How are you doing? - Kiwi Farms Wellness Check

[White Trash Motorsport]

I got accidentally bitten by one of our dogs a few days ago. Even after three days of antibiotics the biggest puncture wound is weeping yellow/green pus.

 

[Nick Obre]

Shit fuck mother fucker i just ate bat soup.

Currently in my late grandparents country house/cabin, the well pump is dead and 300 ft underground, neighbors allowed me to use their well when needed. Old school open groundwater well with a little doghouse built over it, pump switch indoors, neighbors not in, so used the backup crank and bucket. Filled up a water canister with the first bucket and took a swig, pulled out another bucketfull and theres a bloated, decomposing dead bat in it. Puked up about two pints of recently ingested perfectly good guinness right there.

We'll call it the Desu Vult Flu, in honor of your passing.

 

[Molester Stallone]

I got into an accident a few days ago caused by a stunning display of stupidity on the other drivers part. I can't even fathom what was going through her head at the time. So far she hasn't called her insurance company, nor has she responded to mine. I have the feeling there's going to be some fuckery going on in the near future.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

I’ve been super whiny on here about my bad luck with women before, but I saw a nice girl at a church event tonight and started talking to her and she asked me if I’d like to see her outside of it and for my number, and we’re going for dinner tomorrow night. This is also day 2 of Lexapro for me...I feel like I’m finally a normie.

 

[verygayFrogs]

I got accidentally bitten by one of our dogs a few days ago. Even after three days of antibiotics the biggest puncture wound is weeping yellow/green pus.

Might wanna call the ER bud

Shit fuck mother fucker i just ate bat soup.

Currently in my late grandparents country house/cabin, the well pump is dead and 300 ft underground, neighbors allowed me to use their well when needed. Old school open groundwater well with a little doghouse built over it, pump switch indoors, neighbors not in, so used the backup crank and bucket. Filled up a water canister with the first bucket and took a swig, pulled out another bucketfull and theres a bloated, decomposing dead bat in it. Puked up about two pints of recently ingested perfectly good guinness right there.

Ew

 

[Waifuwars]

Been feeling a bit restless and anxious. Mg fourth of July weekend plans have gone kaput so I'm trying to wrangle something up to do, but a certain someone has been pretty unresponsive and I shouldn't push my luck with them. Sucks when you're always the one initiating.

Might be a bit reckless and spend some money tomorrow in an effort to quell this shitty feeling. Retail therapy is still cheaper than seeing a psychologist, ironically.

 

[Dysnomia]

My knee is totally fucked. I may need major surgery to rearrange the innards in a more pleasing manner. I have six more weeks of physical therapy and and MRI. Then we'll see whether or not I can put off surgery for awhile.

But my family is pressuring me into surgery. They think it's the best option. They aren't the ones who will get their leg sliced open like a hot dog roll and have a bunch of muscle, tendons and possibly bone cut into. They don't have to go through months of recovery and therapy and have a huge scar for the rest of their life.

Surgery is likely inevitable. But why do it now if I can wait awhile? I'm just not prepared for it right now. It will severely hinder my ability to do much for awhile and if it's anything like my last surgery I'm going to need help for a few weeks while my leg is immobilized. How am I going to get up and down these narrow ass 19th century stairs?

And it turns out it's just not my knees that hyper extend. I'm really bendy. I always was but I didn't realise it was so abnormal. Apparently it's a problem and I've been told to stop letting myself bend weird because it's causing muscle weakness. But I have a hard time with that. I can turn my ankles inward pretty far and just do it like a person would twiddle their thumbs. But it's bad and I must stop. My right leg is worse and the muscles are week. The flesh is crunchy when massaged. The left is pretty similar but less affected since it hasn't really gone bad yet.


Also, I think I got bit by a kissing bug. I saw one in my room and it houdini'd away when I thought I'd caught it. My right middle toe swelled twice it's size and turned purple. It itched and burned like crazy until I drained the blister. But the irritation came back and it's swelling again. I've never had a bite like that before and I had a similar one on my arm a few weeks before it that I thought was from a small spider. Now I'm not so sure.

Well if I get chagas in 20 years I'll know.

 

[White Trash Motorsport]

Might wanna call the ER bud

Thanks, I’ve already been and have a fresh tetanus booster to show for it. Pus seems to have dried up a bit today and it’s way less red and swollen.

 

[Crabbo]

Currently furious.
Marriage is coming up soon, and my apartment is trying to force people out by increasing a solid 50%, as well as wanting singular lump sums for utilities from all residents.

Hunting for another place, amongst other planning stressor so the missus to be and I can have a reasonably priced place to save for a house.

Yet I also want to hurt the company forcing out dozens of long term residents with insane price hikes.

 

[Flavius Claudius Julianus]

Day 3 of dying from food poisoning/unknown viral shit. Anybody got any tips or tricks to make existence bearable?

Your kindness will be rewarded

 

[Info Player Start]

Going to watch over my moms dogs while she goes camping. She said there's beer in the fringe so that's cool. I should be comfy.

 

[Beowulf_Polaris]

My soon to be wife has been in Bulgaria for a little over a month. It certainly has been tough not having her around and she won't be back until August (a month from now). In her absence, she left her N64 games and Wii U with me and I have been playing those. I 100% Zelda Ocarina Of Time and I'm currently trying to 100% Zelda Wind Waker Wii U. When I am not playing video games, I jam along with my guitar to some Metallica and Megadeth CDs that my girlfriend gave me for my stereo.

All things considered, it's not too bad. It just sucks being broke and and independent due to current circumstances. After my girlfriend gets back and finishes college in the US. She wants me to be a househusband since she most likely will be making a decent amount of money. I'm not sure how I feel about that, but hey. Someone has to raise those kids.

Haha.

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

All things considered, it's not too bad. It just sucks being broke and and independent due to current circumstances. After my girlfriend gets back and finishes college in the US. She wants me to be a househusband since she most likely will be making a decent amount of money. I'm not sure how I feel about that, but hey. Someone has to raise those kids.

Haha.

There's this series on netflix that should help you out

 

[Beowulf_Polaris]

There's this series on netflix that should help you out
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Omg, I watched that a month ago. I love how wholesome and light hearted it is.

Definitely a goal of mine

 

[Sped Xing]

Maybe another week and everything will be clear.

Goats manage these things better.

 

[JustSomeDong]

About once a week my dogs wake me up way too early and I say "Fuck it" and make a big pot of coffee and charge through the day. So, good morning, kiwis, from me and my dogs.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Headache and it is too fucking hot to just lay down and relax. Take care, people.

 

[WhoIsSutterKane]

Feeling disgusted. Some faggot that I know who always swore the LBGT movement doesn't have the end goal of recruiting children and making pedophilia ok, was arrested on Tuesday for being a pedophile piece of vile excrement.

 

[Sped Xing]

I walked into a Dairy Queen to get lunch, and was hit with an overpowering smell of shit.

So I went next door to Shipley's to eat their disgusting "sausage kolache" instead.

Houston sucks.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Mostly ok, but still not over how, upon me bringing home pine-scented gel soap (you know, in a can) that I opened just to try, my sister tasted it. Did not even wash it down after cringing. It still has the tongue imprint, but would not photo right.