just carried a game, dying zero times, while my teammates repeatedly ran headlong into the horns of chargers or fucking around solo on the other side of the map and dying to retardation, so i had to do most of the objectives myself also. everything is done except a mega nest and my teammates larry curly and moe have whittled us down to two lives remaining. in a vain attempt to prevent these lemmings from jumping off the cliff, i tell them not to fuck with the mega nest and just leave. this angers the retards, but they are too stupid to kick me until the dropship has already arrived so i get to to pull out the popcorn witness these retards die like columbine kids chased by a conga line of bile titans and failing to clear the nest. thanks for the extra legroom on the ride home idiots!