Horse Race Tests - place your bets

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I wonder how many live viewers the premiere had, because the live chat replay is going nuts. The production values on this are wild for something this stupid.
Fearsome Fate steals the show in the comeback of the century. Yellow is now named Lightning Strikes Thrice. The commentary is fun, I don't know why they only did it in a few races. The renamed horses (like Oob) are clearly the same horses since they use the same theme music.


"Jovial Merryment crawling her way out of horse hell to win the first HRT tournament" (source)
 
Why are Superstitional Realism and Jovial Merryment all fucked up and renamed now? Why is A Mysterious Figure (clearly SR's evil doppelganger) not a monster anymore? Have they switched places? What does "Oob" mean, it's not a long nonsensical racehorse name like everyone else? Who is this Lime Green horse revealed at the very end?

WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?! WHAT IS THE LORE?!
 
Did I post about the Ao3 fics? That is...stories on the fanfiction website Archive of Our Own.
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Already 95 stories have been written for HRT. For reference, there are many years-old properties that only have like 2 fics written. I believe some of the most popular properties (MCU, Harry Potter etc) get into the 500,000+ works range but they have existed for a loooong time. HRT is what...a couple months old? Less than that?
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As I expected, there are lots of nsfw ones. But as I also expected, there's a ton of lore and plot and angst. Because if we've seen anything from the HRT fandom, it's that they'll take some silly bouncing doodles and give them the most gut-wrenching tragic storylines possible. It's kinda beautiful (aside from the smut lol).
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This one gave me a laugh though because they're talking about that time Jovial and Yellow got stuck in a room together during a race.
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WHAT IS THE LORE?!
The only "loredrops" the guy behind it is doing seem to be shitposts on twitter. A couple nights ago he said that if Jovial was a human he would 100% be black ("He's black the same way Goku is black") and therefore he has a pass to say nigga.
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HRT references on wplace <3 (saw these on xitter)
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the sneaky tranny flag is unfortunate..
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Also idk if this has been posted here yet, but I just saw it and I LOL'd
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"White Horse may have won the carrots, but she lost so much more 💔 #JusticeForCyan #StopHorseRacing #horseracetests"
THE COMMUNITY NOTE :lit: AND THE FACT THAT THE ART IS OBVIOUSLY AI, AND THEY WATERMARKED THE AI DRAWING LOL
These are also just lovely
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#LetThemBeGayAndGraze 🗣🗣🗣
 
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God, I hate fandoms. I hate these filthy tranny coomers who just HAVE TO turn everything into le edgy animu faggot eroguro porno plot.

IT'S
FUCKING
MSPAINT
BLOBS
YOU
STUPID
le ironic
SHITHEADS

I hope every single troon from Ao3 and twitter who latched onto this breaks their arms and never posts anything again. But hey, you can immediately tell this thing is going to be popular just for a few months and forgotten forever like most lol randumb things that get popular out of the blue. Put your top heads on me, bishes, I will wear them on my every visit to the glue factory.
 
God, I hate fandoms. I hate these filthy tranny coomers who just HAVE TO turn everything into le edgy animu faggot eroguro porno plot.
havent engaged with the funny horseblobs in a long time but the post that made me lose interest was the creator saying some fag shit like "well i thought they were male but everyone says theyre girls and dating so i guess theyre girls now! :D"
 
Please fill us in!! :biggrin:
Well as I'm sure alot of y'all here were aware there was the "first season" which ended with the tournament "here racehorses transcend" which ended with the GOAT jovial Merryment, vanishing into the darkness....
Well since then there has been a short lived spinoff Paradise fishing
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Which was a week long series after the tournament that featured 6 fish and a rock (my nigga) swimming to avoid a hook and be caught.
After this the second season began which was basketball themed and had a somewhat shorter run time where they duked it out in 3v3s until one of the teams qualified for the "Eastern conference"
Where the old evil horses reappeared with a mysterious new leader
Also knifemare just went missing mid season.
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After the basketball there was OVA 1 and OVA 2 vessel and party respectively, both of which were said to be non canon by the creator, and mostly were just down for live events he was invited to be at.

Then there was the secretive third season that was originally posted on Billibilli and rednote and is Chinese bootleg themed! Featuring a new cast of horses! Called "Fuzao's adventure"
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Where the brownish horse Fuzao faces tragedy in mainland China as they face terrible racing conditions and put their life on the line, a much less ambiguous storyline than the first 2 seasons, and I enjoyed it massively when it was finally "found"
And then there comes "Horse Race Test World Tournament" where both sets of horses have come together in a pseudo 4th season, to race each other in another winner and losers bracket style competition. Of which is currently still ongoing/ on hiatus.
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As a steam release for the "game" is being worked on right called "Horse Race Tests: Life is Pain"
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And is currently aiming for a June release date for extreme early access... But is subject to change iirc,
And in the time since WORLD has been on hold OVA 3 was released to tide people over a bit and appease some fans
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Which is also non canon for now, but features classic jovial Merryment racing a bunch of freak horses...

But that's currently the state of things! I've really enjoyed keeping up with it passively, as it's been a fun little thing to watch but less slop like than other contemporaries like Earclacks.
The guy is genuinely just some weirdo who posts very experimental art shit and got lucky enough to strike some gold so it's been cool to see a true indie kinda just rough itself out instead of going for corpo slop and turn into some big thing, far as I can tell the guy has purposely kneecapped it to keep it niche.:biggrin:
 
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