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Your Starter for 10 said:
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At least take a screenshot you heathen.

"Treatable," not "curable." None of those are good news. Pancreatic, bone marrow, liver or brain are the most likely ones. He's got a couple years if we're lucky.

Then again, if anyone can beat it, it's Ash.
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God, that's horrible. He's one of the realest, classiest dudes in film, and one of the funniest actors of all time. He's never struck me as part of Hollywood, but just a very enthusiastic horror film buff from Oakland County. Hope they treat it as aggressively as possible. Fuck cancer. (:_(
 
ZipDisk said:
The one thing I would disagree with in your "review". The money runs out. The days of living off one, or even six books are over.
Neve got titties though?
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JK Rollins money hasn't run out has it? It's 6 books and 6 major movies all giving royalties to Gale.

If you could see the house Sid lives in you would be amazed. She works at a coffee bar and her husband is a cop. But they have a mansion of a home. With a panic room and look to be extending it further. It's like the home alone house. And all she does is serve coffee!

Very big distracting sweater puppies.
 
None of the kids in Woodsboro would ever go hungry. While his general appearance in the first movie makes Neil Prescott look like the kind of general contractor who tacks up drywall, the reason his disappearance is unremarkable was because he was flying overseas for a serious contract. Or did you miss when Sidney lived in a villa in the middle of fuck nowhere in 3?

Like those kids might have been driving Volvos and eating viennetta, but they never had to worry about money, ever.

Even Stu's house was weirdly out in the middle of fuck nowhere... wait was that the cat people house?
 
Knew it was going to be bad but saw Scream 7. Agree with all the complaints I saw here. Granted, I started drifting off during parts but did they ever explain
How the people working with Gale survived the attack at the bar? I remember them getting stabbed and I thought one got their neck slashed but at the end they act like they got a bump on the head.
I also had the joy of a couple bringing their two small children to the movie who couldn't stop talking. By the end I was waiting at the door and rolled out as soon as the outro song came on.

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They're the hecking diversity hires and they just do okay? Isn't the first time they've done it either.

@zipdick part of the parody was it being super rich kids with no parents to be found any where. It was big in the drama scene at the time and was ripe for it. Doesn't excuse the plot holes in S7
 
The Nothingness said:
I've had Event Horizon on the mind recently and, after watching some clips, I saw that a prequel comic book series was released last year. To no surprise, it looks to have a mixed reception with showing what the evil of the chaos dimension is being a main criticism. A sequel comic, set 200 years after the movie, is coming out in April.

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It's interesting in that it posits that there is also a heaven. Which is amusing because that's after the comic where then captain of the Event Horizon is shown to have been beaten by his Christian father for being gay.
 
Kofi Drinka said:
with no parents to be found any where.
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I did find it darkly humorous that Casey's parents literally rolled up while she was still warm. A lot of the kills in 1 were darkly meanspirited, which went against the at the time thing where most deaths had to be "deserved". I fucking hated that shit because it makes the audience stupid dull creatures.

Like how people go on and on about the horrible death of the babysitter in Jurassic world, as if the Dinosaurs have morality filters in their brains. They're escaped stupid animals!

Like in JP 3, I hated how fucking stupid the flying dinosaur (always spell it wrong) scraped and thrashed on the ground, it was infuriating, but it was actual animal behavior in defiance of the lethal stalking of the raptors.

JP isn't really a horror franchise, but it's got some fantastic horror elements.
 
ZipDisk said:
I did find it darkly humorous that Casey's parents literally rolled up while she was still warm. A lot of the kills in 1 were darkly meanspirited, which went against the at the time thing where most deaths had to be "deserved". I fucking hated that shit because it makes the audience stupid dull creatures.

Like how people go on and on about the horrible death of the babysitter in Jurassic world, as if the Dinosaurs have morality filters in their brains. They're escaped stupid animals!

Like in JP 3, I hated how fucking stupid the flying dinosaur (always spell it wrong) scraped and thrashed on the ground, it was infuriating, but it was actual animal behavior in defiance of the lethal stalking of the raptors.

JP isn't really a horror franchise, but it's got some fantastic horror elements.
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With subversive Jews being hit with constant censorship during the 70s and 80s they tried to claim horror was about morality. It wasn't disgusting transgressions against conservative life styles it was about bad people being punished for being bad.. Yea, I don't buy it but that's how they changed.

She asked to be killed that way. She wanted the best death possible so they did as she wished. If I was in a movie and I was going to die I'd want the coolest death too. I'm all about the monsters and cool kills.

I'm playing RE9. It reminds me of RE6 and the worst bits of Silent hill 2 remake. Cannot recommend avoiding this enough. It's a real let down.
 
Big Miss Steak said:
I've heard reports it's buggy and crashes a lot, is this true?
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Had no crashes or bugs. Game has issues with it's default camera settings and it's so cinematic your character does animations that fuck up you running through a door. I can see them being considered buggy It's not had any technical issues for me.
Stains Davidson said:
How much of the retarded "LOOK HERE THIS IS INTERACTABLE" yellow paint thing from RE4 is there?
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None really. The ammo crates are yellow but it just highlights everything with a white interact circle instead. Like SH2 did. The crates are mostly wood and the vases you can break are just the circle.

It's really just boring. And very very very diverse. Like 80% of the zombies are indian or black. It's distracting. Have we had the rage bait "white girl killing people of colour" yet?

The level lay outs just suck. No flow to them and a constant running around a table to get an enemy out the way, who isn't dangerous just annoying.

I'm not enjoying it but I'm forging on..
 
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