Helldivers 2 - Hell is more diverse than ever as PlayStation's demographics continue to grow and change.

just carried a game, dying zero times, while my teammates repeatedly ran headlong into the horns of chargers or fucking around solo on the other side of the map and dying to retardation, so i had to do most of the objectives myself also. everything is done except a mega nest and my teammates larry curly and moe have whittled us down to two lives remaining. in a vain attempt to prevent these lemmings from jumping off the cliff, i tell them not to fuck with the mega nest and just leave. this angers the retards, but they are too stupid to kick me until the dropship has already arrived so i get to to pull out the popcorn witness these retards die like columbine kids chased by a conga line of bile titans and failing to clear the nest. thanks for the extra legroom on the ride home idiots!
bugniggers literally have the advantage of an enemy that does not shoot back but still manage to blow it to their acute retardation.
 
I've seen some pretty bad bug divers, but it's the Squigger lovers that are by far the worst players in the game.

Every single Illuminate game ends up with the 2-3 of the mother fuckers completely incapable of shooting the single enemy that callls reinforcements.
 
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it is retarded that the squiggers can eat anti tank emplacement shells without even flinching. i can buy into them tanking the man-portable stuff, but the idea of them shrugging off a heavy emplacement cannon goes beyond my ability to suspend my disbelief. it should at the very least ragdoll them.
and fuck leviathans. that shit is gay and retarded. not doing illuminate anymore until the aimbot though buildings ragdoll chainsnipe through buildings shit is fixed. they should have just left the illuminate in the oven for like another year.
 
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it is retarded that the squiggers can eat anti tank emplacement shells without even flinching. i can buy into them tanking the man-portable stuff, but the idea of them shrugging off a heavy emplacement cannon goes beyond my ability to suspend my disbelief. it should at the very least ragdoll them.
and fuck leviathans. that shit is gay and retarded. not doing illuminate anymore until the aimbot though buildings ragdoll chainsnipe through buildings shit is fixed. they should have just left the illuminate in the oven for like another year.
I like fighting the Illuminate, but the flesh mobs in particular are way too buggy. They phase through buildings, clip into the ground, and teleport up steep cliffs and on top of buildings... borderline unplayable.
 
I like fighting the Illuminate, but the flesh mobs in particular are way too buggy. They phase through buildings, clip into the ground, and teleport up steep cliffs and on top of buildings... borderline unplayable.
I liked the illuminate well enough, hell the leviathans weren't even that bad on super earth because the buildings broke up their aim pretty well. But these other megacity maps? Nah man. That shit is early bots era bad. On the open maps its just suicide.
 
I really really want to turn the secondary grenade launcher to fire buckshot but with massive damage.
Use the Bushwhacker in Volley mode, it feels exactly like what you want. Downside is the reload time because it requires the full 3 shell reload.
 
God damn what is a good loadout to handle Leviathans & Stingrays? Just Spear it up one of the automatic shotguns as a primary?
I don't know which is which but the smaller one can be shot down with two eruptor shots. The big fucker goes down with maybe 12 shots from the AT emplacement the smaller one with a single hit from almost any AT, disposable, RR, quasar and so on.

Edit: Yeah... the leviathan is probably the big one.
 
God damn what is a good loadout to handle Leviathans & Stingrays? Just Spear it up one of the automatic shotguns as a primary?
the stingrays you can take out with a medium machine gun. the leviathans cannot be taken down by any single strategem. they are the ultimate fuck you to the player. you are going to have to shoot it a lot with multiple anti tank guns. in theory the autocannon mech and the anti tank emplacement can be good, but they are both extremely slow-to-no moving targets and if you can see the leviathan it can see you so good luck killing it before it kills you. oh and the anti tank reticle lies and its vertical tracking is lower than what the game will tell you so you have to be in a specific position a certian distance away from giant flying megatanks in a dense city so that you can maybe shoot it if you predicted where it is going to be in time for it to hit the ground but not so far in advance that a squigger patrol spawns while you are using the cannon.
 
God damn what is a good loadout to handle Leviathans & Stingrays? Just Spear it up one of the automatic shotguns as a primary?
Leviathans just take you to Chuck's Suck and Fuck, the answer to them is to get really used to the taste of shit because you're gonna be eating it.
Stingrays are actually extremely simple once you know their main weaknesses- they only have medium armor and have glass jaws, so once you punch their armor they go down quick. Machine guns work well, as does anything with medium penetration but machine guns lay on damage the fastest. If you're feeling cute though you can shoot down Stingrays with the Senator relatively simply, and even though I can't find any documentation for if they really have weak spots, I've shot down a Stingray once using the light machine gun and aiming for the intake/gun things on the wings.
I'd actually say Spears and RRs are overkill for them, since the machine guns are useful for everything else the squids have. I want to say that even the Harvesters can be taken out by medium machine guns if you hit their hip joints consistently since taking that out kills them.

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