How are you doing? - Kiwi Farms Wellness Check

[AnOminous]

She was 97, so not unexpected.

I love people this old because while they're alive, they foster the illusion that you too will live to be that old. You won't. Don't fear the reaper but fuck that guy and if you can kneecap him and fuck him up the ass before he gets you, do it.

Death is retarded.

 

[Slav Power]

In a short talk between exercises with my trainer at the gym, we went from talking about the weather to India banter in like a minute flat.

 

[RisingPhoenix]

We had our baby and he's 5 weeks old now. Very adorable and a fairly easy going kid - as newborns go anyway.

That doesnt mean it hasn't been a challenge. Kid is up 3 times a night for feeds - but at least is somewhat consistent with the times he wakes for feeds.

My folks visited from my home country last week, which was nice. Tho I'm glad it was just a week because disrupting babys feeding and naps for outings was a bit wearing. My parents did help around the home lots tho.

I go back to work next week. Its insane that nobody on either side of US politics doesnt want to discuss extending maternity leave. 6 weeks absolutely isn't enough. (I already used up FMLA for pregnancy appointments)
I'm nervous about returning to work and being able to focus. But I guess we'll see how things go.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

We had our baby and he's 5 weeks old now. Very adorable and a fairly easy going kid - as newborns go anyway.

That doesnt mean it hasn't been a challenge. Kid is up 3 times a night for feeds - but at least is somewhat consistent with the times he wakes for feeds.

My folks visited from my home country last week, which was nice. Tho I'm glad it was just a week because disrupting babys feeding and naps for outings was a bit wearing. My parents did help around the home lots tho.

I go back to work next week. Its insane that nobody on either side of US politics doesnt want to discuss extending maternity leave. 6 weeks absolutely isn't enough. (I already used up FMLA for pregnancy appointments)
I'm nervous about returning to work and being able to focus. But I guess we'll see how things go.

Congratulations!!

 

[Betonhaus]

It's a little scary how well ozempic is working though that might taper off as I get closer to my goal.

But I'm beginning to really hate how packed transit is and would love to get my own vehicle

 

[AnOminous]

Please quit giving me zucchini what the fuck am I supposed to do with this shit?

 

[WhoBusTank69]

It's a little scary how well ozempic is working though that might taper off as I get closer to my goal.

Just remember that it isn't a substitute for a diet, you have to put in the work after it's gone or you will gain it all back.

 

[Sonalee Rashitwar]

Just remember that it isn't a substitute for a diet, you have to put in the work after it's gone or you will gain it all back.

ULPT: if you can read a European language, EU manufactures sell it cheaper and safer than in the US. Went on a foreign language course and a friend there was on Ozempic and saving $350/month by ordering from Germany.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Lots of people deserve being shouted at including me.

No you don't. You're a good boy who dindu nuffin!

Kid is up 3 times a night for feeds

God forbid the little dude is on a bulk so he can build some muscle

Please quit giving me zucchini what the fuck am I supposed to do with this shit?

... okay, actually, can someone yell at him?

Moved into a different position at work so I'm back on the unit I like and far away from the one I despised. No job is perfect and this one for sure has some annoying issues but it's far, far better than the last one. It's a good feeling, my fellow Farmers.

 

[Betonhaus]

Just remember that it isn't a substitute for a diet, you have to put in the work after it's gone or you will gain it all back.

In the past I used to be extremely heavy, then around 2018 I went on an extremely difficult diet in order to lose like 160lbs. I was able to successfully keep most of that weight off, up until COVID lockdowns hit at which point I gained it all back. The home and lifestyle conditions needed to maintain that extreme diet do no longer exist, and I just don't know if I have it in me to do that again.

Ozempic here is about the equivalent of $200USD, a price I can easily afford even without insurance. Over the course of the first month I lost about 15lbs, and while it will probably slow down if I couple it with meal planning and exercise I will still get a decent chunk of weight off by Christmas, and will be in much better shape by this time next year and be able to be more active - as it's really hard to be active at all when you're basically carrying a twink on your shoulders 24/7

 

[Not A Bunny]

Please quit giving me zucchini what the fuck am I supposed to do with this shit?

Spiral the fuck out it for low-carb noodles.

 

[Rekeita's Kidneys]

I need to study for this IT certification (Network+) but im way too fucking lazy. I'm unemployed and doing nothing but I still can't be fucked. I've studied for this thing twice before (Feb and December of 2024) but never bothered to finish it. On the plus side I got a 67% on a practice test a couple days ago so I think I can just go through these exams, learn what I got wrong and just brute force it and not subject myself to a 35 hour video course again.

Also the job I left after 2 weeks is still struggling to hire people 2 months after I left so thats very lulzy.

Same fucking boat bud, I'm going for the RHCSA and some bullshit Microsoft certs praying that it'll get me a fucking job.
From what I've seen the Network+ ain't too bad, I'll either take it or some more specialized shit because I NEED JOB lol

Fair warning, be prepared to deal with some jeet test proctor. It fucking sucks.

People legitimately always tell me "how the fuck aren't you working some high level sysadmin gig? Dude you know more than most people doing it for years!"

The answer is my fucking CV sucks and I have shit job history.

Maybe someone in the industry here could help a nigga out? Idfk man I'm some fucking savant, I don't know shit about networking but I know how to configure switches from the 90s and how to setup ancient obscure software/hardware because autism lmao

 

[originalusername]

Tell me about your day.

It wasn't great or terrible. For the last few months things have been stagnant. Every day feels the same and nothing changes. I'm a neet, but I have goals. I'm only 18. I wanna get my GED and then some manual labor job through a connection or something. Anything 50k a year plus will be nice.

For now and until then, my days have been,
Wake up around 11-2pm, Apply sunscreen and eat and drink coffee, listen to music and think while listening to music on coffee.
After that I watch YouTube, Watch something pirated if its good, browse forums or just talk to people on those knockoff omegle chat rooms.
I waste my day with those until it starts to get dark and I eat dinner, then I do some light exercise to maintain lean muscle.
Then I take a shower, do some skincare/take vitamins and supplements and go to bed.

 

[Kofi Drinka]

Trying to keep your head above water while you cast away your safety net is hard. I've been stuck in a self destructive loop for so many years and decided to be free of it. But the loop was safety even if it has become it's own form of personal hell.

I need to learn how to connect with people in the current year. I'm too autistic to talk to random people I meet.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Please quit giving me zucchini what the fuck am I supposed to do with this shit?

A ton of stuff! You can slice and fry them, you can make pancakes with them, you can bake them, can stuff them and bake them, bake them and mince with other vegetables into soup pourer, cook vegetable pasta and even make some treats!

I'm a bad person. I yelled at my colleague, when we were yapping about some bullshit during a break. Nobody deserves being shouted at. Being unable to keep calm embarasses me and I feel guilty for the way I was talking and for my aggression towards a person who did not deserve that. That was a shy person I myself made even more secluded (at least as I could see it).
Now I know a little more how much of an insufferable faggot I am. A moment of clarity

Dude, there are no perfect people. I did a ton of bad things, probably more than I am willing to admit. Losing your sleep over this won't help, if you feel guilty, then just ask forgiveness and move on.

 

[Foltest]

Blerg, i woke up early because of the damn Pollen. my nose is full of snot and I feel like shit.
I love summer and I hate it.

 

[originalusername]

Blerg, i woke up early because of the damn Pollen. my nose is full of snot and I feel like shit.
I love summer and I hate it.

Summer is just such a rot season man. Summer lovers are like "muhh but ice cream and beach" then forget about the diseased blood sucking bugs, disgusting levels of heat, the air quality, crowds, fucked up sleep and of course allergies.

Summer rain? Nice. Cool nights, Sure. Sunsets? Hell yeah.
Still doesn't outweigh the cons in my opinion.

Winter and fall >





I've been having the same issue, zyrtec helps.

 

[R.S.o.E]

Yeah they got me playing bass for a cover. I also have to perform original shit by myself because I'm that much of a feckless friendless fucking faggot... No matter though, I can perform with a backing track and I get to scream into the microphone.

This was my last fucking post here for a while, and that's because the site isn't really accessible in the UK without the use of VPN. I finished college and now I'm on my six week break, then I'm gonna start doing university shit.

 

[Core Theorist]

I had a great morning today! I actually bothered exercising for once and it just blossomed into a decent morning. Feels good man.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

The caged animal feeling is back, big urge to go deep into the woods and let whatever happens happen. I feel like vermin that's been taken from outside and unsuccessfully domesticated.