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Spunt said:
Dude like 5 different people have offered to help in various ways but you keep coming up with nonsensical or incomprehensible ways of refusing. The phone number you gave out doesn't work.

Either accept one of the offers of help or explain what's happening in more detail. Otherwise I call either fake or a psychotic episode that is beyond our capacity to assist.
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Fucks sake real fucking number checked already gave dox pm mod help
 
Yeeted Teet said:
A wellness check has been called in
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You’ve just sent the Garda, pretty much George Soro’s potato eating brown shirts, to the house of a Kiwi bro?

Suicide would have been a better option for him. If he doesn’t kill himself now you’ve just guaranteed he will in the future as his life is destroyed.

Well done!
 
The Real Nigger Cobson said:
Cyclonus is fat and I will not come to his house and carry him out of it.
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Come help me cover his doorknobs and fridge drawers in PURE CREATINE PISS to scare him into losing weight, if he cannot handle the piss he deserves to suffer
 
CoolFool said:
It's nice to see the EVIL KIWIFARMERS trying to help some random fat dude that's clearly having a mental crisis.
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Reads like his sugars are off and he’s loopy or he’s suffering a stroke. Maybe if we get him video of himself trying to raise both his arms while smiling we can rule out the stroke
 
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If you can craft a makeshift ramp out of the empty pizza boxes littering your hovel maybe you can slide your way out the window
 
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