Help help save me dying neglect help

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Me. Must be scary though to be completely dependant on other's aid to the point that if they decide to up and leave you you're dead in a really awful way.
Not quite as scary as having to dodge a 2 pound glass ashtray because someone is upset Archangel Gabriel failed to transfer the $2 billion owed for saving the life of the future monarch of Swaziland in a timely manner.
 
Not quite as scary as having to dodge a 2 pound glass ashtray because someone is upset Archangel Gabriel failed to transfer the $2 billion owed for saving the life of the future monarch of Swaziland in a timely manner.
I think the scariest part in that scenario is Swaziland being real
 
Still got phone you bastard take seruously
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Thread tax, don't die OP.
 
Still got phone you bastard take seruously
If you're in trouble, chill, try to be more helpful and we'll get an Irish farmer to call and say you called an immigrant a nigger or something to get the cops around.

People wanting to help, be careful. No shame in getting called a fag or even superfag for it, but don't share info or get luredsomeplace or whatever.
 
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