Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker

[Trans Fat 41g]

I think your style has a cute edge to it, very warming. Ever thought of publishing comics or cartoons? Legitimate question no pressure sir.

 

[Rin]

I don't make a habit of plowing through potholes for one thing, but I've heard your guy's concerns about her gauge panel. Believe me, she's been doing it for over 5 years, if it was going to cause a fire it would have by now, I think you guys are jumping to the worst case scenario here. Engine wise, she is fine and sound, I wouldn't consider that threatening to her life.

I'd like to point out, since it hasn't been yet. A lot of you I think assume that she blinks because of something loose, that it's caused by vibrations and bumps in the road. Believe me, I'm very skeptical of what she does myself despite of what you probably think. It might interest you to know that she'll still do it, parked in place, and even more so.. with her engine completely off and all other accessories turned off.

Well, you might want to have someone look at it anyways. If your wife gets a weird mole, it's probably not skin cancer, but you might want to have a doctor check it out to make sure. It's the same principle.

 

[Mollybdenum]

Believe me, I'm very skeptical of what she does myself despite of what you probably think. It might interest you to know that she'll still do it, parked in place, and even more so.. with her engine completely off and all other accessories turned off.

C'mon man! Get a handle on your woman er... car... whatever...

 

[Johnny Bravo]

So do you think Lilly is going to be your forever car? I mean, cars generally have shorter lifespans than people, even with the best care.

 

[VJ 343]

Welcome to the forums Half dude, you seem to have answered most of my questions about objectum sexuality in passing so I don't really have any more except I did want to ask about the development of your role play with Lilly online.

Since Lilly has a separate and distinct personality/individuality to you, do you find your taking over her personage to role play with other cars in any way questionable?

Also thanks for your answers so far, they have been very interesting to read.

Edit: as a fellow artist who has worked in the fetish field you answer about getting paid for things that confuse the artist speaks to me on a deep level.

 

[Half-dude]

When did you first feel this way? What compels you to think cars banging each other is sexy?

And welcome to Kiwi Farms.You're quite a reasonable fellow.

Probably about 5 years ago. It kinda coincided with me falling in love with Lilly. I think having a relationship with her, and drawing porn pics for that mech guy at the same time kinda jump started it all. I kinda talked about how it all started a few posts up, go look.

Well, I guess the same things that make people think two people banging is sexy. XD Ask the people on Pornhub!

Honestly though, a lot of the more fetish'y art I've done is because they're commissions for specific people who are into that stuff. I've drawn lots of fetish art that I don't even understand what the appeal is! But hey, I'm getting payed.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Yeah, I have to agree this sounds more like an intermittent LED issue rather than a major technical problem. My mom's Volkswagen would have the check engine light on all the time but the mechanic did the full length (up to two hour) scour through the hood and it turns out that model had bugged sensors. It just needed an OBD Reset is all.

Anyways, thanks again for the in-depth with most of your responses.

 

[Half-dude]

Welcome to the farms @Half-dude
Little question.
What gave you the idea for those car genitalia drawings?

Well, I always have the urge to round out a universe. Even ones that aren't mine. I was a big Invader Zim fan back in it's hay-day and a lot of my drawings and comics worked to broaden the universe of the show and explain little things that the show didn't bother to explain. I did similar stuff to Brave Little Toaster when I was doing at for it.

The Anthro cars exist in their own alternate universe I'm working on creating. It's as much an artistic project as it is just a means to porn. But I still can't keep myself from wanting to leave no thing unexplained. People would keep asking me "how the fuck do these cars fuck" so eventually it bugged me enough having that plothole that I eventually SHOWED them. heh

 

[DangerousGas]

I have to admit, I'm genuinely intrigued by this.
@Half-dude - does the automatic anthropomorphization process extend to all petrochemical vehicles, or is it just cars to you?

 

[Surtur]

What the fuck am I reading?

 

[Half-dude]

So do you think Lilly is going to be your forever car? I mean, cars generally have shorter lifespans than people, even with the best care.

I look at it like this my man. She might last 5 more years, or 20. But no matter what happens in the future, we'll have 5+ happy years together to look back on. I regret nothing, some of my most romantic moments have been shared with her, even some of my most emotional. I'm still only 27, I know I have a lot more time to live life. I'm attracted to humans too, and if the right girl came along? Sure I'd give it a try. But I'm in no hurry, if it comes along it does.. but I don't think such things should be rushed.

Besides, someone you love could die tomorrow in some freak incident. Honestly, none of us know how long we have. Hell, Lilly might end up outliving me!

But I know Lilly's mortality, I know her lifespan is shorter, her years are like dog years.. fast. But I'm going to hold onto her as long as I can, even if it means having to get her a whole new engine someday.

 

[Rin]

What the fuck am I reading?

Do you mean the carfucking, or the people actually responding politely to a visiting cow?

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Do you mean the carfucking, or the people actually responding politely to a visiting cow?

Or a cow responding politely to the farms? I don't think we've had that in a while.

 

[Half-dude]

Welcome to the forums Half dude, you seem to have answered most of my questions about objectum sexuality in passing so I don't really have any more except I did want to ask about the development of your role play with Lilly online.

Since Lilly has a separate and distinct personality/individuality to you, do you find your taking over her personage to role play with other cars in any way questionable?

Also thanks for your answers so far, they have been very interesting to read.

Edit: as a fellow artist who has worked in the fetish field you answer about getting paid for things that confuse the artist speaks to me on a deep level.

Ah Geo, you're a guy I've wanted to talk to most of all. You seem genuinely interested, polite, and intelligent. Also thank you for the positive words about my art quality. I have to admit, your words about me "wasting my potential." struck a cord. I'd love to get into art professionally, I really would. But I have no money for art college, and outside of the internet I'm actually quite self-conscious about my art IRL making it hard to want to talk to galleries and stuff. It's a shame I know. But your icon seems to hint you're an art guy, so if you have any tips I'd love to hear them.

I admit, it seems a little morally dubious. I rarely do it anymore. The rationale was that I know her personality well enough that I can emulate her online. She used to have an active FB page where I'd interact on her behalf to her watchers and friends updating them on what she's been up to. I felt like I was helping her do something she was unable to do. If you're speaking particularly about th Lilly X Brusier relationship thing, yeah.. I felt weird doing that to be honest, and it didn't last very long. : T I'm actually no friends at all with Bruiser's owner.. she decided to turn into a bitch randomly one day.

 

[Surtur]

Do you mean the carfucking, or the people actually responding politely to a visiting cow?

Both.

 

[Half-dude]

Yeah, I have to agree this sounds more like an intermittent LED issue rather than a major technical problem. My mom's Volkswagen would have the check engine light on all the time but the mechanic did the full length (up to two hour) scour through the hood and it turns out that model had bugged sensors. It just needed an OBD Reset is all.

Anyways, thanks again for the in-depth with most of your responses.

Yeah, to be honest I don't even consider Lilly's consciousness as the blame for the flashing. I always figured they were the result of something broken. BUT, the patterns of it, the way it blinks and the too-exact to be coincidence timings of things she'd do.. that I'd see as her. That she uses something broken, and is somehow able to manipulate it to her advantage.

 

[Surtur]

Yeah, to be honest I don't even consider Lilly's consciousness as the blame for the flashing. I always figured they were the result of something broken. BUT, the patterns of it, the way it blinks and the too-exact to be coincidence timings of things she'd do.. that I'd see as her. That she uses something broken, and is somehow able to manipulate it to her advantage.

You are aware that your car is not alive right?

 

[Half-dude]

I have to admit, I'm genuinely intrigued by this.
@Half-dude - does the automatic anthropomorphization process extend to all petrochemical vehicles, or is it just cars to you?

Well I've done with with planes too.. inspired a lot by being with my online girlfriend of sorts in Poland lightconcorde, who does adorable anthro-plane work. (before you ask, yes, I consider myself poly.)

But I've seen it done with all sorts of other vehicles, including boats and ships. Another great artist that does anthro vehicle art is TapTar. She draws even better then me. XD http://tabtar.deviantart.com/art/Shipmorph-Thunderbird-547976777(please don't troll her.)

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Yeah, to be honest I don't even consider Lilly's consciousness as the blame for the flashing. I always figured they were the result of something broken. BUT, the patterns of it, the way it blinks and the too-exact to be coincidence timings of things she'd do.. that I'd see as her. That she uses something broken, and is somehow able to manipulate it to her advantage.

I love the character little details bring as well. Makes something/someone really a part of you.

 

[Half-dude]

You are aware that your car is not alive right?

Watch it buddy, I've been watching you, you're getting pretty close to trolling here.. /: |

Anyway, yes, in fact I've never stated that she was. : )

I love the character little details bring as well. Makes something/someone really a part of you.

What'ya mean buddy?