Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

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Spaced Outside Cargo said:
>Sam offered to donate to a charity of his choice just for doing it
>Sam isn't even that good at boxing right now, he just had a little bit more stamina than iamthompson
>gets the opportunity to "punch a nazi" like he always wanted, and has a nonzero chance of KO-ing Sam before he actually gets good at boxing
>ignoring it will make him look like an idiot and get him bullied by his own fans
I dont understand why he doesnt just get it over with? I get not wanting to get punched but what's all the training for, then?
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He will never deliver on his nazi-punching promises because he could lose and that would make him an even bigger lolcow than he already is. That is the ONLY relevant reason - fear of failure and nothing else. He has an easy grift, just like Keffals. Why would he want take a stand on a principled position when it would be potentially deleterious to his grift factory? It's not like he's a rising star that needs to fight Sam to be propelled into e-celeb stardom, he's already massive and making millions. He has so much more to lose by actually being honorable and being a man regarding his principles when his omega retarded fanbase does not care and just wants to see the Sultan of Shawarma dunk on le conservitards on twitch.
 
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quickthrowaway said:
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Hasan simps are coping by saying that Nephew has never portrayed himself as a tough guy. Meanwhile, here he is threatening his audience of 14 year olds that he'd beat them up in real life. Of course Hasan only feels confident fighting children.
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I got you lil bro


 
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Johnny Salami said:
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Hassan is a softboy socialist who probably took a small dose of PEDs to get some muscles. His punches lack power and if you watch his hands he opens his thumb. He also doesn't look like he trains legs and back when I used to box my coach would say squats were the best form of weight lifting since it helps with power and can prevent you from falling when you start having shaky legs
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Hasan is a fat gamer who got unfat and stopped gaming and realized there's bank to be made in politics, both literally and socially. Women love politically charged guys, even if they're white racists and they themselves black!
 
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Johnny Salami said:
Hassan is a softboy socialist who probably took a small dose of PEDs to get some muscles. His punches lack power
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Understatement of the year. I'm pretty sure most female kiwis here can hit harder than him if in a proper stance, good God...

#ACAB Piker has contacted LAPD for help.
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Kinda communist is this? This faggot is a coward of the highest caliber. Even that yid deathfat friend of his Ethan Klein preferred to autistically flash his auto-shottie instead of phone the pigs.
Just start sucking cocks on OnlyFans, Hasan. Have some dignity...
 
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quickthrowaway said:
Could someone archive this video?

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Hasan simps are coping by saying that Nephew has never portrayed himself as a tough guy. Meanwhile, here he is threatening his audience of 14 year olds that he'd beat them up in real life. Of course Hasan only feels confident fighting children.
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Spaced Outside Cargo said:
>Sam offered to donate to a charity of his choice just for doing it
>Sam isn't even that good at boxing right now, he just had a little bit more stamina than iamthompson
>gets the opportunity to "punch a nazi" like he always wanted, and has a nonzero chance of KO-ing Sam before he actually gets good at boxing
>ignoring it will make him look like an idiot and get him bullied by his own fans
I dont understand why he doesnt just get it over with? I get not wanting to get punched but what's all the training for, then?
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I don't know who Sam Hyde is and only know Hasan is some kinda fag. So let me know if I got this right:

Hasan - "I punch Nazi's like this Sam Hyde guy"
Sam Hyde - Reasonably successful at the bare minimum of boxing. Jokes about beating Hasan up.
Hasan - ACAB. Calls the police.

That about right?
 
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Clint's Burden said:
"HASAN PIKKKKKKEEEEERRR! I'M COMING TO KILL YOUUUUUU! IN LOS ANGELES, AT YOUR HOUSE!

"or in the ring."

"NO! IN REAL LIFE! I'M GOING TO STALK HIM AND BECOME OBSESSED WITH HIM! I'LL USE HIS SKIN AS A COAT!"

A masterful performance.
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You can tell Sam has to stop himself from losing it when he says "No! In real life!"

Fucking hilarious
 
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Johnny Salami said:
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Hassan is a softboy socialist who probably took a small dose of PEDs to get some muscles. His punches lack power and if you watch his hands he opens his thumb. He also doesn't look like he trains legs and back when I used to box my coach would say squats were the best form of weight lifting since it helps with power and can prevent you from falling when you start having shaky legs
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He ain't even looking where his punches are landing.
 
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Hassan is a softboy socialist who probably took a small dose of PEDs to get some muscles. His punches lack power and if you watch his hands he opens his thumb. He also doesn't look like he trains legs and back when I used to box my coach would say squats were the best form of weight lifting since it helps with power and can prevent you from falling when you start having shaky legs
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dude I'm half his size and send a similar sized bag 7x his distance, this man throws punches like a twink
 
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Looks like around 30BMI and maybe 20% body fat for Sam, yeah.
Not worth bothering with medical discussions but there is a LOT of fat pressure on his abdominal organs.
Should go below 15%, would have great benefits, cardiovascular heath, big speed&agility increase, ability to compete with the same muscular mass in a lower boxing category etc.
Not to mention those abs would be way more visible.
The other dude is also fat, even worse, it started depositing around the hips, i.e. increased estrogen secretion, i.e. this dude is transitioning by being an obese nerd.
 
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