He Man Reboot Announced

Goddamn the late nineties-2000s were filled with great reboots of Saturday morning cartoons. Beast Wars, transformers armada, Cybertron, animated, and prime, ninja turtles 03, G.I. Joe resolute, spectacular Spider-Man. you could consider the dcau a reboot of the old batman and Superman cartoons as well as superfriends. Hell as cringy and degenerate as the fandom can get. My little horse cock bestiality is magic was able to completely overthrow its predecessors in terms of recognition and cultural impact... something that the Star Wars sequel trilogy, Kurtzmann/Abrams trek, Bayformers, dr who, teen titans go and it’s derivatives, nu she ra, and this show can never lay claim to.
The key difference, as has been noted ad nauseam here and elsewhere, is that the previous generation of showrunners respected their forbears, for better or worse.
We're just seeing another example of adolescent rage, regardless of if the tantrum is coming from people who really ought to be more mature than that.
 
I've said this a bunch of times already, but people seem to have a problem with believing me.
They are deliberately killing off ALL of western males hero archetypes. Luke Skywalker, Jean-Luc Picard, He-Man, Snake Eyes (GI Joe), etc. They're doing it on purpose as a demoralization tactic. The culture war is real and it is nefarious as fuck.
But why would people want to invest in that though? WTF. Seriously. I get that a lot of folks in Hollywood are into this sort of crap, but it makes no sense whatsoever for the investor to be as well since they're bound to lose money. And just to say, yes, I believe these people should be realizing what Hollywood and Western "Entertainment" is doing by now.

If the toy sales for this blows, why would investors want to keep funding Netflix then or rather support any Netflix adaptation or reboot? What's the point especially given their track record?
 
I haven't watched this bullshit yet, but is it true that the greatest character in MOTU doesn't even make an appearance?
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Fisto is proof that the gay guys who wrote He-Man in the 80s were clever as fuck, and actually pretty funny.
 
But why would people want to invest in that though? WTF. Seriously.
Because they still think they can sell it to us, and that we'll swallow it because of name recognition and assimilate into the femboys they want us to be. The fact that they've been shown this doesn't work over and over again just speaks to their level of hubris and insanity.
If you sever a culture's connection to its past, they have no touchstones, and will more easily adapt to the "new" ideology.
 
But why would people want to invest in that though? WTF. Seriously. I get that a lot of folks in Hollywood are into this sort of crap, but it makes no sense whatsoever for the investor to be as well since they're bound to lose money. And just to say, yes, I believe these people should be realizing what Hollywood and Western "Entertainment" is doing by now.

If the toy sales for this blows, why would investors want to keep funding Netflix then or rather support any Netflix adaptation or reboot? What's the point especially given their track record?
It’s cuz Klaus Schwabb has been allowed to preach his heretical “stakeholder capitalism” rhetoric that asserts companies should have moral responsibilities beyond just treating employees well and not fucking over customers. I honestly pray every night that that man will either get Alzheimer’s or get assasinated
 
I'm honestly baffled as to why anyone thought this guy...
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would give them a quality product.

Guy's been making nothing but mediocre flops for decades outside of Clerks-related shit and makes most of his cash by selling out his crocodile tears as some sort of seal of approval. And he's always been a preachy drug abusing moralfaggy woke twat. Only difference now is that he dropped his religious facade along with 200 pounds to look like a proper meth head. Also reminder that this hypocritical twat raves about feminism and morality but knowingly let Weinstein get away with his antics for years. Wouldn't surprise me if Smith gets metoo'd one day.

Kevin's whole persona was coming off like your average movie/comic book fan that made it big and got to do it for real, he also was simply a personable guy who was easy to listen to while he talked about whatever, he was kind of like Diet Quinton Tarantino in that way.

I'm honestly a bit surprised he would go Woke, but it's also not too surprising at all that he would go with the flow and do what he thought was expected in order to stay in Hollywood's favor.
Kevin Smith is a perfect example of a sellout. He sells himself as a nerd , but is willing to disrespect fans and nerd media for woke points. I thought he was better than that and I was wrong.
I've said this a bunch of times already, but people seem to have a problem with believing me.
They are deliberately killing off ALL of western males hero archetypes. Luke Skywalker, Jean-Luc Picard, He-Man, Snake Eyes (GI Joe), etc. They're doing it on purpose as a demoralization tactic. The culture war is real and it is nefarious as fuck.
When did Snake Eyes die!!!? I bet we are going to add Indiana Jones soon to that list.
But why would people want to invest in that though? WTF. Seriously. I get that a lot of folks in Hollywood are into this sort of crap, but it makes no sense whatsoever for the investor to be as well since they're bound to lose money. And just to say, yes, I believe these people should be realizing what Hollywood and Western "Entertainment" is doing by now.

If the toy sales for this blows, why would investors want to keep funding Netflix then or rather support any Netflix adaptation or reboot? What's the point especially given their track record?
Who knows why. Hollywood are assholes
 
I've said this a bunch of times already, but people seem to have a problem with believing me.
They are deliberately killing off ALL of western males hero archetypes. Luke Skywalker, Jean-Luc Picard, He-Man, Snake Eyes (GI Joe), etc. They're doing it on purpose as a demoralization tactic. The culture war is real and it is nefarious as fuck.
Let it be a lesson to gatekeep your hobbies and make them fight for every inch, if MOTUfags don’t fight the influx of dangerhairs then they deserve to lose this thing they enjoy.
 
When did Snake Eyes die!!!? I bet we are going to add Indiana Jones soon to that list.
He's not actually dead. He just Asian now (which destroys the theme of the character), he's not longer crippled, he doesn't wear a mask, and he talks ALL the time.
Don't believe me. Just wait until the movie comes out in a few months.
But yeah, the rumor is that Indiana Jones dies at the end of the next film, so we can add him to the list too.
I forgot to add Han Solo to the list, but we basically already covered him with Luke Skywalker.
 
He's not actually dead. He just Asian now (which destroys the theme of the character), he's not longer crippled, he doesn't wear a mask, and he talks ALL the time.
Don't believe me. Just wait until the movie comes out in a few months.
But yeah, the rumor is that Indiana Jones dies at the end of the next film, so we can add him to the list too.
I forgot to add Han Solo to the list, but we basically already covered him with Luke Skywalker.
Shit why even call it snake eyes than? I think I saw advertisements for it but I didn't pay attention to them.

Also isn't that racist to take a white character who can do material arts and turn them Asian?
 
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Also isn't that racist to take a white character who can do material arts and turn them Asian?
The reason why I care about the race swapping in this case is because it completely ruins the point of the character. Snake Eyes was meant to turn the concept of racism on its head. He was a white guy being trained as a ninja who wasn't accepted by his peers because he was white.
 
I've said this a bunch of times already, but people seem to have a problem with believing me.
They are deliberately killing off ALL of western males hero archetypes. Luke Skywalker, Jean-Luc Picard, He-Man, Snake Eyes (GI Joe), etc. They're doing it on purpose as a demoralization tactic. The culture war is real and it is nefarious as fuck.
Soon there will only be one light left in a universe torn apart by chaos.
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Some people have brought up how just making a Teela spinoff would be better then what we got.

Now I agree with the sentiment to extend but it’s been like 30 years give or take a few, I know there’s been stuff released in between this time period but none of it has been main stream from my knowing. (Or atleast not fully)

And getting a spin-off show centered around one of the side characters it would still be very insulting.

Again it wouldn’t be on the level of what we got but it would still be very disappointing and if it was still headed by good ol’ Kevin Smith then Teela would probably still become a bitchy lesbian because that’s his (and people like him) fetish.
×sigh× I don't get it. Smith had one job. But there is most likely no one left to tell him how shitty his ideas were or no one dared (which I doubt). Kinda like what was going on behind the scences of the Star Wars prequel trilogy.
I’m really tired of the assassination on not only the Prequels but also George Lucas as well.

The main narrative has become that he is a hack fraud that didn’t know what he was doing and ruined tons of people’s childhood.

The last one is true but the Prequels were released years after the original trilogy which is the reason why it got the reaction that it did.

This happens with so many continuations in franchises because people get attached to them and sometimes it’s justified and sometimes it’s not.

But the Prequels weren’t bad movies and nobody thought they were for the longest time, it was until people like Red Letter Media started voicing their opinions on it.

I know alot of people are Red Letter Media fans and i’m probably going against the grain with saying this but I just feel it to be true.

Now I should make it clear that I don’t hate Red Letter Media and liked alot of their stuff but I don’t agree everything they have said or done. (which is something everyone should do, putting people on pedestals is always bad no matter who they are)

I remember them making that shitty take on the Sonic franchises that kickstarted the whole “Sonic was never good” bag wagon.

Anyways back to what I was saying, it was people like them that felted alienated by the new Star Wars because it wasn’t like what they watched when they were kids.

A lot of the points against the Prequel are just retarded like “I love puppets and I hate CGI” “I should never see Yoda holding a light saber” and “Midi-chlorians ruined the whimsy of Star Wars” to name a few.

The last one I want to talk about abit because because Midi-chlorians were always just a powerlevel to me and it made Luke going up against Dark Vader even better because of Vader’s high Midi-chlorian count.

So to wrap this up, I just want to say that my main point is that I just don’t like how people give the Prequels a bad wrap for stupid reasons and the character assassination of George Lucas is just tiring.

It doesn’t help that said character assassination ended up causing him to sell Starwars to Disney and we all know how that went.

You can tell by my name (and my old banner) that I don’t like the new Disney stuff but that’s not the main reason why I like the prequel.

I watched them as a kid and loved them, I rewatched them because I thought they were going to be awful because that’s what the narrative has become.

But they weren’t and I still like them to this day, the plot, characters and world building are top notch.

Anyways I know this isn’t going to change anyone’s mind but I just wanted to share my opinion on the matter.
 
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The reason why I care about the race swapping in this case is because it completely ruins the point of the character. Snake Eyes was meant to turn the concept of racism on its head. He was a white guy being trained as a ninja who wasn't accepted by his peers because he was white.
That would imply non whites can be racist and that a white person can face racism. Hence they have to destroy what made the character awsome. Screw Hollywood I want it to 🔥
 
They've already tried. Thankfully Games Workshop realized that to incorporate ANY form of woke ideology into Warhammer will instantly kill the entire brand and backed off of it.
Tbh the 40k thing is fascinating. Fans of it are not necessarily unironic when they praise the God Emperor. It's a quasi religion in its own right built into the fan base and that alone makes it intensely resistant to the current cultural push. You can tell GW despises it, since the whole Imperial Creed and so on was supposed to be a huge parody, not something worthy of veneration. But as more and more nerd Fandoms fall to the creeping tendrils of Soy, I suppose the appeal of a hard and uncompromising anti hero increases.

The Hollywood elite are destroying the Good Male Heros at their peril. When you take sledgehammers to the moral structure of a society you don't get paradise. You open a portal to hell. When all the good and moral heros like Prince Adam are deconstructed and gone all that will remain is a genocidal space wizard bent on purging the unclean and the alien. For the good of humanity of course.
 
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Honestly there should be a rule that when you see such a big disparity between the critic and audience score that you automatically know the lower one is correct.

And you know what would actually be "subversive" and interesting for this show in this day and age? If the heroes realized they needed He-Man and they couldn't actually beat the villain and save the day without him. The female heroes just cant cut it and the man has to save them.

I wonder if Mighty Max will ever get a reboot...
 
Marking myself as an autist but the brand has been on an upswing after years of dormancy. It’s back on store shelves, they’ve got a unique flair that sets them apart from their rivals and now they’re branching back into six-inch scale figures (first wave is based on this show) and that’s not mentioning merch sales

It remains to be seen if this show will hurt that rebirth the brand has been on.

This distribution for the new line is bad. The long wait for new product releases has already made the line lose shelf space at target. It was replaced by space jam.

Mattel did not learn from the mistakes it made with the 2000s line. They flooded stores with just He-man and Skeletor again. Trying to find anything else is a frustrating experience. You either have to haunt toy aisles or check sites constantly to see if stuff goes back in stock.

I will be very surprised if it lasts past the holiday season since Origins was intended to prime the pump for the new kiddie He-man and the Master of the Univese line and cartoon.

Which looks meh.
 

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Honestly there should be a rule that when you see such a big disparity between the critic and audience score that you automatically know the lower one is correct.

And you know what would actually be "subversive" and interesting for this show in this day and age? If the heroes realized they needed He-Man and they couldn't actually beat the villain and save the day without him. The female heroes just cant cut it and the man has to save them.

I wonder if Mighty Max will ever get a reboot...
MM was very toyetic so I would be surprised if anyone commissioned a new series in this day and age.
 
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