way oversaturated given how much smaller that market is. Most of the people on that area are retired boomers on a fixed income, they aren't consoomers willing to go into crippling debt to become paypigs for some borderline retard like vaush.
And besides some companies force you to wear (thus buy) lefty merch but will fire you for showing up with even mildly-rightish merch.
steps to becoming a leftist grifter:
1. you troon out
Nah the most successful grifters on the left don't buy into any of that shit, look at Dicaprio: he still dates barely legal women, still lives in a mansion, still flies around in a private jet that spews more carbon per flight that the average person does in years. Same with the blm shits, muh communisty and muh marxism but they all stole donations to live in mansions as far away from black neighborhoods as they can.
Is like how drug dealers don't actually use drugs, "don't get high on your own supply" has many meanings.
They won't probe too hard into the person selling it
Don't know, those pol autists can be tenacious, meanwhile the current left has a policy against gatekeeping which includes scams because it "affects our image" which is why barely anyone talks about the absolute scams that were movements like blm.
and salivate after hairy, fat Jewish men
Who?
Med school and then doing those dreadful bottom "surgeries". You'll have a patient for the rest of their life (however short that will be) plus they'd find someone to do it for them eventually, so why not you?
As much as an indifferent cynic I am I can't butcher and disfigure people for money, not a monster.
Wait for a Leftie organisation to get cancelled by their bank because the Government fears 'terrorism links' and create a GibsMe donation page asking for Crypto.
The idiots will give, especially if you tell them 'the banks are tracing us because they want to stop us smashing them up...reeeeeeeeeeeeee!'
What leftist org besides the ones behind the defund israel movement have ever got their assets frozen or cancelled on a government-level? feeling like I'll be waiting for the death heat of the universe here.
As for crypto it didn't work for the right because normies can't figure it out, and the left hates crypto because the news tell them its bad because "it just is!" also NFT caused the holocaust or something...
